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Heres the new cartoon script like the others, its stupid lol here ya go!

Slow Force:

Myron: AYO BRUH YOU READY FOR JUMP FORCE??!

Rocky: Hell ya bro! Even tho its basically just dragonball xenoverse but with more animes and 

better graphics!

myron: The best part is bruh we got dat ULTIMATE PASSSSS

rocky: A YUH!!!!!! who cares i went bankrupt buying the game!?

myron: LETS PLAY DIS SHIT!!!

*cuts to rocky and myron starting up the game*

rocky: LETS GET IT!!!

*shows the loading screen and it takes forever to load and rocky and myron are staring at it*

rocky: So umm is suppose to take this long to load?

myron: Maybe thats what its suppose to do?

rocky: hmm lets keep waiting.

*2 hours later and shows its at 2%*

*shows myron staring at the screen*

rocky:bruhhhhhh how long has it been??

myron: 2 hours bruh..

*game instantly loads*

rocky: BRUHHHH LOOK IT FINISHED LOADING!!!!!

myron: A BOUT TIME!!! PLAY DAT SHIT!!!!

*rocky starts up a match*

rocky: LETS GET IT!!!!

*another loading screen pops up*

myron: GOD DAMMIT!!!!

rocky: ANOTHER LOADING SCREEN?!?!

*2 months later*

*shows myron and rocky staring at the screen*

*game loads*

myron: AYO BRUH IT FINALLY LOADED!!!!

rocky: REALLY?!?! BET!!! LETS CREATE OUR CHRACTER!!

*shows them creating a female character*

rocky: Only a female or male? Wheres the transsexual option at?

myron: YO WHAT WE CAN ADJUST HER TITTYS?!!

rocky: you already know bro we put that TO THE MAX

myron: A YUH!

rocky: What should we call her?

*they stare at each other then they smirk and type in "Mrscoochie69"

rocky: NOW LETS CLAP SOME CHEEKS!!!

myron:YO WHAT THE FUCK?!! WHY THE FUCK BORUTO IN HERE?

*shows boruto looking all stupid and shit*

rocky: Dont stress him! LETS CLAP HIS DADS CHEEKS!!

myron: BET!!! BEAT NAURTOS RAMEN LOVING ASS BRUH!!!!!!!!

rocky: ATTACK HIM "MrsCoochie69"!!!

*rocky and myrons character trys to attack naruto but he holds the block button the whole game*

myron: Bruh... WHY THE FUCK DOES HE KEEP BLOCKING?!?!

rocky: I DONT KNOW BRUH!!!!!

*naurto stops blocking*

myron: AYO BRUH HE STOP BLOCKING HIT HIS ASS!!!

*he tries to hit him then he starts running away*

rocky:BRUH WHAT!?!?!?!

*cuts to a scene at gamestop*

guy: Hello sir how may i help you?

rocky: Ya i would like to return this game back how much money would i get back cuz u dropped

100$ on this bit

guy: hmmm about 2 dollars

*rocky gets mad and lays on the ground*

*myron leans to rocky*

myron: you ok bruh?

*rocky slaps his hand and gets close to him*

rocky: YOU TOLD ME THIS GAME WOULD BE FUN MYRON *licks his lips* YOU LIED TO MEEEEE!!!

myron: ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

*cuts them making a deal with the gamestop guy

rocky: How bout dis we challenge you to a jump force battle! If we win you give us our 

money back!

guy: thats a bet!

*cuts to another loading screen*

rocky: YO WHAT THE HELL WHY EVERYTHING TURNED BLACK?!?!

myron: BRUH I KNOW THIS AINT ANOTHER LOADING SCREEN!!!!

*loading icon popped up*

rocky:NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

*cuts to the fight*

rocky: a ching chong chingy chong chong ching ching! (Ight you ready myron???)

myron: CHINGY CHING CHING CHINY CHING CHONG CHONG CHONG CHING CHIGGY CHING CHINGGGG!!!!

(YEEE BOY LETS GET DIS FOOL!!!!)

guy: Aye yall niggas racist

rocky: TAKE THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*rocky charges to the guy and he keeps blocking*

rocky:BRUHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

myron: MOVE BACK I GOT THIS!!!

*myron hits him with a nut spray but the frame rate started acting up he started lagging*

rocky: BRUH WHATS WITH THE DAMN FRAME RATE?!!?

myron:I DONT KNOW IM TRYING TO GET HIS ASS!!

rocky: Bro your going 90s internet slow!!

myron: Dont worry bro ill hit him eventually!!

*myron hits him with the nut spray but he was blocking the whole time*

*myron and rocky stares at him still holding block and runs a way*

rocky: you know what.. im going back to xenoverse..

*shows the creen going blue and it says error your game has crashed*

myron:BRUH WHAT THE FUCK!!!!

The End.