Fucking March (Patreon)

This is my annual “March is the WORST” post.

Marrrrrrrrrch.

I don’t even have the energy for my usual melancholic vitriol because I’ve been up the last few nights with kids who have a stomach bug….

So instead here is a lopsided winter-window-light selfie, with my back-from the dead poinsettia, the only-made-one-flower Christmas cactus, and my very appropriate sweatshirt.

And also, a giveaway! Comment and tell me a Spring thing you’re looking forward to! I’ll choose one lucky patron to receive a cute Spring-y care package in the mail. (It’s bunny season you know!)

As for me, I’m looking forward to seeing the fancy ass double bloom tulips I planted last fall. (Dutch-girl dreams. 🌷)

We’re doing a coven wax play date in a few weeks! (Can’t wait to show you photos of hot wax in spring colours on naked winter bodies! 😻)

I’m also looking forward to meeting friends outside for walks and hikes and porch chats. It’s been too cold here for those things for a while.

How about you?

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(I’ll choose a winner at random this weekend. Anyone who has a mailing address can comment and participate.)