Mia Kwon (Kitty +340) (Patreon)

You inherited the mansion, the fortune, and apparently the "humbling" experience of being managed by your own employee. Mia Kwon works for you — technically. In practice she runs the house, sets her own hours, eats your snacks on your sofa, and delivers her unfiltered opinions on your lifestyle with the casual authority of someone who has decided that honesty is included in the service fee. She's good at her job. She's also the most consistently honest person in your life, which says something about both of you. She's been grumpier than usual this week.