Goblins U: What’s Coming Up This Year (Patreon)

Goblins U is a series of classes designed to help you navigate online dating, build friendships, and feel more confident in social spaces—whether that’s in real life, a Discord server, or an in-game hang.

I’m Lise (the founder of Goblins) and I’ve taken everything I’ve learned from years in communications, studying social dynamics, and navigating the weird, wonderful world of dating apps to create these fun, no-fluff courses.

Below is the program for the next year. Each topic will be presented virtually with a live Q&A. Junior Luminaries and above will also get access to recordings and educational decks in the Goblins U library.

• 📸 Photo Tips & Tricks – Even for those that feel they don't photograph well!

• 💬 The art of messaging – The art of communicating and engaging.

• 🪞 Tough Love Edition – The no-bullshit truths that might sting—but will actually change how you date (if you let them).

• 🛠️ Make your dating profile work – Crafting a profile that does you justice and attracts who you're looking for.

• 🍽️ Ace the first date – How to show up, stay cool, and make the best impression.

• ❤️ Love Languages- And how they'll help you show up most for the people you care about.

• 😱 Lessons from Dating Horror Stories – A crash course in what not to do.

• ⏳ The 3-Day Rule and Other Shit Dating Advice – Dating “rules” to break and why they don’t work.

• 🚩 Red Flags You Don't Know You're Waving– Avoiding sneaky faux-pas.

• 💡 Date Kindly – How to be a kind, considerate, and self-aware dater, because what comes around goes around 🙂

• 👻 Dealing with ghosts and breadcrumbs– Navigating hard communication.

• 🧠 Attachment Styles And Why You Should Care – Understanding your patterns and what to do about them.

• 🌿 Dating Anxiety Detox – How to stop overthinking and enjoy dating again.