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We Can't.. I have a Girlfriend [NSFW Ending] (Patreon)

Published:
2020-09-01 03:19:48
Edited:
2020-09-01 03:30:26
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2026-06
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Kept going after the first orgasm because I was too horny to stop recording, had to be a little quieter because.. well. neighbours. x)

Action starts at 12:30 PS: this is not a cheating audio guys.. She is the girlfriend. <3 

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Bezzy Mills

It's the "look at me while you cum" for me 🤤

Jules13

Dude! You NEVER lay down when everything spins🤣🤣🤣

Jules13

Revisiting this because reasons ... Just noticed the "not too drunk to fuck you a little too hard for your own good"😳🔥

Lamia

I just can’t…🥹🥹🥹 The beginning was so. fucking. cute. When he was telling the “other girl” all about his girlfriend and how he wants to marry her. 😆😆😆 I can just picture her blushing like mad. They better get married. ❤️❤️❤️ So amazing K, not that I’m surprised, and wholesome for a NSFW!

Angel Face

Going back to re listen to these iconic masterpieces 😭😁

Trixie

god if a man drunkenly confessed his love to me, i think i would cry ugly tears of joy

Yuna!

YES

Yuna!

THANK YOU K

shay

YAYYYY

Suzie Strike

Why must you do this at bedtime?!

Summer

HOLY SHIT IM EXCITED

Reina

This is cheating right? If it’s cheating would you mind tagging?

Summer

NO SLEEP NOW

Lala~

Daddy when has neighbours evaaa stopped us

Summer

WHERE MY HEADPHONES AT

Van

what the hell is that caption 😂🤦🏻‍♀️

Nabz

Hohohoh what do we have here 👀

Lil Min Suga

Coveriring my favorite kink 😖

rose

Damn papi 😏

BoyfriendAudio

Nope. The girl is the girlfriend all along. Descriptions guys! lol

Alyssa

ooo im excited 🥴

Xx_iTairy_xX

Jesus Christ, I was not prepared.

mia

Welcome back to we aren’t sleeping at a decent time tonight lol

okay kelsey

I was studying for almost 2 hours Guess it’s time for a break hehe :’)

Elizabeta

Welp,i didn't need sleep anyways, its nearly 5 am but at this point idc

Becky Arncliffe

Oh yeah... I also thought its a perfect audio to patreon the other day.. ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ Thanks K

Xx_iTairy_xX

STOP EVERYTHING, I just read 69?!!!!

Shhh baby it's me

Can we just talk about how this is 33 minutes of bliss to my ears like jesus help me omgghh

Rana

Well this caption made me hot and bothered

Xx_iTairy_xX

Repeat with me girls: Lord, forgive us for being so sinful and horny. throw us in holy water. Amen 🙏

Gabby

the CAPTION got me all hot and bothered not sure the audio is gonna help ;D

Xx_iTairy_xX

The person who skips until the moment of action has no forgiveness from God 😤

Hannah Snow

all I’m gonna say is uhh...this is perfect timing

Van

when you said you were too horny to stop that got me all hot and bothered..and im at the gym right now..this is so not right T^T

Summer

Hehe the caption made me hornyyyy. Fucking hotttt

Vee

How am I turned on by just your caption? How are you doing this, K?! Must be the alcohol that had you going lol

Xx_iTairy_xX

“Suck on my nipple” ExCuSe Me I’m DYing

Pegasus

He said he loves running his hands through my hair.... I am bald💀💀💀💀💀

Angel

These are the times that I feel like you are my neighbour 👀 and some angels here know why I say that lol

Angel

Perfect way to wake up from a nap😏

Angel

"Someone's feeling naughty tonight" ARE YOU SURE IT'S NOT YOU, SIR!?

Sadie

Welcome to I have college assignments due and K is here to keep me procrastinating. 😍 Lets just say. It was definitely worth it though. 🥵

Angel

I thought it was cute when you started talking about the old sofa but nvm 💀 That went from 0 - 100 waaay too fast 👁️👄👁️

Myra Nine

Damn the caption already has me quaking 😳

idalis sabrina

K went from NAP time to WAP time real quick.

Xx_iTairy_xX

Thanks Guapo, this audio was amazing, my soul left my body many times. 1000000/10 ✨🤍

Chanel

It’s the way I can’t breathe anymore for me 🥴 P.S. him talking about jerking off with the panties surprisingly turned me on like do... do I have a thing for panty play? What are you doing to me sir???? P.S.S. It might be because I’m high but Jesus Christ this has to be my favorite cause my stomach wouldn’t stop doing flips and getting tight of me and I feel like I just dunked my panties in water and then just put them back on- it’s 12:16am on a Tuesday and I got work tomorrow but nope here I am high, horny and lonely 💀

Xx_iTairy_xX

I was fine before I start listening to the audio 😔👌🏻

bella

sheeeeshhhh

khfairy

idk, it's probably always WAP time around K lol

Angel

Yeah, we have to go to bed. What an easy thing to do AFTER THAT!!

