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Chapter Three - [Maid]

Rosario wouldn’t exactly say that she liked working, but it wasn’t that bad. It was novel, at least. Emma the [Innkeeper] wasn’t lying when she mentioned socks. 

It was at least a good test of her finer motor skills and of the instincts that came with her Job. Mostly because she had never darned a sock, or any other article of clothing, before. If she discovered something had a hole in it, she’d just wear it until the hole was too big, then buy something new. Fixing things wasn’t something she was experienced in, and it wasn’t something that came up too often in the game either. 

So, she darned socks, fixed some holes in a knit sweater, then patched up a few bedsheets, all with the kind of ease and rapidity that made it look as though she’d been doing this kind of thing for decades.

In the meantime, she chatted a little with the [Waitress] Olivia Brown. She was unsurprisingly Emma’s youngest daughter, and had the convenient trait of being a blabbermouth. 

“So, have you lived in Riverbend long?” Rosario asked. And that was enough.

The young woman seemed eager to avoid actually doing any work, so she leaned up against the doorway of the room and yapped on about her entire family history. The Browns had lived here for four generations now, starting with Emma’s father, the first [Innkeeper] who sold a smaller inn within Alpta and moved here. The fourth generation was Olivia’s brother’s firstborn son, who was two, and apparently a handful. 

The topics changed about as often as Olivia took in a breath between rants.

Rosario elected to sit back and listen while working her magic on some sheets. She sacrificed one that was extremely threadbare to create patches which were sewn into others. Somehow they came out looking fresh and new and extra fluffy.

The prattle was nice. It distracted her from the impending sense of... weirdness that came with being in this world. First of all, how had she come to be here? For that matter, why? Was it even possible for her to get an answer to that? 

Rosario continued to listen as Olivia detailed her dreams of one day moving to the big city, marrying an [Adventurer], having two and a half babies, and then opening her own restaurant in the city. 

It was a lot, but it also provided Rosario with a lot of small context clues about things that would have been awkward to ask about. “Say, Olivia,” she said when the girl paused to chug air.

“Yes, Miss Thorn?” 

“What do you know about Hellisdarl castle? To the... I guess north east of here.”

Olivia blinked. “Oh! It’s the reason there’s an Adventuring Guild branch in Riverbend at all. And that’s why the inn exists. Half of our best clients are [Adventurers] of one sort or another. There are a lot of monsters that show up around the castle that are really uncommon elsewhere.”

“Interesting,” Rosario said.

Fortunately, Olivia was good at talking, but not asking questions. She went on to talk about some of the people she’d seen from the guild, then veered off to talk about food, then fish, the dyes of all things. 

By the time the sun was near setting Rosario was done with all of the clothes in the inn. She’d patched every sheet and bedspread and had fixed several shirts, patched pants, and even tailored a dress to fit Olivia better, all without ever taking a measurement. Somehow she knew that the adjustments were accurate. 

Nevermind massive [Firebolts] that was the real magic.

In thanks for her efforts, Rosario was allowed to take one of the smaller rooms, and when she came out to the main inn area Emma served her a large bowlful of warm stew with some fresh bread and a platter of vegetables. 

It was a massive step above the usual microwavable slop she was used to eating. 

“I’m afraid we don’t have too much more work for a [Seamstress],” Emma said. “Here, it’s not a lot, but it should tide you over if you need to buy some supplies.”

She set down a small handful of coppery coins which Rosario took graciously. She had no idea what they were worth, but that was a concern for later. For now, she was quite pleased. “I can do other work as well. I’m no stranger to a broom and mop.”

The woman chuckled. “Sure. Could use some cleaning in the kitchens if you’re up for it. Head on back in an hour or so?”

She nodded and returned to her meal.

The inn slowly filled with patrons, and she not so subtly spied on a few of them. Notably, the trio of more muscular, armoured men that came in a little later. 

Elijah Smithson

[Scout] - Level 24

Henry Kingcomer

[Spearman] - Level 17

William Billson

[Combat Mage] - Level 9

The latter two were in their second tier, judging by their levels and Job names. So they had a first Job at level 25, at least. They could have had more as well, but as she observed them, she noticed that they didn’t move all that quickly.

Rosario could flick her arm through the air so rapidly that it created a gust, and that was with no real effort on her part. She felt like she could lift an elephant on the end of a broom with no leverage. 

