Desperate Housewife Vibes (Patreon)

Not having any privacy or time alone with partners has made it so that every breeze and memory makes me squirm. It’s like the pandemic is making me practice forced denial. It’s bullshit! I like getting what I want. Also, all the boredom eating is making my boobs bigger. This isn’t a complaint. Just a fact.

There’s still time to comment on my Thank You post and enter to win a wicked impact wand. Winner will be announced tomorrow.