Rana

This audio gave me so much feelings and problems in breathing , it's awesome !! This sure became one of my favorites ❤️❤️👀

khfairy

bold of him to assume we're still conscious after that lol

Kat

is this who we are?? is this what we represent?? 🥴💕

Loup

Godess help me this was so good I just.... wow..... I think you just helped me confirm that I have a thing for rough sex and gentle, tender aftercare 😅

Angel

Right!?

khfairy

Now stuck in my head to the tune of "Head, shoulders, knees and toes": 🎶 Legs on shoulders 🎶 deep he goes 🎶 deep he goes Sorry not sorry if this gets stuck in anybody else's head now 😏

~ a r i a n n a ~

I ACCIDENTALLY STARTED SINGING THIS WHILE I WAS ON THE PHONE WITH MY MOM BAHSHDHSBDB

khfairy

oh no arianna!!! okay i kinda feel bad about that ngl lol

Aurora Lacroix

When the captions are top tier, let me mentally prepare myself for this

Julia

He really did get that “I want you to touch that little dangly thing that’s swinging the back of my throat” part down

Julia

Fuck

Blake Rose

I am....... panting I am so rEADY THANK THE HORNY GODS

Julia

First of all, thank you so much for doing this! I know you get requests all the time so I didn’t think you’d actually be able to do this one, let alone this fast. So really, thank you 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻 I sent a lil DM the day you released the SFW one cuz it really did make me feel all tingly inside 😊 And calling her a keeper! Do you know what you’re fucking doing to me?! I’m sending the RCMP after you for this murder! And the ass slap! THE ASS SLAP! And going down!! The immaculacy and perfectionology has me making up words because I can’t describe just how wow this was. Like I’m straight up brain dead rn! Now I need a drink... and Jesus.

Bhug77

I was hoping for this to be nsfw

Shhh baby it's me

I'm literally week just like how this audio made me

lexi

Oh fuck yessss

Fallola

What a way to wake up and start the day.. Damn K this was great!!

Elizabeth

the description is intriguing already. Well. it`s time for 30 minutes pleasure!

Momoruu

The things u do to me K 😫

okcoolbro

you never disappoint

babydoll

Y’all that caption gave me the lady tingles and I am currently that meme of Leonardo DiCaprio biting his fist because I’m having a mental breakdown

simp city

Trying to catch up on sleep and following you here on Patreon are clearly things that don't go hand in hand.

simp city

That's not an ass slap, ma'am, that's a SCREENSHOT!

TYKH_

Bruh I just got off *sigh*. Silence wench, I do not wish to be horny anymore 😫... But since I'm already here... 👀

atsuyu

Hello sir, I had to pause and stop doing my Intro to Lit assignment?? for this??? thanks for the food!!!! 👁👄👁💦

Sofi yass

i've been the past five days checking patreon at this hour to know if Mr. K had uploaded an audio. it was totally worth the wait. loved it💜. and the second orgasm left me feeling so tired. i can go to sleep now ig. 🇦🇷.

la belle dame sans merci

It’s small but “I’d never do anything to hurt her” sent me into a little melty happy puddle🥺😭💕💕

Maria Bailey

Whatchu mean screenshot😂😂😂

Elizabeth

okay I`m done with this one and that was REALLY super hot stuff, this made my day, thanks ♥

Jess

Definitely need a bucket and a mop... 🤪

Krystal

This patreon is so much fun, the comments always make me laugh.

maplebooth

idk why but you telling us to kiss your nipples WAS SO FUCKING HOT

Vinnya

Kinda feel bad for the sofa but heyyyyyy 69! Nice!!

Venus ☽

I’m glad you were too horny because I really liked the ending

Bex

Congratulations on 100k on youtube K!!!