It might have been some of her [Sword Saint] instincts coming into play, but those three didn’t strike her as strong.

Still, people respected them, or at least the bronze and silver badges they wore. 

The men were a little bawdy, and loud, but not so much so that it was bothersome. One of them gave Olivia a pinch on the rear, but her giggles afterwards seemed genuine more than false, and she did linger close for a while and unless Rosario was mistaking, she was flirting right back. Probably for the best, because Rosario wasn’t sure she’d mind stabbing a fool.

She was given a large mug of beer, which she only took a sip of before abandoning. That stuff was rank. So she stuck to tea, which was probably more maid-like in any case. It fit the image better.

Once she was no longer fighting off hunger pangs, Rosario returned to the kitchen and sighed. It was a mess. Not a terrible one, but the place was a little disorganized, dusty in some spots, and there were grease stains and the large stone over at the back was filled with char.

She opened a door into the rear lot, then started to simply empty the kitchen. This was going to take a while, but honestly? She felt good. Her movements were fast and fluid and graceful. Bending down didn’t hurt, and she could lift heavy things with ease. 

So, she emptied the entire kitchen, setting things out on the ground behind the lot. When it grew too dark to see, Rosario frowned, then looked over her spell list and cast [Light] one of the most basic utility spells she had. She made sure to only feed it a smidge of mana. The spell created a glowing ball that she gently placed above the door. She created a few more, setting them here and there to give her light from every angle.

Soon, the kitchen was empty. Then came the fun part.

[Water Blast] was a stronger spell, but with some modulation of the amount of mana used, she was able to turn it into something like a hose. Then it was a simple matter of using one of the brooms in her inventory to push the dirty water along.

An application of [Heat Wave], again with very little mana in it, created a strong gust of very hot air to dry things behind her.

Rosario was grinning to herself as she brushed the floor, a dozen spells active all at once. She had a ‘cleaning game’ phase, once, and this was similar, but more realistic. Though she did miss that satisfying Power Wash ding when something was fully cleaned.

She was halfway done, with a large part of the kitchen literally spotless, when something came up in the corner of her vision. A system message.

Rosario paused, then gestured at it. The message opened.

Her brook clattered to the floor.

Congratulations!

You have unlocked the [Maid] Job!

She stared for a long, long moment. Then she grinned. Of course [Maid] was an actual Job, so why couldn’t she unlock it! 

“Job List,” she said, and a new menu appeared, this one containing all of the Jobs she had unlocked over time but which she had never picked. 

Available Jobs

Combat Jobs

[Archer]

[Brawler]

[Scout]

[Hunter]

[Guard]

Crafting Jobs

[Actor]

[Apprentice Alchemist]

[Apprentice Cleric]

[Apprentice Smith]

[Dancer]

[Fisher]

[Herbalist]

[Housekeeper]

[Maid]

[Merchant]

[Miner]

[Scholar]

There it was, [Maid]. She reached towards it, then paused. Picking a new Job could be detrimental. Non-combat Jobs didn’t give as many stats. She would be better off taking one of the available Combat Jobs and passively level it over time. [Hunter] would only require a few excursions out of the city. [Scout] or [Guard] would both be easy to level, and she knew most of the Job progression tree for [Guard].

But...

New Job Added: [Maid]

[Maid] - Level 0.

Rosario was grinning so hard, her cheeks hurt. She checked her name and status, just in case anything had changed. 

Rosario Thorn

Current Job: [Maid]

Stats

Strength: 150

Dexterity: 343

Constitution: 112

Intelligence: 200

Wisdom: 350

Charisma: 46

Mana: 70,000

Stamina: 55,216

Combat Jobs

[Apprentice Mage] - Level 25

[Generalist Mage] Level 50

[Green Mage] - Level 75

[Archmage] -Level 100

[Soldier] - Level 25

[Swordman] - Level 50

[Swordmaster] - Level 75

[Sword Saint] - Level 100

[Thief] - Level 25

[Rogue] - Level 21

Crafting Jobs

[Gardener] - Level 12

[Tailour] - Level 25

[Seamstress] - Level 47

[Apprentice Enchanter] - Level 25

[Maid[ - Level 0

It was perfect! Now... she should probably finish cleaning up here. It would give her a few levels, and besides, she didn’t want to upset the innkeeper. 

