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The Q&A (Ep. 13) First of the new year! (Patreon)

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2022-01-16 08:31:04
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2022-01-16 08:34:01
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Settle in for a late night chat. x 

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Bambi Belle

I know I'm two years too late but about the hair dresser Erotic situation question.... YES. If you think about it, men usually only have their hair touched by their mom, gf, or stylist. It's very intimate! So much so, it's its own genre of Erotic asmr

Arra

I was just about to sleep 😭 guess no sleep for me tonight lol

MyBabyBear

Hi babe. Happy new year to you and everyone else here. Xoxo

May

Pretty early for a canadian.. hmm..

Alivia’s Life

Oh and I’m about to call it a night too. Most definitely will listen to these while falling asleep. ♡

the simp

go to bedddd 😭

BoyfriendAudio

Here's the playlist! I spent more time picking music than recording haha.. was wondering if anyone would want it. :) mell-ø - Childhood Memories (w/ Ambulo) Ambulo - Secret Beach DLJ x Dosi - Moving Parts Jordy Chandra - Late Night Call Montell Fish - jam session No Spirit - Hope Music by Gil Wanders - R.O.A.S.N (Ramen On A Summer Night)

Gem

LOVE THE THUMBNAIL THO!! Hahaha Happy Newyear Beloveds!

YTTL

You got my attention🥰🥰 Your the only man keeping me awake at night😉😉

Lala~

Happy New year K! 😘😘

Earthsign

Was literally listening to you after having a shit week. Happy new Luv and good morning 🤍

aoi

it's middle of the day where i live and now I'm just distracted from all of my silly little tasks by the thought of listening to this before sleep 🤕 hope you're okay tho and beginning of the year is nice for everyone here🤍

sleepy_mae

Have a Happy 2022 K! ❤️

nourat aboubacar

I woke up in the middle of night and K posted 🙏🤪

Tigerlily AKA

Did you just say “scene kid?”. Omg those were the days! Originally I thought you were a Scorpio, but I now think you’re a Pisces, our fantasies are immense in general, highly creative, how we pretty much romanticise everything, mutable, and charitable. I’d love to have a coffee with you by the canal for a few hours, just to talk about anything and everything, I think it would be really insightful! Wishing you and your family a happy, joyous, prosperous 2022!! P.s. Totally with you on the Oreos!! And thanks for the “keep going after the orgasm” tip. I’m only a year or 2 younger than you, but mainly dated women most of my life, so I’m kinda getting to know more about men, their likes etc.

kate

the fact that i was just thinking about matera in the newest james bond movie when u were describing the ideal date…!

Jenn (Preemie Cuddler)

I’m so thankful for this time you gift us and absolutely love getting to know you more and more! You are a genuinely good person with a heart of gold, K! Xoxoxo

Laila

The way you’re saying Yorkshire is killing me LOL.

RoRo

Oop love the casual implication that you use Magnum 👀 as if we didn't already know...😆 Your pronunciation of "Yorkshire" makes me want to rip my ears off 😅.

KeemiKoko

The best birthday present🥰🥰

Sara

The way he said “Fernweh“ I can’t 😭💀

Sandra_stay

Who has coffee who has smoothie✨ ye I’m kinda living with one smoothie a day no other food if I do need solid food then I eat a can of pineapples…. I haven’t slept yet it’s umm almost 2pm my sleep schedule is like realllyyy fucked up😂 oeh…I hate cleaning my room…it feels like I never throw enough things away…feels like I have too many things lol (small secret I have all my important things there’s no unnecessary things so I have nothing to throw away)… anyways I luved the q&a my brothers wife looked at me weirdly cuz I listened to the first 20min downstairs and she doesn’t listen to any spicy stuff y’know…eeh idc but yez luv ya K and luv ur content Imma go clean my room even tho it’s not that messy🤌🏻✨

Kiki Doll

Haha! I think we should volunteer to give him lessons RoRo, we could have him giving it a bit of ‘Yarksha’ in no time 😂 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿👩🏻‍🏫

