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“Honey, I wanna hear every story about your whole life

Tell me again, about your ghetto blaster birthday cake

Tell me again, how you were Master Pumpkin Carver

Tell me again, how you've never been to therapy

Why does that turn me on?

You have a friend who tattooed the words "You Wish" on her ring finger

I have a friend who pulled out her tampon on the streets of Manhattan

And threw it at a misogynist cop

We are perfect for each other

Come drink like a fish in my desert city

I wanna be the fairy in your Irish pub

I wanna be your pretty boy

I want you to tell all your friends, you're outta my league.”

-‘Honey’ by Andrea Gibson