New mortal Kombat 11 cartoon script! (Patreon)

This is stupid but here it is lol

Daniel: Bruhhhh why you gotta a party city outfit on?

Billy: Nahhh bruh I must defend earth realm!!!

Daniel: Dude... what is earth realm?

Daniel: I must prevent out world from destroying earth realm

BIlly: IM BOUT TO WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP SOME ASS!!

Daniel: Don’t ever say that shit again

Billy: Shut up before I hit you with that fatality!!

Daniel: A what??

Billy: GET OVER HERE!!!

*throws fake spear hits him in the head*

Daniel: OUCH DUDE WHAT THE HELL!?!

Billy: I WILL PLEASE THE ELDER GODS!!!

Daniel: You know mortal Kombat fake right?

Billy: Oh ya?? Watch me hit you with the bicycle kick!!

*billy runs up and jumps but misses*

Billy: Elder gods.. why have you forsaken me..

Daniel: Dude mortal Kombat ain’t real. The moves and blows are completely unrealistic It’s fake.

*billy stares like his childhood was taken away from him*

Daniel: Nigga why you look like I ruined your childhood? Your acting like I said I caught Santa clause drinking Pepsi not coke

Billy: Your just a hater with no clout. As you sit here and look slow, Imma go save earth realm

*scarlet pops up*

Daniel: Yo is that loGic?

Scarlet: GIVE ME YO BLOOOD

Billy: NOO

Scarlet: GIVE ME

Billy: NOOO

Scarlet: GIVE ME

Scarlet: GIVE ME YO BLOOD NIGGA!!!

*Soulja boy pops up and knocks out scarlet*

Soulja boy: I CREATED YOU NIGGA!! I CREATED MORTAL KOMBAT!!!

Billy: No you didn’t you washed up toaster strudel!!

Soulja boy: I CREATED YOU NIGGA YALL NIGGAS OUT HERE TALKING BOUT TYGA?!!

Daniel: We’re not doing this.

Soulja boy: TYGA?!?!

*Scorpian kills tyga*

Billy: Hey thx scorpion!!

*scorpian attacks billy*

Daniel: Man my nuts inch.