Kiki Doll

Mmm, a chilled Sunday morning, brew at the ready all cuddled up in bed listening to this. Perfect! ♥️ Also, I had no idea you could get condoms made specifically like that. Imagine them getting K’s measurements and customer services contacting him like ‘Thank you for your order sir, but we think there might be a mistake with the information provided’. And K’s like ‘Nope’ 😏😂

RoRo

Excellent plan, and once he's mastered that we can see how he does with Loughborough and Gloucestershire 😂.

chunkyfunky

the way you say Yorkshire pudding is adorable （ ; ; ）

Kiki Doll

Oooh, going in hard 😆 His homework could be giving us a Northern accent. I’d love to hear him say “Am off t’ shop. Ya wan owt?’. *chefs kiss 🧑🏻‍🍳💋 😂

QV

Ahhhh just woke up to this! Good morning 🥰

chunkyfunky

THE LITTLE KISS AFTER EVERY Q&A….this man 💀💗

Kiki Doll

Ahh, hearing K talking about the North of England is lush! 🥰🥰🥰

may

“don’t be a fool, wrap your tool” AISJDNF

Tyler

What a great way to start my Sunday! 😊💚 Also have you tried the dark chocolate oreos yet? If you haven't I would highly recommend you get them if you can. They are DIVINE.

EmporiumOfSmoke&Mirrors

Ripping your ears off is a little... permanent. Just try blocking them with some good ol' Leicester.

LovelyButane

Hi K! I fully agree with you when you say that doing physical things while feeling lonely can help. It really doesn't have to be sport. Just signing, baking, walking for 5 min. Just doing something physical with your body. It really helps me when I'm anxious. It's the first time i've ever heard that advice from someone that is not my therapist haha! Thanks!

Shhh baby it's me

Not me wearing dolphin shorts 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I was like hold on I looked at my shorts and I'm like oooop wearing em k 🤣🤣🤣

dundermifflin

I feel like at this point I’m just expecting K to say there’s construction going on in the background at any random moment in his audios lol most of the time I don’t even hear this construction he’s always referring to😭

Patricia Caike

Did I really just hear the man who thinks hes a better cook than anyone hes ever dated say he used instant mashed potatoes ? I am appalled ha ha . 🙂

Holly Golightly

❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

Velveteen Rabbit

The Phantom Tollbooth is an amazing book! This was an excellent Q&A!

Slytherin Diva

Never have I met a man that corny but attractive sound so beautiful.

Lisa Lisa

I have a follow up question re: the friend zone answer. What if the person friend-zoned you because s/he thought you didn’t have romantic feelings for him/her? I’m so confused. People think I’m a mind reader.

Sarah

As someone who has lived close to Banff their entire life, I second that statement whole heartedly. Mountains never get old, and it’s just as magical every time I walk down Main Street and see those mountains.

Pickle Juice

Hi Lisa! The solution to your question is quite simple. You don't have to read their minds, you just have to sit down with them and talk. Communication is super important in every relationship not just in romantic ones. 🙂

Pamela

OMG I just screamed when I heard my name. K, thank you so much for replying to my questions. I'm glad you enjoyed my song. You are by far the best. I love you.

Pamela

Maybe one day I'll put the link up here if K allows it.

Slytherin Diva

Speaking of rings. I totally agree with you. Also if it comes to the marriage I'd rather get a tattoo "I do" than a ring. I saw it on one show where one of the main characters was afraid to get married and wear a ring. I don't mind rings, I like it! But I'm struggling with finding the one that would fit me. I have those hands that people usually called 'musician hands'. My ring size here is 15,5 mm (in U.S. it's 4). Ordinary ring size here is 17-18 mm. So now every time I see a ring that I like, I know already it won't fit me well. The only way out for me is to contact a jeweler, so then I'll get what I want and it would fit me 😒