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Comments

Gamesempie

Can't help but think about that story about a girl that got isekaied as the painters, but changed the color of her hair and disguised herself so she could fulfill her dream of working as a maid when I read this.

HikinBear

When a Maid with Strength: 150 takes out the trash, it's gone! Loving this new story. It’s quirky and weird.

Hypersphere

Already looking forward to the confusion when she tiers up and sets her job to [Archmaid]. (^_^) Loving this so far, keep it coming!

Genebeep (LadyLinq)

Just for comparison, what would the stats of the strongest of those adventurers be? I'm a big fan of the "secretly way stronger than you'd expect" trope, which is why I love Crystal Genocide so much.

Mirthfilled

My only issue with the story is wanting it to come out faster!

Chris P

I'm really liking this one!

dumbo3k

Her brook clattered to the floor. -> Her broom clattered to the floor.

Le Sparkle

For some reason, it reminds me of an old abandoned JP WN translation I read several years ago about a maid named Nanaki. (Ref: Lightning Empress Maid)

Lee

Very cool! This is a nice change of pace.

Arcanemagus

I absolutely love how dedicated and excited she is to being a maid, even while having so much power at her disposal.

Ivy

Level 0 maid: Still better than any of those silver ranks. hahahaha

fennek

For a "reincarnated as max lvl mmo character" novel, this feels fresh and exciting. Maybe because I don't see the normal tropes already? I like the story very much so far.

Kali2025

nitpick but I think you list three generations of Browns in the town not four, otherwise the waitress would have listed her grandfather too not just her father, her generation and her nephew.

Daniel Gore

I just started in on Stray Cat Strut and I wanted to say just how refreshing it is that the A.I./assistant character is not perpetually confused about idioms, references, and jokes. I did not realize quite how common and the little bit old hat that trope had become to me until cat started making some quips that the A.I. played along with without having to ask what it meant or taking it overly literally

Ivy

I’m already spoiled by the rate this is coming out. I need more maid!!!

Doxx

That’s an anime isn’t it? I should go finish watching it.

AllenR

Interesting premise, for sure. I'm curious where this leads.

BWH

No way to know yet what the other adventurers stats are, but Rosie's Stamina went up 100 points when she switched to Maid. Nothing else changed. At all. So she keeps all of her gains from being a level 100 Sword Saint, a level 100 Archmage, & a scattering of other classes while showing up as a level 0 Maid. Forget cleaning up after dragons, she'll be sweeping up the dragons themselves! 😅

Treant Balewood

A fun start can't wait for more. Just started watching an anime 'Heroine? Saint? No, I'm an All-Works Maid (and Proud of It)!' last week lol the maids are taking over.

Brian

More please!

leon boudet

"Heroine? Saint? No, I'm An All-Works Maid!"

Aldous Russell

Thanks! I think "Hellisdarl castle" should be capitalised. "the dyes of all things" should be "then". I think "and passively level it" should be "leveling". "Tailour" should be "Tailor".

Noah Lesgold

Fun story so far! In rereading the early chapters, I noticed that earlier it was said that jobs can only level when a player has them selected, which contradicts the bit here about passively leveling [Maid] while actively leveling a combat job.

Steven Whitfield

Huzzah! There is no way that her hands were not leaving light streaks as she worked through the menu to change jobs!

NeoJungleLover

This will definitly not raise questions tomorrow lol

Venena

How in the king Solomon did they have half a baby 😭

Zorgdub

>the dyes of all things. then dyes >The latter two were in their second tier, judging by their levels and Job names. So they had a first Job at level 25, at least. OK, that means that it really isn't easy to see someone's overall level as you can't even naturally see their Job tier, let alone what other Jobs they have. Knowledge of how Jobs are named based on tiers (or just generally knowing a lot of Job names) would be an important skill to assess someone's real level. Also, since Apprentice Enchanter is at max level for a 1st tier Job, it's weird that her list of available Jobs doesn't list anything for its next tier. Maybe you need to complete a quest or accomplish something on top of reaching max level?

Orca

Remember to change all the instances of Maid to Scullery Maid per your note in Chapter Four. Also one of the brackets on the last instance of Maid in this chapter is reversed.