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Chapter Forty-Three - Lunges

Ohhh, and I have some real art!

WIP By Sebastien!

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Lucky stared at the clothes. “For me?” she asked.

“Indeed,” Swordmaster Thorn said. 

Lucky took the pants, which were neatly folded and looked them over. They were nice. Not fancy, but from what she could tell, they were well crafted. Definitely a step up from anything else she may have worn.

That was on top of what she was wearing already. Her feet were shod in new boots, something which was a rare occurrence. 

Back in Smithville there was a travelling [Cobbler] that rode by every spring and fall, and if they wanted something new, they had better not miss him. Some orders would be filled while he was in town, but fitted and custom items would have to wait a season and a half for his return, and good boots weren’t cheap.

What she had now was nice. Nicer than anything she’d ever owned, but Cricket insisted that she spend a bit more for something better than the bare minimum. Her old boots were in a very sorry state. The [Cobbler] they met here had shook his head ever as he poked a finger through her sole.

She had still paid to have them fixed, a second pair seemed smart, but still.

Now she had new pants as well. And a blouse, and a top, and a belt, even.

“Thank you,” she said. “How much do I--”

Swordmaster Thorn raised a hand, dismissing her question. “Nothing. The experience was worth it.”

That wasn’t true! The cloth had to cost something, and these were enchanted! 

[Reinforced Rider Pants]

Enchanted Pants - First Tier

“Oh! A skirt! I see, I see, so you wish to have me do more cartwheels, is that it? Hmm? Doth thou desire a peek at my underclothes, dearest maid?” Cricket asked as she held up a rather... frilly and complicated skirt whose length was a little scandalous. Well, not that badly so, it would reach to mid thigh, and the interior was filled with layers of white cloth, but still, on anyone but a [Jester] it would cause much staring and scandal.

“Swordmaster Thorn,” Lucky said, ignoring Cricket, which she had learned was the correct thing to do nine times out of ten. “You’ve done much for me, and yet I’ve never promised anything in return. I’m feeling the debt pile on.”

Rosario looked ready to dismiss her again, but then she paused and truly looked at Lucky.

There was something incredibly daunting about the woman’s gaze. It was worse than when she had encountered any strong monster in the wild. Maybe it was normal to feel this way when facing someone stronger, but Lucky hadn’t felt it from even third-tier Adventurers before. How much stronger than they was Rosario Thorn?

“Lucky... I want... friends.”

“Friends.” 

Swordmaster Thorn nodded. “Yes. Not servants. It’s why I allow Cricket here to tag along. For all that she’s a pest, she isn’t someone that I consider a burden, and I think that were I in need, she would help.”

“Oh, I’ll help you handle your needs if you ask nicely,” Cricket said. She wiggled her brows.

Rosario and Lucky both continued to ignore her. “I don’t know if I’m someone that can help you,” Lucky said. She was progressing well, at a speed that felt absurd to her, but she was still only a level 3 [Soldier]. 

“Because of your level?” Rosario asked.

Lucky nodded.

“I care less about that than I care about your personality and your willingness to try,” Rosario said. “The levels will come.”

Then Cricket said something silly again, and the swordmaster’s attention was snatched away. Lucky couldn’t help but linger on her words, though. Maybe not the exact words, really, but their meaning. 

It was very much the opposite of what she expected out of... everything, really. Her entire life, people had expected something from her, and it had little to do with her as a person, and more with her as a pair of hips. Sometimes it was just her as another set of arms to lift and move and work. 

Rosario wanted her to be more... herself? 

She didn’t know what that meant. 

But...

But it felt nice? It was one of the reasons she wanted to be a [Sword Saint]. There was a certain impression she had with the very idea of someone that strong, that capable and wise. That it was the path towards more than just mastery. 

She slept well that night, and felt energized and ready the next morning, at least until they were a few hundred paces out of the city.

“Since we’re unlikely to find anything to fight today,” Rosario said. “We’re going to train your body.”

“Ohh,” Cricket said.

Lucky flushed and bowed slightly to the Swordmaster, Obviously she meant more physical training. “I’m ready,” she said.

“Good. Have you ever danced before?” Rosario asked.