Madra Uisce

Ooh come to Ireland! just remember your coat 😂🇮🇪

Cheana

Your pronunciation was quite good, as a German, I immediately understood what you were trying to say ☺️ Also: I‘ve been to Ireland two years ago (a roadtrip so we could see all of it) and it has been amazing! I am pretty sure you won‘t be disappointed. Thanks btw for all of your audios, they really make me feel loved and safe. And it somewhat fufills all my romantical & physical needs as well 😆 Too scared to open up to anyone, feeling like I‘ll never be good enough. But listening to your voice makes me forget that for a while. So thank you 💛

XTiuhtiX

Here's my take on getting friendzoned, from my POV. I've noticed with guys that so many befriend you with the alternative motive to date you one day and that sucks. It sucks so bad because I have such hard time finding good friends who I can rely on and when I do find that and two months later they put me in the ultimatum of either starting to date them or they'll go away, I get devastated. Nothing hurts more than knowing they never wanted to be my friend, they just wanted to get into my pants. And so when I end up friendzoning them, they go away or stay but still try to change my mind, everything is ruined. :/ Do with this info what you will, but my advice to getting out of friendzone is to understand it, be just friends or just let it go. And don't befriend someone if your intention is to just get to date them some day.. it hurts so bad

louser

i felt this one a little too hard,,, for me though, almost all of my male friends instantly drop me as soon as they get into relationships. like we would be the closest buddies but as soon as they get a girlfriend i dont exist anymore... wack. hurts a whole lot when youre treated as a stand in

Pamela

Olivia, I also want to give you a big hug. Being in a wheelchair, I have also come across guys that don't want to be in a relationship because of the chair. I so understand where you are coming from.

Pamela

I know what they are. I now have to get a pair.

koki

commenting on the sleeping problems, i can 100% relate. i asked someone for advice and they said to start setting a nighttime routine for yourself and stick to it very strictly. for me, my body has gotten used to taking a shower, doing my facial routine, brushing my teeth, and checking the doors downstairs before heading to bed. it helped with my severe insomnia, so feel free to give it a go 🤍 i hope your sleep gets better

autumn

Vegan food! Now I’m curious to know what you would cook!

K’s Sweetheart

Questions / conversation for next QnA 1) what advice or tips would you give someone that has never been in a relationship or had anything intimate (aka : sex😅) I’m 23 & feel like I’m running out of time 🥺 2. Have you ever made a vision board or considered making one , they are really fun btw 3. How can I find someone like you ? 🥺❤️

Taylor Ace

As a hairdresser, I can say YES it has happened. When I was doing work experience during studying, I’ve experienced male clients getting boners. There was one time I was braiding a woman’s hair and I accidentally yanked a little too hard…yeah all sorts of sounds came out and when I apologised, she asked me to do it again but a little harder😂 That’s when I found out she had a hair pulling kink🤣😬

Ravyn Spence

Okay it’s official you need a podcast

Kelly X

I think he means soul ties with the question about sex without a condom. Its pretty common feeling. You guys can correct me if im wrong tho 😅

Eleanor

Nahhh im gonna fall in love fr

Confused State of Mind

K: I hope you’re staying warm Me, in 40 degree C heat: nahhhh not warm enough

sd1379

I thought that too

Pickle Juice

Yes, it's pretty calculated and shitty of them. Big hugs to you guys! 🤗

McKenna

Omg I’m in cosmetology school right now and I’ve had some fairly uncomfortable reactions to the massages🥴 it’s usually the older women who make sensual sounds. You just have to remind yourself they probably (and hopefully) don’t intend for it to sound inappropriate. It is, however, very awkward on my end. 😂

Celia

I find it funny that lots of people say they can't listen to the Q&As because they'll fall in love with you. I like them because they're a nice reminder that your audios are just a fantasy and you're a regular guy who isn't perfect and isn't nearly as profound when he's unscripted 🤭.

EmporiumOfSmoke&Mirrors

I was in Banff in the very last days of the tourist season. SO and I had the upper springs to ourselves. Alas SO is not as freaky as me, definitely a missed opportunity for a little light fun outside. The view was lovely though.

