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NSFW part starts at ~10:40 

I'm so sorry I uploaded the wrong file format the first time, haha.. But I applaud some of your guys' tenacity. <3 

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phoenix

Yay! I'll listen to it all over again! 😂

Lakai

The herd has been calmed down. Thank you K, will make sure to listen to it after work. Take care!

YesPlease

I just got into the other one and then here you come to save the day lol the comments took me outtttt! 🤣

F.D.

😋😋

Kezzy

Finally, I thought I was gonna have to use some next level hacking skills 😭😭😭

Lara

Careful next time K 😭 you might upload an mp4 file by accident and reveal something LMAO

Romi

Omg I love you K

shaira e.

Yay! Thankie ☺️

Amy

Thanks 🤩 😘

Kalpana M

I listened to it using Movies (.avi format) 🙈🙈 But thank you K!

BoyfriendAudio

The real tragedy is losing the comment section from that post. x

aska

rest in peace to the absolutely hilarious comments and to [watching us getting] ❤

Anarchist_

Thanks ! It was hard not being appart of the elite that could crack the audio 😭

Kwan Kwan

Love u K xoxoxo Take care my love

Lara

People were probably getting naked and grabbing their toys to prepare as they do told but go “why isn’t K moaning yet” 😭

YesPlease

At least you got some entertainment out of it. You know we're good girls and took screenshots 😛🖤

i'm kpop trash

AHHHH THANK YOU SO MUCH I’VE BEEN WAITING ALL DAY FOR THIS 😭

BoyfriendAudio

I legitimately wondered if I had done that for a moment. x

ira

no fr the lengths we went through to make that audio work for us😭 RIP TO THE ELITE COMMENT SECTION, everyone was so nice helping one another lol, but thank you for the reupload🖤

Dea

thank u baby

sleepy_mae

I tried downloading some files then here you are already uploaded the correct one 😂 I’m on time!!! 😛💕

eia

The teacher in me is happy! 😂

Doro

wait what happened lmao

BoyfriendAudio

lol guess I'll be doing another apology audio soon. =P

aska

also... don't think I forgot about the potential vampire audio, Konathan 👀 I'm ready to whip out those fangs

sleepy_mae

Everyone was panicking 🤣

ira

KONATHAN

Hannah Snow

damn I’m gutted I missed the comment section on the last post hahaha

YesPlease

I had been falling off on reading the comments, but I swear y'all are some of the sweetest people. We have the BEST comment section 🖤

Lara

you better 😩

sleepy_mae

I thought K wanted us to figure out how to play the audio 🤣🤣

Doro

@Alexis omfg the dedication 😭😂

Here to cum ig

Hey guys! My presentation went amazing 💀💀💀

i'm kpop trash

HOLD UP WHY AM I SEEING EVERYONE SAY K’S NAME IS KONATHAN????

fay

That’s good to hear!!

aska

we're just giving him dumb names as a joke 😭 teasing our mans Kayak

RoRo

Kenjamin, we'd better be getting vampire AND werewolf next time to make up for today's debacle 👀

i'm kpop trash

the tags are already giving me 🦋🦋🦋

Here to cum ig

Thank u<3 I also found the audio and deleted it on the spot💀💀💀

Here to cum ig

Can you send me the screenshots 💀 asking for a friend

aska

he can BACK OFF at us all he wants, I will forever be heartbroken about our (un)holy comment section

Here to cum ig

Id do anything to have the screenshots😁 send me them💀

aska

if Kedward ain't rearranging these guts soon I will be putting myself and my twilight books inside a reversed pentagram and start mumbling satanic shit

Lidia

Soooo glad sis 💖

Lidia

Rip for that comment section 🛐 But thanks for the re upload

Here to cum ig

Remember yall when he said it is a name that goes for both genders

Shiina

From the .avi's comment section though, I still want a(nother) werewolf audio. ...not that you were asking... I just felt I would put that out there ...again (U◕ฺ㉨◕ฺ)ノ

Lidia

We stan our Kaneki aka our orgasms supplier 👏🏾

Here to cum ig

Where are the people that used to describe how we felt in long paragraphs? Everyone is talking about the comment section and the mistake and not about the audio itself😭 can we talk about when he called us pretty (he rarely uses that)

Lidia

Bumbles always saving the day 🥺 fortunately there are many audio to come

E.J.

