Life has many Dorians (MxNB) Early Release (Patreon)

This handsome fellow makes a better door than a man, or maybe it's the other way around. In the game Date Everything, you can pretty much date everything in your new house, although the handsome Dorian is a favorite of many. I mean, just look at him. There's no slamming doors in this house. Instead, they slam you. Many times.