Drinking My Respecting Jar Jar Binks Juice (Patreon)

Hello my sweet children, here are gifs of all the animations I did for Big Joel's "Why Did The Last Jedi Have To Happen To Me?" video, as well as a few bonus animations, such as the one of our great leader and her beefy porg bodyguard (above).

These were lots of fun, because I got to do animations and jokes. My two passions. Also, I never knew how much I needed to animate Jenny Nicholson and her big, beautiful porg. I was born to do this, and now that I have done it, I'm a different person. Things will never be the same again (of course, this animation simply had too much power for the video, and was left out so as not to overwhelm innocent, unsuspecting viewers). 

Me love big porg.

First of all, here is the Star Wars character Tobacco. In this highly metaphorical animation, he is fading out of existence. It's something we've all been through.

Here we see Han Solo. He is confused. He is always confused, because life, and indeed death, are very confusing.

In this animation, we see a sketchy yet resplendent Jar Jar. He says what's on all of our minds: "uhhhhh". Thank you Jar Jar, for expressing so eloquently the essence of our hearts and minds. You are truly a poet, and for that we thank you every day.

Here is Jar Jar once again. His scholarly pursuits lead him this time to a new question, a new avenue with which to examine the world: "wyd".

Not many people know that Jar Jar's eyes may slide right out of their sockets during moments of intense academic research such as this, because it's not mentioned in the Star Wars movies, but this is just one way in which he sees all. He sees everything. He knows. I love you Jar Jar.

Next up we have a dark and mysterious man. I do not know who he is, but he lurks shirtless in the shadows. This animation came to me in a dream, and I completed it in some strange trance. If anyone has any answers as to why this has come into existence, and who this man is, and why he has his nips out, please do let me know.

This here is a Jedi man. He is reacting to watching a Logan Paul video. His fear is within all of us.

This beautiful animation shows a woman who has just bought a nice lamp from Ikea. Isn't it a nice lamp? Good for her.

I was almost assassinated for making this animation, but I wanted you all to see the sacred texts. I won't hide them from you, even if it risks my life. There are lots of really good articles inside.

Finally I have animated one of my favourite Star Wars characters: Man. It's sad that he instigated the Star Wars accidentally by stepping on a rake, but that's just the nature of life. Chance events, meetings, and times you accidentally step on a rake, they can change the whole world.

Here's a closer look at Man, and his chaotic, wandering eye, representative of the experience of living. Think for a moment about him and his fate. Without him, there would be no wars, but there would also be no stars.

:'-)