In this context “tenacity” is synonymous to “really fuckin’ horny”

aska

[work for it babygirl] [Daniel doesn't talk] [neither do I apparently?] [reverse comfort for wrong audio]

aska

I'm changing my name to kuciferswhores

maiapuhpaia

Could you imagine, after all this turmoil, if right when it gets to the spice zone, Flavor Town, if you will, K just Rick rolled us…🤣😭💀

Lidia

Safaaaa you just made my day, thank you beautiful bumble 🥺💖 I love yours

aska

This would be the funniest shit for April Fool's Day 😭

Sher!

😳

RoRo

🎶Never gonna give you up, never gonna dick you down🎶

Venus ☽

That’ll be really funny ngl

LovelyLunarian

Wrists bound Dick delivered on a platter Loyalty & Devotion reaffirmed Bumbles, in absolute shambles RIP greatest comment section ever OK Mr Kostco, how are you going to repent for this horniest upon horniest sin committed against Bumbles?

Here to cum ig

Nahh girl because you’re looking soo pretty i had to

Here to cum ig

It wouldn’t have gone this amazingly if it wasn’t for the orgasm i had the night before :)

sarayu anand

Let’s just say I was really impatient 😜

sarayu anand

This comment 😂😂😂 I feel like instead of the next Q and A be just needs to read most of these comments and laugh with us because the comment section is LIT

sarayu anand

I’ll settle for reading all the comments and laughing and saying sorry actually. It would be really funny

Emmie

No worries my dude! I kinda liked the challenge😊 Also pretty please can we have a werewolf audio?🍒🍒

nourat aboubacar

Aww man RIP the comment section dude someone called him KURTHBURT and I died laughing 💀

Britt

We were definitely committed to finding a way to play that last one. There was no stopping us. 😂 Thank ya kindly for the new file though K, appreciate it. 💜

Michelle Rodriguez

I cried at the end. Currently doing long distance with my fiancé, and I am naturally rather insecure. I don’t think I realized how touch starved I have been (touch being our love language) and the reassurance at the end of the whole situation brought me to tears. I need that emotional release. Thank you K for another wonderful and dynamic video ❤️

Shhh baby it's me

Ahhh it looks like I gotta listen to it again but whyyyyy was I just thinking about watching myself getting railed in the mirror and k really just posted about it. I feel like your a secret C.I.A agent who listen to our phone calls you naughty naughty boy looool

Shhh baby it's me

I think its kai toooo and he said it wasn't a common name either

Here to cum ig

Forget the medieval names in the comments 💀

Here to cum ig

Someone is married to the Ackerman family i see;)

Sherlay

K: Don’t you ever.. Me: keep secrets from Daddy again Zaddy please... DDLG part 3 😩

Betty Boop ❤️‍🔥

He better be getting ready for some serious apologising, cause I feel like a strap-on may be the next disciplinary measure for our edging master... don’t say we didn’t warn you Kayden...

Lara

There are too many names now 😭 Kayden Keith Kirby and what not HAHAHA

Betty Boop ❤️‍🔥

I wouldn’t mind seeing some behind the scenes... for research purposes only of course... we gotta know what kind of tv remote size we’re talking about here 🧐

Lara

HAHAHAHA Sherinne!!! That’s true we do have to see if its fact or not 💀💀 It’s scary cause he could just upload footage of him jerking off by accident

Betty Boop ❤️‍🔥

Oof Sir, that was a close call... if you wouldn’t have re-uploaded you might have caused a revolution... edging us like that is some risky business... over 4,000 horny women is an army and you’re just one And it’s almost full moon as well 🥵. (Might have had to move countries and changed your name to L, or M... you got a few letter in the alphabet left still 😉) xx

Emmie

The belt unbuckling gets me every damn time and Idky 🤤😫. I'm so self concious so this was a first thinking about using a mirror.