“Ah, a few times? We have festivals?” She’d be rather embarrassed if Rosario asked her to demonstrate her line dancing. 

Rosario smiled and then set her feet in a sort of squared off position. “I’m going to teach you a step. You’re going to do it forward, twice, then spin, do it backwards, then spin again, and do it forwards once more, understood?”

Lucky nodded and paid attention as the swordmaster moved.

“Right, left, spin, right, left, spin, left right, spin, left right,” Rosario said. “Then you turn and do it once more. Try it.”

Lucky did as she was asked, the step was a little strange and halting, and she didn’t have a tenth of the grace that Rosario had. The woman had her repeat the move three times, going through the entire sequence with small corrections. Apparently it was important to keep her knees bent just so, her hips straight, and her posture level.

“Good,” Rosario said. “That’s the basic footwork pattern for shortsword fighting. Longswords are like so.” She demonstrated. It was higher, with a different way of extending the knee. “And finally, fencing, which is more... I don’t know how to put it, but it’s more lunge-y.” The last was far lower to the ground, and extended the leg more, with a sort of hop to it.

Lucky watched her and tried to copy the motions. Always she lead with one foot, finished the move, spun, did it backwards, then would start leading with the other foot.

“Now, focus on the first one only. Once you’ve mastered it, we’ll have you do all three in a set, once with each leg leading, both forwards and back. So... twenty-four lunges per set, if you do all three. But start with eight.”

“I can do that,” Lucky said. 

“Until we reach Markarfljot tonight.”

Lucky swallowed.

Then Swordmaster Rosario pulled out two buckets. “Also, extend your arms out to the sides.”

She did so, still in the midst of doing the steps. Rosario gave her both buckets, one in each hand. They were simple metal pails, the sort she’d used a thousand times on a dozen farms. 

“Keep your arms extended. T-pose. With each step, try to keep the arm with the pail perpendicular to the road until you spin, then the same in the other direction.”

It was only three sets before her thighs started to burn. Her arms were quick to follow.

“Once you’ve mastered all the steps, we’ll have you do the same but with some armour on your calves. And of course, we’ll fill those buckets up,” Rosario said.

Lucky swallowed, harder this time. This was... kind of insane, wasn’t it?

“What’s she learning from this? How to have her limbs fall off?” Cricket asked as she flounced along. She had been flouncing a lot since she gained new skirts.

“Footwork is important,” Rosario said. “I want it to be second nature to her, and that requires building up the right muscles. And the arms... well, swords are light until you hold them at extension for even just a minute or so, unless you build those muscles up as well.”

“She’ll get the stats eventually,” Cricket said.

“Do stats trump exercise?” Rosario asked. “Lucky, you’ve worked around men before, yes?”

“Um, yes,” Lucky said. She was sweating already, and the conversation almost had her tripping over the flagstone road. They were getting looks from some of the others on the path, but she kept it up. They wouldn’t stare so hard once she was a hundred levels higher!

“Are men stronger than you?” Rosario asked. There was genuine curiosity there.

“Yeah, I suppose. Most of the time. I’ve tussled with some of the boys. I can smack them around... but yeah, they tend to be stronger.”

“Even at the same level as you?”

She nodded and wished that she wasn’t holding onto two buckets because her hair was in her face. 

“That’ll be testosterone. I imagine that with the nature of stats by the time you have fifty or a hundred points in Strength, the difference is so minimal as to be negligible, but you won’t have a hundred points in Strength for another few months.”

Months? More like a decade or two!

“So, for now, exercise. If you break a bone or rip a muscle, let me know. I have potions.”

“Yes, Swordmaster Thorn!” 

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tr13ze

Thanks for the chapter😁

Manlor

She's a monster! 💀

Menthewarp

Eventually, someone will come to the wrong conclusion that Rosario self-trained herself to her max levels, as a way to explain her lack of formal training in anything.

Ivy

I love Rosario always saying terrifying things so casually ^_^

Joel Tone

It’s fun to see things from Lucky’s perspective.That’s quite the training regimen Rosario has given Lucky. Thanks for the chapter

Miah

"if you suffer a debilitating injury, let me know. We'll take five for a potion break" only you Rose. Only you. To be fair though, with the resources she has at hand, she can afford such brutal training, and it certainly seems to be working.