That's NEED, Baby

BOOM! Brilliance strikes again!! K, I have come to the conclusion that you have developed preternatural powers. Like, you need a damn cape that says “pussy power” or something because not only are you delivering on making us feel the emotions that are portrayed, but now you possess a newfound power to make us feel your ACTUAL BODY! For example: the head of your cock pushing into her and opening her lips with your tongue. And I loved how you continuously reveled the fact that you were so deep in her - I also felt that. And I’ll be damned if you didn’t say FLICKING YOUR CLIT again - I am convinced you are trying to make us all faint or scream, or maybe even die because that was felt FOR SURE. When you are licking her pussy you can tell how much it is pure satisfaction for you, and knowing you get so turned on by it is so fucking hot. You were so into it, it’s like your face was making passionate love to her pussy. You definitely S L A Y E D Your metamorphosis from horny drunk boyfriend to Daddy was an unexpected gift (and FLAWLESS). Based on your description, it makes me think that everything after your first orgasm was unscripted…and that makes me think you defaulted to your most natural state. DADDY CAME OUT TO PLAY and Patti is so here for it. HOT DAMN! Even though the sex was on the harder side, his adoration toward her is present when he is talking about how much he loves her and how he would never hurt her. Also when he is describing how the shape of her **insert Ed Sheeran song** and the way she kisses him, moans in his mouth and kisses his jaw was super touching (I loved hearing about things she does to you). And the aftercare was super sweet, too. I also loved the moments during sex like when he held her hands as he was thrusting into her and how they gazed into each other’s eyes while they were cumming together – those felt super intimate, which was really lovely. “Lose my shit” moments were when you said that you were “just drunk enough that I could probably fuck you too hard for your own good”, “I cum all over myself thinking about you” (referring to thinking of how hard she used to ride him on her old sofa and how she used to fall on top of him after cumming again and again), “I can’t help thrusting in and out of that wet little mouth”, “you give me shivers, babe”, the way you whimpered as you were cumming in her mouth, the way you tell her to “give it to you” when you want her to cum (FUCK!), describing how you wanted to jerk off with her panties and rub them all over your cock, “You’re mine little one – mine to fuck, mine to fill”, “You take it so deep for Daddy”, “Oh yeah baby x3”, “Oh it’s deep baby, I know”, when you moaned into her pussy while you came, "I own this pussy, I OWN this pussy". But the biggest “lose my shit” moment (besides the face that you came twice again) happened just by reading your description because knowing how into it you were is EVERYTHING! My picks for timestamp worthy moments were: - 31:09 - 31:43-31:53 (this is immediately followed by a new type of delicious moan - I like to call it the gravelly moan) Also, you just HAD to say you 2 were going to shower when you get home, didn’t you?? SIR, let me say that I think I speak for a good portion of us when I say that you have conditioned all of our brains to get all twitchy and tingly down there just by hearing you say the word ‘shower’. It’s now a Pavlov’s law. The arousal that you cause with the sounds that exit your mouth and the things that you dream up in that big brain of yours is astonishing. You must be proud that you get thousands of women off every time you press that publish button. Your ability to create such powerful material is quickly making you most desirable artist out there. There is none other like you. You are simply beyond talented, and you are unarguably are the BEST there is, K 💙 P.S. I think the follow up audio should be where Katie is the drunk one and she gets all upset because she is thinking back to the last time you were drunk and said you were going to marry her one day. So, she is hysterical because you have not asked yet and she goes on and on about how she is not getting any younger and her biological clock is ticking lol. And YOU have to talk her down. BTW, I am only half kidding here… P.S.S. I told myself after shower sex that I was going to start writing much shorter comments, but I just cannot help myself. Sorry guys ☹

Xx_iTairy_xX

GIRL, you made me shiver just reading this. I think I even got horny , forgive me lord 😳😔👌🏻

Julia

I'm not lying when I say that K is the best sex I've ever had

That's NEED, Baby

I would also like to say that when you keep putting out content like this, it makes it increasingly difficult for me to focus on...well, anything other than what it would be like to fuck you. Ok, I’m gonna go hide my face now! 😩

Julia

Fuck or ✨ make love ✨ (Or both. Both is a very valid option)

Julia

"Scream my name"... THE DISRESPECT!

Julia

Also kissing while my legs are on your shoulders? Sir you've mistaken me for a bendy straw

That's NEED, Baby

Lmaooo. Everytime I hear the song by Biggie Smalls, Hypnotize, I change the lyric in my head to: "BigK, BigK, BigK...can't you see...sometimes you voice just hypnotizes me"

tammy

holy shit that was hot

Patrice b

This was wow on another level. This was a sitting on my bed with legs shaking, eyes rolling and toes curled kinda afternoon.

