Kingdom Hearts 3 rough draft script (Patreon)

its a rough draft i may change some shit but heres the stupid script lol

THE POWER OF FRIENDSHIP!!

*Shows niggu, hugh, & sonic boy dressed up in the backyard recording themseleves doing a skit*

hugh: STOP RIGHT THERE EVIL DR NUT SACK!! I WONT LET YOU TURN MY FRIENDS INTO HEARTLESS!!!

niggu: WOO WOO WOO WOO (HAHAHA You can't stop me! i got the power of god and anime by my side)

*hugh whispers to sonicboy*

hugh: what he say? what was the translation?

sonicboy:umm he said something bout anime and god n stuff

Hugh: Jokes on you evil dr nut sack! i got the key sword! Ya man!

hugh:Im taking you down Kingdom hearts style!

hugh: If some of yall watching at home and not know what kingdom hearts is,

 Kingdom hearts is a disney game created by a lil boys wetdream fanastys on wattpad!

hugh:Take this dr nut sack! IMMA KICK YOUR FUCKING ASS-

*mickey mouse pops up all creepy like*

mickey: Watch your profanity hugh.

hugh: Umm i mean IMMA TAKE YOU DOWN DR NUT SACK! YA MAN!!

*hugh and niggu act like they fighting and missing hits on purpose*

*sonic boy jumps in*

*hugh gets knocked down*

hugh: Trey! i mean.. Sonic boy! finish him off!

sonic: t-thats impossible hugh! i cant do it! i-im not strong enough!

hugh: You got the power of friendship!! thats kinda one of the themes in kingdom hearts!

next to darkness, light, heart, & memories. BUT MAINLY FRIENDSHIP!

*sonic & hugh get close to each other*

hugh: You can do it sonicboy.

*they kiss for one second then cuts to scene where sonic boy and hugh is back up*

hugh: Prepare for our next attack!

niggu: Woo woo. (Man ya'll niggas gay)

*mickey mouse pops up all creepy like*

mickey:Watch your profanity niggu.

niggu: Yo what the fuck?

*mickey gets closer and creepier*

mickey:What the fuck did i just say about your profainty niggu.

hugh: Dont worry sonic boy! i called in re-enforcements!! I brought Donald duck

*shows a regular duck and its making duck noises with random translations on the screen*

hugh: uhh ok i got brought goofy as a back up

*goofy pops up and starts making alot of noises then pulls out a gun and starts shooting*

hugh: NO GOOFY CHILL DONT KILL ANYONE!!!!!!!

*sonic boy acts like he got shot and pours ketchup on himself*

hugh:SONIC BOY!!!! NOOO!!!!! IM HERE FOR YOU BABY SPEAK TO ME!!!

sonicboy: *coughs* so much ketchup.. I mean. the power of friendship hugh! use it...

*sonicboy plays dead*

*Hugh starts singing simple and clean to sonic boy horribly*

*sora pops up*

sora: GIVE ME BACK MY KEYSWORD!!!

sonicboy: Hugh you stole his sword???

hugh: HES THE ONLY ONE WHO HAS A KEY SWORD!! 

Aqua: i have one

master eraqus: I have one too

mickey: I have one too too 

ventus: i have one three!

Hugh:ALRIGHT I GET IT!!!!

Aqua: You dont have to yell sir.

*billy pops up*

billy: Hey guys am i late for the skit?

aqua: HOLY SHIT A HEARTLESS!!!

billy: Wait what?

*aqua pulls out her keysword and hits billy with it*

*myron pops up laughing*

myron: HaHaHa Boy you weak as fuck. you cant take a hit from a girl?

*Aqua hits myron and he screams like a anime girl*

The End.