Miah

I mean, it's kinda true! It's just the nature of that self-training that might get a little mixed up.

Sondrex76

Are stats additive or multiplicable to the physical baseline? I wonder how con affects aging, does it reduce aging speed to 1/(con/10) or some such?

Thomas Heaton

The second image, of Rosario … perhaps its been asked, but any chance the next art you commission can be the wanted poster of the eeeeeevil faithfully rendered Faithful Maid?

Martin Boudrias

I like the other perspectives we get sometimes. It is fun to see how crazy strong and weird Rose is from the outside. Also, I hope Rose gets some training time, probably for her lower level classes. If she gets another handful of levels before we meet up with Eleanor, she can be exactly level 666 when they meet lol

Rezkel

Groan, remembering my track and field and swimming days and all the weird stuff we did just to build muscles....

Michael Zinkstein

Thanks for the chapters. Finally caught up. I like the picture of Cricket. I can’t wait to see how it all moves forward. I hope they soon find the Demonqueen and restore her reign ;)

Adam

TFTC

Aldous Russell

Thanks! I think "shook his head ever as" should be "even". I feel like "Reinforced Rider Pants" should potentially be "Riding". "Swordmaster, Obviously" should be a full stop.

Sondrex76

Should be noted that if it’s addarive, being smaller would mean being faster, because less mass same str and dex, and str should at least give some speed with enough of it. Mult and the make/female ratio would lean male towards physica jobs, though again, after a certain point, smaller size would probably still mean more speed with high stats

Genebeep (LadyLinq)

I assume that stuff from Cinnamon Bun about someone that trained without a skill before getting it being WAY more effective with it than someone who just trained with the skill probably also applies here.

JustSmile

Her tail looks weird, like it's attached to the back side of her hip rather than coming out from the tailbone.

Xiosdestro

its even worse. She doesnt seem to have the spell knowledge an archmage would have. she learned one spell and went on a killing spree until she was an archmage.

Narf

It's an AI-generated placeholder image. It's not there to stay, but RavensDagger says that the artist who did the other character art is currently busy.

Narf

I think that part of the reason Rose is being so merciless to them is that she has no idea how it's like from their perspective. She essentially inherited a body that is lightyears beyond anything mundane such a normal exhaustion and strain. All the "work" she put in at her own lower levels to get where she is was just clicking and pressing buttons in front of a computer screen. She has no yardstick of her own for their mental and physical fatigue and she's got a grindset by nature, which is now empowered by needing almost no rest. She's not entirely at the point where she goes "I'm working 85hrs a week so I demand the same of you" but she certainly is a very harsh taskmaster. And with how new she still is to her body, I don't think she has quite grasped yet just how abnormal her standards are.

RavensDagger

I am notoriously bad at math so... I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that I'll be wrong no matter what <3

Sondrex76

You can always go with the good old "the stats are conceptual and affected my mental and physical factors; if you will it hard enough you can get a bit more out of them, and while generally a dexterity is a dexterity, skills can affect how the stat works to a decent degree", should give some wiggle room

Afonso Santos

Is there a way to set notifications for chapter drops? I can't take this constant refreshing any longer

Light Archon

I assume notifications, settings, tick the boxes for new posts. And you need to subscribe to the author, even as a free member to get them.

Afonso Santos

Ah just realized I wasn't subed. Thank you for the reminder

Bramble

“ignoring Cricket, which she had learned was the correct thing to do nine times out of ten” Ah, she’s learning quickly I see.

Zorgdub

> With each step, try to keep the arm with the pail perpendicular to the road until you spin I'm pretty sure that should be "parallel", not "perpendicular".

Temaki

I think you mean she has to hold her arms parallel to the road? Perpendicular would mean they're straight up or straight down.

Libri Lector

Well, Rosario knows the spells she had in the game, but she doesn't know the theory and how magic works. So I think she only has an instinctive feel for magic and her spells, but doesn't actually know what she is doing. So trying new spells and complicated spells is a little iffy.