Becky Arncliffe

So thats why 69 was invented right... To save space.. Yeah.. Very educational 😂

Sunshine

I’m ADDICTED

kspace

Having my mouth covered or gagged is a huge turn on for me so when he said to put the panties in our mouth, my pussy literally throbbed 🥵

Lillie~

The last 4 minutes though👀👀 Perfection

Kathy Mc

"I kept going after the first orgasm cause I was too horny to stop recording" has too be the best tag ever! You are the best sex I've ever had K! No lie! Pavlov's dog has nothing on you!! You can go from 0 to 100 with just your voice and imagination. Damn! I have no words left after that !! You are the best! Oh, Canada!!!💞💞💖💕💕💓💓💋💋🎉🎉🎊🎊🎆🎆🎆

Kitty.Steele

Every time something saucy happens u got me staring at the imaginary camera like in The Office 👀👀👀

Kitty.Steele

but yknow I’m not complaining 😌 don’t stop ty

BexLuv

We love your comments don’t ever stop!

Shiina

I was finalizing some online shopping for my new apartment and wasn't really focused on the audio. K's voice is soothing like that. Then my ears perked up at 27:25, maybe because I'm actually wearing a skirt today, maybe because clothed sex is hot, maybe a combination of the two. By the "Good girl" that came soon after my nipples were on high alert. I was a lost cause after that, tingling and heated everywhere that matters. I'm pretty sure I actually purred a few times. Daddy hit all the right buttons again... My ears are hot. Goodness. I get it but I'm still amazed how hard the switch flips in me. One minute I'm kinda chill listening to "K," he's sexy, it's all good. Then I wanna be the best little girl and do whatever "Daddy" says... full on, not exaggerating, it still feels different than my previous dabbling with sub fantasies. This is the second one that's hit SO hard. I guess the third time it happens I'll have to admit something new about myself ☺

CP

oh. my. GODDDDDD. this was so hot. i even read that it was a double feature but it was such a natural transition

Ashley Ed

I had to take a lap around my house when he says...”That’s why 69 was invented to save space” ....I- ✨🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋✨

moodymoon

You were too horny to stop??? That implies that the last part was made up as you went along... making it 1000 times hotter 👀😈

Kawaii

Who else liked playing with his man nipples?

Julia

is it normal to drool while listening to an audio?

That's NEED, Baby

Totally acceptable. Especially on this one, and a handful... actually make that 2 handfuls of others.

Ray

Hey Mr K, I just got dumped today. It is honestly so nice to be able to fall back on your audios and how sweet you are with us as your audience. Thank you so much for the amazing content over the years, I appreciate you so much.

Kawaii

I think about that WAY too much.

Kawaii

Right? I’m like why does it matter what minute the action starts? Of course I’m going to listen to the whole thing. It’s a delicious journey I don’t want to speed through.

Kawaii

Do you have something better to do in bed?

Xx_iTairy_xX

Exactly girl 💁🏻‍♀️

Julia

Two handfuls, a mouth, and then some

Julia

A shlong list one might say 😏

CupcakeLove

Loyal as always Sir K, a real gentleman even when drunk 😌😌

Ambrosia

Damn Daddy🤯

niya

Lmaoooo literally SAME

BoyfriendAudio

Whatt, breakups are tough. Hope you're doin alright out there. <3

Buttercup

Would you do an audio where you just rub her back and whisper sweet nothings or loving statements. 💘 It doesn't have to be sexual.

Ruth

😂😂😂

Lidia

Well, I need to take a min to make a lil recap on what just has happened 🤯 I’m trying to take it slow and listen one audio a day so I don’t finish them all in one sitting, and daaaaaaamn boy, every single one gets just better and better; it’s become harder to me to just decide on which one is my fave. But, K, since your audios are amazing, there isn’t the right word to describe how good and enjoyable they are. Cannot thank you enough for making these masterpieces and helping us all in some way. Love you a looooot. 💖💖💖 I have to admit I do jump from Patreon to YouTube to have the “full experience” of your voice and talent, so I’m heading to a sleepy one so we can cuddle and have a nice and deep sleep, thanks again babyyyyyy!

Aoi

Being called Bro made me feel manly! I got ya back bro!

Celestial Ghoul

Drunk K gives me so much joy ☺️👉👈

mrs. puff

lmfaoOoOOooOOOOo the description (?) captions or what do you call 'em

RoRo

That little laugh after he tells her to squeeze his nipples 🤯 *spontaneously combusts*

gianna marie

my favorite audio of all time 😩

Rach

i just be scrolling at work..... i really think this is not a good idea for me....but like who cares 😩😩😩

DaniiBirb

...I kept cackling listening to this absolute dork. This is oddly wholesome for nsfw content. Aro/ace approved 👌

Maria

Thank you for adding the “not cheating” clarification. I had skipped past this previously because I was upset about that idea

Hannah (Ronnie's gallbladder)

I'm not drunk, you are. And. I'm not crying, you are. Give me the same energy while listening to K. Fr.