Titties and a question... (Patreon)

Getting roller skates for Christmas... good idea? Or best idea?

These are the roller skates in question:

Yes I’m 39 and yes I have a chronic pain injury but I would wear all the safety equipment and I would wear cute outfits????

This all started because my baby brothers girlfriend asked for roller skates and I found these ones, which are SO her style. She’s gonna die!!!

Then I was asking my mom if I’m too old for roller skates and she was all “how the fuck do I have a daughter who is almost 40?” And I was like “I dunno but they also make them in your favourite colour”:

And as a bonus the iPhone roller skates emoji looks just like them. 🛼

So yeah. Multi generational roller skates party?

(These are all by a company called Impala and there are so many other colours. Tell me if you get a pair and we can make our own queer roller skating crew?)