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My Quote of the year already in the bag. (Patreon)

Published:
2022-01-01 14:31:36
Imported:
2026-06

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"I don't like soggy things,
I just like hard things" 🤣🤣
You wouldn't believe if I told you I was talking about beans on toast 🤣🤣😅

Comments

Virtual Dave

Did you actually say this to someone? 🤣🤣🤣

Eric

Well...things can only go up from here😶

Eric
>>74778728

Now you're just trying to get a rise out of us😳

Virtual Dave
>>74778597

What I normally do is put the beans in the middle with the toast on the outside, that way the toast stays “hard” 🤣👍

JodieAsmr
>>74778597

Hahah I put my beans on the side and spoons the beans as and when I'm about to eat that piece 🤣

Dan

3 posts already this year? You're on a roll!

Almond Glazed Sunrise

I walk around with an imaginary studio audience (don't judge me, I'm a walking sitcom 🤣🤣🤣). If I heard you say that, I would've turned to them and given a naughty look before the big reveal of it only being about beans on toast. 🤣🤣

Eric

Maybe this is the beginning of a Mary Berry asmr roleplay🤣

Yamiphill

That's gonna take some beating for quote of the year, and innuendo of the year too, set the bar too high too early Jodie, gonna have to up your game for 2022 hahaha

BoxCar82

My mind did go elsewhere. #facts