Valerie

They’re HELLA comfortable!

Earthsign

Listening to this while studying is very much therapeutic and comfy for my mind. Thank you K 🤍

kao

I freaking screamed when you mentioned Slaughterhouse Five because every time I mention that book no one seems to know it even if it's a classic. And then I screamed even more when you said The Phantom Tollbooth because I read that 4 years ago, as a 19 year old, and I felt silly because it's a children's book haha

Shhh baby it's me

Rightttt my mom tells me to stop wearing them all the time but I'm like I can't. Lolll I can't take it off 😫

K A Y L A N I

I finally was able to become member on Patreon again. I missed these audios 😭❤️🐝

Ash

thanks for the qna! these are nice to have on in the background while cleaning :) some questions: - you mentioned getting into software development and learning some coding languages. is that something you are currently pursuing or is your channel and patreon your full time job at the moment? - have you ever experienced dom drop? i don’t think it’s as common as sub drop but it does happen and i was wondering if it’s something you experienced and if you could describe it

imagineclouds xo (edited)

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2026-09-14 22:00 Thanks a lot for this Q&A ❤ I have finally become a Patron :) I really appreciate all your effort and work. All I can say is, you're such an amazing person!! Here are some of my questions: - Would you say that having a "tight 🐱" is really a thing? What are your experiences? I honestly think it's all about muscle control. Sex takes a lot of patience and time for me bc it always hurts. :/ But I haven't been with a guy in so long, I kinda start to forget what it feels like 😅 - Have you had phases in which you did not want to be intimate at all? - Could you imagine becoming a Sugar Daddy one day? 😅😂 In my group of friends, we always joke around that we'll find a Sugar Dad one day - do you think it is okay for a girl to choose not to take contraceptive pills? Just wanting to use condoms or finding another way of contraception? I feel like guys are thrown off a bit if they hear that girls prefer to use other methods than taking contraceptive pills. - How do you define "cute girl"? (Is it her behaviour, word choice, clothing style..?) I always get confused if ppl tell me, they are into cute girls / hot girls. -What was the easiest programming language for you? I am studying Computational Linguistics and have to learn to program in Python - it is so challenging haha :$ -Do you believe in Law of Attraction? - what advice would you give someone who's never been in a relationship and who's +23 years old? I'm turning 24 this year and I have never been in a 'romantic' relationship. I either only attract guys who do not want any commitment at all or... I do not attract anyone at all. :') -Have you ever been to Switzerland? If yes, what places have you been to? :) Lots of love from Switzerland, you should visit us some time! ❤
2022-01-22 10:16 Thanks a lot for this Q&A ❤ I have finally become a Patron :) I really appreciate all your effort and work. All I can say is, you're such an amazing person!! Here are some of my questions: - Would you say that having a "tight 🐱" is really a thing? What are your experiences? I honestly think it's all about muscle control. Sex takes a lot of patience and time for me bc it always hurts. :/ But I haven't been with a guy in so long, I kinda start to forget what it feels like 😅 - Have you had phases in which you did not want to be intimate at all? - Could you imagine becoming a Sugar Daddy one day? 😅😂 In my group of friends, we always joke around that we'll find a Sugar Dad one day - do you think it is okay for a girl to choose not to take contraceptive pills? Just wanting to use condoms or finding another way of contraception? I feel like guys are thrown off a bit if they hear that girls prefer to use other methods than taking contraceptive pills. - How do you define "cute girl"? (Is it her behaviour, word choice, clothing style..?) I always get confused if ppl tell me, they are into cute girls / hot girls. -What was the easiest programming language for you? I am studying Computational Linguistics and have to learn to program in Python - it is so challenging haha :$ -Do you believe in Law of Attraction? - what advice would you give someone who's never been in a relationship and who's +23 years old? I'm turning 24 this year and I have never been in a 'romantic' relationship. I either only attract guys who do not want any commitment at all or... I do not attract anyone at all. :') -Have you ever been to Switzerland? If yes, what places have you been to? :) Lots of love from Switzerland, you should visit us some time! ❤