lilah

ty for the reupload K<333 about to listen again to celebrate 😈🥰

Here to cum ig

The way i memorized that script word by word 😩

Betty Boop ❤️‍🔥

I think we deserve to do your makeup (on your lap) as a reward... you gotta suffer a little, and there’s something about a man with eyeliner... (discord bumbles agree 😉)

Betty Boop ❤️‍🔥

It’s scary for him... I wouldn’t complain 😝 (maybe he’s a master foley artist and here we are thinking the man’s touching his gigantic dinosaur penis)

Confused State of Mind

Just K going ‘I’m just a total idiot sometimes’ like damn I felt that

YTTL

These audios never fail to make me hawt🥵🥵🥵🥵

Mathilde

This was so hot😳🙈 as someone who’s quite insecure, this was so nice and reassuring and all I’d want if I was feeling like that in a relationship - especially the ending!🥰

Bex

An audio hickey! 😂😂😂😂

Holly Golightly

When he realized he uploaded the wrong file, I wonder if he thought, ‘Awww my poor bumbles!’ ❤️

amberguesa

Honestly it was worth cracking the code to listen 🥰

☀️

placing my bets on it being keith

RoRo

Petition for a new patreon tier for those of us willing to pay for a detailed floorplan of our imaginary house because I'm hella confused about where we are right now.

Dahlia

We need this 🙌

RoRo

Hey Mr K please can you do an audio where your gf goes to your work to meet you for lunch or something but she's a bit early so she sits in on the last 5 minutes of your class and you guys are eye fucking each other the whole time. So we get some flustered internal monologue from you about how much she's turning you on while you're trying to keep it together and finish teaching. Then the bell goes, all the students leave and then you eat her out and rail her on your desk 👌

aska

‼️

Dahlia

yes !!

Betty Boop ❤️‍🔥

I live for this idea! Tis the hottest shit I’ve ever heard 🥵🥵🥵 Señor K, I think here is a golden opportunity for a freaking amazing audio. We miss teacher K... and gosh, I’m sure you like the fantasy too 😏 pretty please, I can’t get over this! Please rail us in your classroom, tis a necessity [bring your girlfriend to work day?] [teach her a lesson] [teacher’s pet] [doing it on Keats?]

Montana Destiny

I was wondering why nothing was happening. I even waited a while in the beginning. Then I skipped forward thinking it would start at 10 something but still nothing. I guess it’s a good thing I had to work so I could get the actual audio now after work lol

Artistgirlevy_anime

Omg yes I can finally hear it now but it's ok we all make mistakes here 😅🤚🏼

Pamela

K, it's ok. We all make mistakes. I'm glad I waited. You never cease to amaze me with your audios. The stories are so good. I can close my eyes and visualize the whole story every time. When that happens, you know you are doing great. Well done K!

Emmie

This! 100 percent this!!!

Britt

If I could like this idea a hundred times I would!! This sounds hot as hell!

Emmie

Yo, you should really submit this audio idea. I'm not just saying that because it's hot and all I can think about now lol😅 like totally message that shit to him.

Evie

This please!!!

Here to cum ig

DANIEL DOES NOT TALKKK PLZZZZ💀💀💀💀💀

Shiina

Now that I've finished work-related things today, mini-commentary about the actual audio lol: All the audios hit some of my buttons, but then there are the ones that hit like... all the buttons! This is one of those. Hands tied? Straddling us? Making us suck it? I. Needed. That. The nip attention got my nips standing at attention, especially the little nibbling. (๛ ˘ ³˘)۶ And didn't know I needed that much focus on the creampie but apparently that's a thing for me. Please, Sir. May we have some more? This is gonna be added to Get-Shiina-Off-Quick list. Well done Sir! (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*✲゚*。⋆

lovey

that last little spank at the end🦋🦋

lovey

LMAOOOOOOOO FR

Emmoi

Darling...~

gianna marie

my stomach the whole time: 🦋🦋

RoRo

Oh shit, that's hot. I was originally thinking a cute summer dress because we know how he loves that shit. Like kind of innocent looking but maaayyyybeeee no panties? And maaayyyybeeee she gives him a little peek while they're eye fucking to really get him going 👀

