Unknown phone numbers short *script* (Patreon)

Here’s a short one I thought of lol it’s stupid I made the audio I’m finna post it in a bit!

Unknown phone numbers be scary..

Billy: Bro calm down man just stay indoors and you’ll be safe

Rocky: No nigga! That Chinese kid coughed on me on purpose

Rocky: Now a nigga finna be in Quarantine!

Billy: Damn you should of dodge.

Rocky: Nah once I see Ching Ching it’s on sight nigga!!

Billy: Well honestly if you have a good immune system you’ll survive..

Rocky: Do me a favor! And hold my phone while I’m gone! I’m suppose to be getting a phone call from this thick ass bitch called walks!

Billy: Why her name walks~?

Rocky: HEY YOU CHINESE FAGGOT YOU COUGHED ON ME PREPARE TO GET YO ASS BEAT!

Ching Ching: HU HU YOU CANT CATCH ME!

Rocky:CMERE BITCH!!

*rocky chases him*

Billy: Man he must be sick my guy.

*phone rings*

Billy: Hello?

“How to spoon guy meme plays”

*Dick hard on the butt, Titty in my hand, kiss ya neck, hell yeah!*

Billy: Sorry wrong number.

*hangs up*

Billy: Now time to go beat off micheal b Jordan’s jaw line!

*phone rings*

Billy: Hello??

“How to spoon guy plays again”

*Dick hard on the butt, Titty in my hand, kiss ya neck, hell yeah!*

Billy: Listen Idk who you are but stop calling me!! I already have a pack of spoons I don’t need no mo!

*hangs up*

Billy: Fricking spam number

*phone rings*

Billy: OH MY GO~

Billy: HELLO???

“How to spoon guy yells how to spoon”

*Dick hard on the butt, Titty in my hand, kiss ya neck, hell yeah!*

Billy: I ALREADY GOT SPOONS ON DECK CUH!!

STOP YELLING AT ME!

*hangs up*

*rocky pops up*

Rocky: BILLY STOP USING ALL MY DAMN MINUTES MY SHIT AINT PREPAID!!

Billy: DUDE SOME GUY KEEPS CALLING YOUR PHONE GIVING ME A YOUTUBE TUTORIAL ON HOW TO SPOON???

*phone rings*

“How spoon guy starts yelling”

*Dick hard on the butt, Titty in my hand, kiss ya neck, hell yeah!*

Billy: IM GOOD ON SPOONS NIGGA!!

*hangs up*

*phone rings*

Billy: WHAT?!?

*spoon guy screams*

*the phone explodes*

What the hell?!?

*The rock pops up*

The rock: Do you smell what the rock is cooking?

Billy: I DONT SMELL SHIT!

*rock stares*

*cuts to billy in the rock bottom move bout to get slammed*

Billy: IM SORRY IM SORRY~

*earth explodes*