Thanks a lot for this Q&A ❤ I have finally become a Patron :) I really appreciate all your effort and work. All I can say is, you're such an amazing person!! Here are some of my questions: - Would you say that having a "tight 🐱" is really a thing? What are your experiences? I honestly think it's all about muscle control. Sex takes a lot of patience and time for me bc it always hurts. :/ But I haven't been with a guy in so long, I kinda start to forget what it feels like 😅 - Have you had phases in which you did not want to be intimate at all? - Could you imagine becoming a Sugar Daddy one day? 😅😂 In my group of friends, we always joke around that we'll find a Sugar Dad one day - do you think it is okay for a girl to choose not to take contraceptive pills? Just wanting to use condoms or finding another way of contraception? I feel like guys are thrown off a bit if they hear that girls prefer to use other methods than taking contraceptive pills. - How do you define "cute girl"? (Is it her behaviour, word choice, clothing style..?) I always get confused if ppl tell me, they are into cute girls / hot girls. -What was the easiest programming language for you? I am studying Computational Linguistics and have to learn to program in Python - it is so challenging haha :$ -Do you believe in Law of Attraction? - what advice would you give someone who's never been in a relationship and who's +23 years old? I'm turning 24 this year and I have never been in a 'romantic' relationship. I either only attract guys who do not want any commitment at all or... I do not attract anyone at all. :') -Have you ever been to Switzerland? If yes, what places have you been to? :) Lots of love from Switzerland, you should visit us some time! ❤

Svezaka Avezaka

I would REALLY want you to record podcasts. I just love your talking voice.

chunkyfunky (edited)

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2026-09-14 22:00 Hope your doing ok K! <3 To cut a long story short,a friend of mine is 6’2 and the guy she liked was 6’0.He rejected her confession and said majority of it was to do with her height…so I guess my question is does height play a major part when you look for a relationship? I know everyone has a preference so I just wanted another guys opinion on it? Also you don’t have to answer this if it’s too personal 💗 Or any ideas to make her feel good again because she’s now saying she doesn’t feel cute at all or attractive （ ; ; ）
2022-01-23 21:27 Hope your doing ok K! <3 To cut a long story short,a friend of mine is 6’2 and the guy she liked was 6’0.He rejected her confession and said majority of it was to do with her height…so I guess my question is does height play a major part when you look for a relationship? I know everyone has a preference so I just wanted another guys opinion on it? Also you don’t have to answer this if it’s too personal 💗 Or any ideas to make her feel good again because she’s now saying she doesn’t feel cute at all or attractive （ ; ; ）

Hope your doing ok K! <3 To cut a long story short,a friend of mine is 6’2 and the guy she liked was 6’0.He rejected her confession and said majority of it was to do with her height…so I guess my question is does height play a major part when you look for a relationship? I know everyone has a preference so I just wanted another guys opinion on it? Also you don’t have to answer this if it’s too personal 💗 Or any ideas to make her feel good again because she’s now saying she doesn’t feel cute at all or attractive （ ; ; ）

Slytherin Diva

Guys, hit me if I'm wrong, but 2 Q&amp;As ago we sent him quite a lot of questions and I suppose it takes some time to go through all of them. And when he's ready for another portion, he says:"Put your questions below in the comments". Idk, I might be wrong. Let the master himself decide what to do 🤷‍♀️

musicalchart8

Out of curiosity, have you started working on that Witcher costume? I vaguely remember you mentioning that you wanted to start that and I’m currently watching S2, I just randomly thought of that 😅

Yorghunt ❤️
>>76333875

Why does it matter? If he doesn't want to answer them yet he can ignore them. He's told people to leave new questions in the comment section before. He picks up questions from all over. In the past he's taken questions from several different comment sections and the community board. ❤