Lula C

RoRo baby you're the best! 😚👏👏🙌🙌🙌

Pamela

It might be Kelly or Kim. I knew some guys whose names were Kelly and Kim.

unfrostedflakes

Okay, I have a serious problem. As soon as I heard that belt being unbuckled, I swear my heart skipped a beat. All I could say was, "Oh fuck!" 😂🤤🥵 What kind of Pavlovian conditioning is going on here? 😩 My body was READY. 😃😍🔥🔥

musicalchart8

No worries K, it’s all good. This was definitely worth waiting for ☺️ Like always your transition from one emotional overtone to another was flawless. From wholesome to down right lustful. Every element from your tonal range to your immaculate choice of words painted such a deliciously vivid picture. 😏 You could really feel how much your character truly only has eyes for her through the intensity of his actions....like damn 🥵🥵 I just loved it when you called her your prey, reminded me a bit of the werewolf audio ngl. The introduction of the belt and the mirror was a very nice touch too 😏 That aftercare was beyond perfect! 🥰 And those spanks were just out of this world, love that your featuring them a bit more. I couldn’t help but smile after the last one, too cute! This was another home run of an audio K, stellar job! ☺️💗

Clara Catlady

Honestly if this is what happens when we doubt K then I think I’ll need very regular reassurance. Like A LOT of it 🤔🤗

Betty Boop ❤️‍🔥

The summer dress and the flashing with no panties... I’m dead Roro, you killed me 🥺🥲 The mans Kevin better take note cause this could be his Oscar winning moment 🥵

Hope

Love the adventure this audio took us on...😉 It truly is one for the ages. Thank you Sir.

Kathy Mc

Jesus K, that was epic! I hope I dream about this and you tonight! The moon is red and full and the air is heavy with lust and desire. Thanks for this gem!💓💓💓

leeks

ah man this was definitely worth the wait 👌😌. also nothing could've prepared me for the use of "cum receptacle" again lol.

Pam

I think it’s good that K gave us this audio for our own sexual fantasies and kinks buttt he also lived his fantasy by 1.) telling us he likes our lipstick and how good our lips look especially around his dick and 2.) by telling us to choke on his cock. I see you sir, I pay attention to your q&a’s

Buttercup

Where do we vote for the wearwolf or vampire audio? I remember you saying you wanted to switch it up...I would like an erotic vampire one. You call her your "little rose", maybe you could give her one and let a thorn cut into her breast as you're caressing her with it and lick the blood off.

Buttercup

ALSO! Thank youuuu for the belt buckle sound 💋

BexLuv

Literally drives me crazy when he calls us pretty

Venus ☽ (edited)

Comment edits

2026-09-14 22:00 Can we have a short &amp; sweet audio soon?
2021-05-29 20:04 Can we have a short & sweet audio soon?

Can we have a short & sweet audio soon?

Mememaid

I was making lemonade while listening to this and I literally lost control of my motor functions and splashed some of it on myself 😅😅

Buttercup

I'm laughing 😅 well thats another way to get wet....

Buttercup

I've wanted him to write us a poem for the longest time. Im a sucker for the mushy stuff too 🥰 I love it when he whispers. Thats like a straight up dopamine hit lol

Nectarine Ackerman

AH! 😳💦 I did it myself, but when ever someone mentioned that I belong to Levi I'm always like khahsgddhfajgdlakaslalkjhd 🥺

Only Chemical

Wow. I need this. I’ve never been able to orgasm with a partner. By myself.. just fine. If a man talked to me like this and made these noises... there’s no way I wouldn’t bust. Oh. My. God

gianna marie

19:47 THE GROWL IM DONEE 🦋🤰🏻

indie pie

I finally mustered enough courage to become a patron, and boy had I known this is the kind of content I'd have access to I would've probably signed up sooner! I love it here (:

genesis

Babe you never disappoint 😌 🧎🏾‍♀️

em

His deep growl?🤤

Dayamn

I am done searching patreon. I have found the man I will die for.

🌸✨️ Ellie ✨️🌸

Thank goodness it's not possible to get pregnant just by the sound of someone's voice or I'd be having triplets right now! 🤤