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Alright then give me your best.. (Patreon)

Published:
2023-04-13 18:14:35
Imported:
2026-06

Content

Inuendoes for an awkward mechanic video

Comments

Brian

Something about needing an oil change to make everything is properly lubricated. 🤭

Brian

You look so tense, you’re about to blow a gasket. 😂

TheTMoneyMan

That part looks like it would fit perfectly

Chris Putt 1981

You need to slip that shaft deep but never forget the lube!

Eric

Let me check your dipstick...when was the last time you lubed the shaft...Got a full load in the rear end...might need to probe your circuit...got a nice stroker kit...might have blown your seal...😇🤣

David M

"I need to be sure your rod is properly torqued."

Iain McLarnon

Your driveshaft needs the proper amount of lubrication I've also heard a break job referred to as a "BJ", use that as you will

Kevin Lowe

Fancy a shag?.....................................

KevinDecaf

“I’m gonna give you a good service, for your car I’m gonna give your car a good service, oh god 😅” 🤣

JodieAsmr

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 KEV SOMETIMES! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Tim (TexasASMR)

"Let me make sure your nuts are nice and tight" "Sometimes you have to crank the shaft a bit more to get it started" "The length of your piston stroke is all wrong" "I felt that one in my gearbox" "I enjoy handling a good shifter stick" "The hose was spraying oil everywhere" "That's as nice a dipstick as I've ever seen" "Everything felt so good the last time I had my tires rotated" "I got my seal nice and tight"" "You have to play with the little button down there in the middle" "We'll have to stick a probe up your exhaust pipe" "Oh, yeah, I hate it when the batteries run out at the wrong time" "The tip of your spark plug got a little moist" "We need to make sure the shaft is lubed up properly" "Your piston wasn't thrusting into the cylinder sleeve deep enough"

JodieAsmr

Wow you enjoyed yourself didn't you 😂😂😂😂. Thanks for these

Chris Putt 1981

If you push hard from behind, she'll bump start!

JodieAsmr

🤣🤣 I think that's too much for YT

KevinDecaf

Reading the comments this one might have to be patreon only 😳🤭😂

JodieAsmr

😅😅 I'll choose carefully and phrase them carefully too

KevinDecaf

Oh ok nice 😂 Good luck ☺️ I think mine one would be safe 🫣😂

Iain McLarnon

I don't know what you mean. Scheduled BJs and a well lubricated driveshaft are very important to vehicle maintenance. Also remember to always wipe down your dipstick before ramming it into the tight hole

Chris Putt 1981

Don't forget internal combustion is Suck, Squeeze, Bang,Blow in the cylinder. And you get "Wankle" rotary engines too

Luigi

"I'd recommend a lube job on your front end." - "I think you're running a bit hot. We'll have to check your head for warpage." - "There may be a leak... Yep, if you look down here you can tell it's pretty wet. We may need to inspect your draincock." - "I'll just check the thermostat. I'll just put my hand on your hose to see if it's getting hot." - "A flat tire? So, we'll make sure any hole gets plugged. Then we'll pump it up and make sure it's fully inflated." - "Yes, I've seen this before - a bad rod. I'll have to pull the crankshaft out and give it a good polish."

Eric

Don't forget to check the undercarriage 🤨

JodieAsmr

You'll never guess what I did! I slid your line in 🤣🤣🤣

Kevin Lowe

u just watches it- I appreciate the thought that went into 'getting it in there'.......... no, I mean........ 🤣

JodieAsmr

🤣🤣🤣🤣 I know you said it as a joke so I thought well I get fit it in somewhere