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Im disgusting soz not soz.
I normally just wing these as you know and I got a few things in mind but if you want to comment any building innuendoes feel free and I will try and incorporate them into the Black Country accent version

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Virtual Dave

Touching your pri… I mean brick 🧱 🤣🤣🤣

Brian

🤣🤣 Something about “bonking” the wall with that hammer.

J

- plastering your walls - inspecting your crack - a quick screw - this looks like a great place for a shag... carpet

Virtual Dave

Well, we have all had to learn Black Country ay we? (And I’m from London) And pr*ck rhymes better then D*ck. I didn’t know you lot didn’t use the word pr*ck!

JodieAsmr

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👏👏 Do you work in the trade by any chance?

Virtual Dave

Yep and twat is a…. 😳🤣🤣🤣

JodieAsmr

Yeah I don't use it that way either, that's why I went with Dick instead. Prick is more of just an insult

Eric

-Gonna need a hammer with a big head for this job.. -That crack needs filling -With all this pounding, drilling and screwing...the neighbors might get upset -need a nice shag or some hard wood to bring it together -whoever built this wall really knew how to lay some brick -thats a big hole... -gonna need a lot of caulk...

Eric

Lol, you might need to do an innuendo asmr series🤣

JodieAsmr

Thanks Dave all sorted just need to edit now will hopefully do it Sunday reasmdy for Tuesday then hopefully will be back to normal by the week after with uploads if not before

Tim (TexasASMR)

Not disgusting, just hilarious 😆 (says hilariously disgusting Tim 😅)

Emris

I don't usually comment, but this whole comment thread is hilarious!! Love it! 🤣🤣

Marcus Welby

bound to be some mounting, jackhammering and plastering involved