Yugioh UNO card game parody script (Rough Draft) (Patreon)

as we wait for the jackass audio i got another cartoon imma be working on!

finally doing sorta a yugioh parody lol but with uno cards! heres the script!

Yugi-UNO

*Shows zero and dahmir in a duel ring inside*

zero: You sure you want dis smoke brother???

dahmir: YA! whoever loses gots to lick the dried up part of the hot sauce bottle!

zero: NO!! If you lose you gotta lick the sweat of a preachers forehead!

dahmir: BET I SUMMON A BLUE 2 TO THE FIELD!!!

*A swole as blue 2 monster pops up*

zero: GET DAT WEAK SHIT OUTTA HERE!! I SUMMON THAT MOTHER FUCKIN RED 2 INTO THE FIELD!!

*A swole ass red 2 card crushes his blue card*

dahmir: Bruh your gay how you gonna change the card color now?

zero: Just to piss you off

*Dahmir starts thinking to himself*

dahmir: Damn.. If this keeps up ill lose this game... I gotta trust the heart of the cards!

zero: Nigga why you talking to yourself? Do you have a red card or what?

*dahmir keeps thinking to himself*

dahmir: Dammit he found out my most secret thoughts!

zero: Bruh i hear your dumbass!

*Dahmir continues to think to himself*

dahmir: I have no red cards.. I have no choice... i must.. *grunts* draw a card..

zero: Draw a card you booger.

*Dahmir draws a card and pauses and gaspes*

dahmir: YOU FOOL YOUR DONE FOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!

zero: Ok.

dahmir: HAHAHA Imma put my next card face down next to my half eaten coochie strawberry sandwich

from Joy Joy Burger.

zero: Neat.

dahmir: IM NOT DONE YET YOU FAGGOT!! YOU ACTIVATED TRUMP CARD!!! THE LEGENDARY DRAW 4!!!

*A dramatic ass gasp from zero and random audience members who some how were watching*

zero: draw 2.

dahmir: Wait what..

zero: I stacked my draw 2 on your draw 4. 

dahmir: WAIT YOU CAN STACK!?!

*Dahmir throws a earrape tantrum*

*Zero starts thinking to himself*

*dahmir is thinking to himself*

dahmir: H-how?! He completely destroyed my draw 4 monster with his draw 2!! Now i gotta draw 6!

I-I didnt know you can stack in this game! is this the offical rules of uno???

*zero thinking to himself*

Zero: Damn i really need to shit!

dahmir: Fine i give in to your command.. ill draw 6..

*dahmir draws 6*

dahmir: HA YOU DONE FOR NOW ZERO!!!

zero: You dont have the color red do you?

dahmir: No i got all greens..

*dahmir draws from deck and gets a skip card*

dahmir: HA TAKES THIS I SKIP YOU!

dahmir: NOW IMMA DRAW AGAIN AND HIT YOU WIT DAT COLOR CHANGE!

zero: Cool dude.

dahmir: CHANGING THAT COLOR TO GREEN!!! I SUMMON MY GREEN 1!!

dahmir: BEAT THAT!!!

zero: green skip, skip you, blue skip, skip you , uno, blue reverse back to me,

 draw 4, uno out.

*Punches zero in the face*

zero: OUCH YOU ASHY ASS PRETZEL!

*Zero punches dahmir they start fighting*

*Yami pops up*

zero: Yo is that logic?

yami: I summon slifer the sky dragon!!

*slifer the sky dragon spawns*

yami: Go! slifer attack.. THUNDER FORCE!!!

dahmir: WAIT!!!!

*yami pauses*

yami: Ok.

zero: HA TIME TO ACTIVATE MY TRUMP CARD!!

yami: NANI!?!!?

*zero pulls out a UNO card that says "Draw the whole fuckin deck nigga"*

yami: NAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIII!!?!?!?

zero: CHECK IT BOI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*A swole ass monster comes out*

card monster: PICK DAT DECK NIGGA!!!

yami: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*the tik tok girl pops up*

dahmir: whos that and why her body shaped like a iphone?

girl: Heres *Taps* The mother fucking..

*car comes and hits her*

The end.