Cowboy Stuff (Nude) (Patreon)

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I googled “cowboy sayings” and was not disappointed:

There are two theories to arguin' with a woman. Neither one works.

Some cowboys have too much tumbleweed in their blood to settle down.

Don't squat with your spurs on.

Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco.

Speak your mind, but ride a fast horse.

Just 'cause trouble comes visiting doesn't mean you have to offer it a place to sit down.