Slytherin Diva
>>76333875

I'm just saying what I noticed. Idk how it works, so I can't judge. But to me it looks like that 🤷‍♀️

Yorghunt ❤️
>>76333875

Okay maybe I misinterpreted your first comment. It reads like you're trying to tell people to stop asking new questions. Anyway, K has said it's okay to leave new questions in the comment sections. If he doesn't get to them then they can ask again if he does a new post. ❤

Slytherin Diva
>>76333875

Sorry, if I sound rude I'm not in the best mood rn, but I didn't mean to stop people from asking questions. The only thing I'd like to add is that I agree with K and before asking questions listen to the previous Q&amp;As where he already answered some of them. And if you don't mind I'd like to end this convo. Thank you.

Yorghunt ❤️
>>76333875

Don't worry, I don't think you sound rude. I just think it isn't anyone's place but K's to tell others what questions can be asked or where and as he has given no specific rules, we're all free to do as we please. I noticed you also asked some additional questions under the last Q&amp;A. We can ask and K can decide whether or not to answer. He's never said not to repeat questions but simply warned that he won't answer them if he has talked about it before. It's impossible to remember everything he's talked about and even he has forgotten on several occasions. I hope you feel better soon. ❤

Slytherin Diva
>>76333875

Thank you. And yes, I've sent a few questions a while ago. And I'm not sure if any of them were the ones that he answered earlier. Ofc it's up to him what to do with all of that. Meanwhile, I've decided to take a break for a couple weeks or more. Take care!

dee (edited)

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2026-09-14 22:00 new patreon subscriber here!! i was listening to a bunch of your q&amp;a’s and got so excited when i heard talk of Harry Potter. now im wondering which is your favorite HP movie ( if you have one ik its so hard to pick ) and if you could have any characters wand whose would you choose?
2022-01-26 03:34 new patreon subscriber here!! i was listening to a bunch of your q&a’s and got so excited when i heard talk of Harry Potter. now im wondering which is your favorite HP movie ( if you have one ik its so hard to pick ) and if you could have any characters wand whose would you choose?

new patreon subscriber here!! i was listening to a bunch of your q&a’s and got so excited when i heard talk of Harry Potter. now im wondering which is your favorite HP movie ( if you have one ik its so hard to pick ) and if you could have any characters wand whose would you choose?

Dididiana

Hey K I was wondering if it is possible for you to do an audio for asexuals? Cause I know some people think asexuals are emotionless and can’t be in relationships but that is the farthest from the truth. Maybe an audio with some validation for that.

Night_Nurse

I have a question that I hope won't weird you out. Have you ever had a partner ask you to help her start her period? Apparently most men (and some women) don't know that a man can help us start our period. For instance if the cramps are getting bad but Auntie Flow just ain't showing up a very good hard fucking that makes the uterus contract while coming can (and usually will) make Flow show up. So I was just wondering if a partner has ever asked you to help out or if you would feel okay doing so if asked. Just randomness that happens in my brain sometimes.

certainlynot_reese (edited)

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2026-09-14 22:00 Hello, K! Is there anything you wished you knew before engaging to sexual activity? Do you have any "tips" for virgins per se? I'm new here and maybe this has already been asked before. (I am still on the 2nd q&amp;a 😩, why did you have to talk so much? Jkjk)
2022-02-08 09:15 Hello, K! Is there anything you wished you knew before engaging to sexual activity? Do you have any "tips" for virgins per se? I'm new here and maybe this has already been asked before. (I am still on the 2nd q&a 😩, why did you have to talk so much? Jkjk)

Hello, K! Is there anything you wished you knew before engaging to sexual activity? Do you have any "tips" for virgins per se? I'm new here and maybe this has already been asked before. (I am still on the 2nd q&a 😩, why did you have to talk so much? Jkjk)

certainlynot_reese

Also, will you ever post the bloopers? Like you said in the 2nd q&a? 👁👁

Anna

Right. Cause he was talking about construction like 6 🚧🦺months ago 😭🤣