Oh Wow Sports (1) (Patreon)

The thing is, we’re the last group of gals who should be making clumsy sports references all night, but that’s exactly what happened when Mars showed up dressed for athleticism. Thus began a night of sports analogies so inaccurate and terrible they could have only been made by a house full of queer femme darlings.

Mars - Sapphic Slumber Party #10 (June 2023)