changes to reduce wokeness (Patreon)

Hello,

Because of economic reasons, I have decided to bring certain changes to my works. Mostly, this is to cast a wider net and grow a bigger, more engaged audience.

Unfortunately, writing what I like hasn’t paid off that well, because the things I personally enjoy don’t necessarily match the things that the wider audience likes.

For that reason, the following series will have certain key changes brought to them:

Cinnamon Bun
This story will be re-entitled Cinnamon Gun. Broccoli Bunch will now be American, and will start off her adventure with a Colt 1911 and a penchant for solving problems the American way. 

Stray Cat Strut
The relationship between Catherine and Lucy is beloved by some, but I think we could make this story more appealing to certain politically powerful demographics if we bring certain changes to the story.

The new version of Stray Cat Strut will now feature a new twist, where Catherine breaks up with Lucy in chapter 2 and goes on to marry the Mayor of New Montreal, a man 42 years her senior and only thrice divorced! 

Dead Tired
Not edgy enough. The story will now be called Alive Tired, and will start with Harold actually just being dead. Alex will never be created. The Limpet will go on to work in a bar near the capital. Rem dies. The biggest change is that Mem, though a series of increasingly implausible circumstances and thanks to her Main Character Energy, will stumble into the role of Memperor of Mankind and will lead the world into a new age of exploration and discovery where all fuzzy, small, or cute animals will be petted.

Fluff
Having the main cast be entirely composed of pre-teen girls who want to be supervillains is fun and all, but I feel like it’s missing the demographic mark. Therefore, certain characters will be changed:

Teddy - The communist werebear will be replaced by Theodore, a 32 year old tax lawyer with the ability to file paperwork 40% faster than the average man.
Athena - Will be replaced with Arthur. He is 42 years old and depressed.
Trinity - Remains as is, only now she is three 28 year old looksmaxers.
Maple - Is now Mark. He likes boardgames and has never felt the touch of a woman.
Aurora - is now Aaaron, a retired lumberjack with the ability to summon lukewarm beer from thin air.

Save Scumming
The main character is no longer horny. 

The Complicated Love Life of Ivil Antagonist
The focus character was replaced by Twenty-Six. We all knew she was the real main character the entire time anyway.

Sporemageddon
The main character is now a capitalist.

Hopefully these changes will make the story more enjoyable to a broader audience. 

Thank you for your time and understanding,

-RavensDagger