Spider-Man far from home cartoon script *rough draft* (Patreon)

This shit I was thinking of when I was taking a dookie I started laughing 😂😂😂

But here it is y’all it’s stupid asf

I’m so far from being spider man:

Hugh: Heyyyy y’all it’s your favorite gay boy

Hugh g rection and I’m back with another video!

Ya man!

Hugh: So the new Spider-Man far from home movie is coming out soon so I’ve decided to become Spider-Man for a day and stop evil from toonzville!

Hugh: So since I’m Spider-Man I made a to do list Trey zoom in please.

*the list says 1. Save ppl 2. Go thru a emotional crisis 3. Save Mary Jane 4. Repeat steps 1-3 for the next few movies*

Hugh: These are the things Spider-Man usually do in a movie

So imma do these steps to become the new friendly neighborhood Spider-Man ya man

*cuts to next scene*

Hugh: Ok before I go and fight crime I must learn how to use my web shooters!

Hugh: Testing web shooter take 1! Ya man!

*hugh shoots a web*

Hugh: Now that was epic! Ya man! Time to see if I can shoot a web while jumping off a building Spider-Man style! Ya man!

Sonicboy: Hugh are you sure you don’t wanna skip this step?

Hugh: Nah trust me sonic boy! Watch this!

*hugh jumps off the building and falls and misses his webs*

Hugh: YA MAN OH SHIT!!

*cuts the next scene*

Hugh: Web swinging part 2! Time to swing from building to building! You filming sonic boy?!

Sonicboy: Ya just go when your ready!

Hugh: Ok guys web swinging time!

Hugh: GO GO GO WEBS GOOOOO!

*hugh swings but hits a building and falls*

*cuts to next scene*

Hugh: Let’s try that again!

Web swinging part 3 here we go!!

*hugh starts swinging then a bird hits him and he falls*

*cuts to next scene*

Hugh: Now it’s time for some wall climbing! Spider-Man style! Ya man!

*hugh tries climbing the wall the falls down screaming fuck*

*cuts to next scene*

Hugh: I got all the basics down! Now it’s time to save!

Sonic boy: Umm Hugh the city actually been peaceful lately so how you gonna save anyone?

Hugh: Hmm I guess I have to do what the cops do.

Hugh: HEY LOOK IS A BLACK GUY HE MUST BE STEALING!!

Niggu: Woo woo?!?

*niggu gets web sprayed*

*cuts to next scene*

*shows Hugh holding niggu by the leg on the edge of a building*

Hugh: WHERE ARE THEY!?!

Niggu: WOO WOO WOO WOO!!

Hugh: WHERE ARE THEY?!?!

Sonicboy: Umm Hugh that’s Batman not Spider-Man.

Hugh: Oh ya! WHERE IS TONY STARK

Niggu: dead.

*hugh drops niggu*

Hugh: Ya man! I just saved the world from the evil chocolate!

Sonic boy: Wait I’m Hugh you should try to catch him cuz Spider-Man don’t kill

Hugh: Oh ya! Let catch him with my web shooter

*niggu crashes to the bottom and cuts to next scene*

Hugh: Hey guys I’m outside of Mary Janes apartment and I’m bout to save her!

*hugh walks in and Mary Jane is sleeping with billy*

Hugh: MARY JANE WHAT IS THIS?!?!

Mary Jane: PETER?!?

Hugh: WHAT IS THIS?!?

Mary Jane: Ummm.. it’s not what it looks like!!

Hugh: WHAT IS THIS!!!

Billy: I FUCKED HER!

Hugh: IMMA BEAT YO ASS

*hugh jumps on the bed and starts beating up billy*

Mary Jane: AYO CHILL PLEASE CHILL RELAX!!! CHILL CHILL!!!

*the avengers theme started playing and nick fury pops outta nowhere*

Nick: I’m assembling a team of super hero’s!

Mary Jane: Aren’t you supposed to be dead?

*nick fury shoots Mary Jane*

Nick: Real niggas never die.

*iron pops outta nowhere screaming Jarvis over and over*

Sonicboy: BRUH WHATS GOING ON?!?

Ironman: JARVIS!!

Hugh: JARVIS YOU BETTER ANSWER HIM!!

*iron man blasts everyone*

The end.