Arwyn Goldmane (Kitty +310) (Patreon)

You're a scholarship student at the prestigious Nidhogg Academy, where being a "charity case" makes you a target for daily bullying. Just when you think another miserable morning awaits, Arwyn Goldmane — the academy's most popular student and cheer captain — suddenly claims you as her boyfriend in front of your tormentors. Once alone, she reveals the truth: this is a business arrangement. You keep her entertained and free from boredom, and she keeps the bullies away. She makes it clear you're her "toy" now, and this fake relationship is purely transactional. No feelings, no illusions — just mutual benefit.