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#265: Penguin Baseball Draft! w/ Janet Varney & Casey Toney (Patreon)

Published:
2024-04-05 20:05:27
Edited:
2024-04-05 20:14:12
Imported:
2026-06
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PBL

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We're kicking off April of the Penguins with the league draft!

Attached is a document with the full roster of each team but don't open until after you listen to the episode.

Support your teams by going to https://www.teepublic.com/stores/hey-riddle-riddle?ref_id=9168 and snagging some merch! TeePublic is giving a discount on PBL merch for the next two days

All PBL designs by Ariel Sinha

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Matthew Steinmetz

Didn't even listen to the episode that's the fastest I've ever bought merch.

Harper

Heyyyy flipper flipper! Swing! I’m so excited for all the weird looks I’m going to get walking past Fenway in my Boston Waddlers shirt.

Colson Barnhart

Arne coming in for the kill, I don't know why I'm still surprised when he makes a killer track. Epic.

Brian Mazurek

It's upsetting how good these team logos are

Hostage4hire

Really upset that Erin couldn’t get off of her out dated views on the PBL, avian solidarity ✊🏼

Koi

The sheer difference between Boston and Naptown.

Joey

Naptown Road Warriors solidarity!!

David G.

Honestly, wherever Giddy-Up goes I go. LET'S GO WADDLERS!!! My cousin's dogsitter's boyfriend knows a penguin that played high-school Penguin Baseball with Giddy-Up the Cowboy Penguin and apparently Giddy-Up is one stand up penguin. Just so nice and hard working, you can really tell he brings that energy to each and every game he plays. The Waddlers have a shot at the title with just Giddy-Up on the team in my opinion. Great pick. Waddlers all the way! Woo!!

Devon Suits

Loved this but there should be less penguins to create more tension

Chad Payne

Amazing ep! Laughed a dozen times from the names while trying to nap.

Peabody bb

How could anyone decide between the teams I’m utterly divided across the league

Peabody bb

Nvm Casey just made his bi I’ve got my team now

Brandon Turpin

Bought my Waddlers tee the second I saw it!!!!

Cory Morgan

Ok so now I have to share some fun facts related to anything that was mentioned in this episode. 1) Yes, penguins do have teeth, and they’re fucking terrifying and it looks straight out of a horror film. 2) So, Bic is a German company, and before they began selling their products in the US, the company was called Bich. This, however, was changed to Bic because of the (unfortunate, yet very amusing) fear that Americans would pronounce the company as “bitch”.

Mel Bee

didn’t need to hear anyone else’s team i was a waddlers fan as soon as i found out they played at dunkin’ donuts presents fucking lemonade coolata arena or wherever the fuck

michael shanks

YEEEES finally the moment we've all been waiting for

[unintelligible]

I thought I knew what merch I wanted (first) until then and now I'm even more torn!

[unintelligible]

How many different designs do I need to buy before I become locally known as "that person who's always wearing a penguin baseball shirt"? Realistically the answer is probably like two, but I think it's best to overshoot just in case

Elliott

I very rarely buy merch for anything that I’m a fan of, but the second I saw the Waddlers design I knew I was gonna make an exception

Line Lundager

I'm so so happy bfjdjdbd this is amazing

Adam Kronfeld

Ursula K. PenGuin is the one that finally killed me dead.

jollytheoldsaint

I love this so much. And spent far too much time considering my own team, Fenwick's Freebulous Fab Birds. Featuring: 1. Pen Ismitier (a penguin knight from olden times) 2. Zip "Slip" Slip 'N Slide (a penguin hipster from recent times). 3. Miniminem (a rapping parrot who can't fly, but remains pretty fly) (for a white guy) 4. Penguin P The P-Stream (a baby elephant raised to live as a penguin) 5. Penguicula 5000 (a penguin who appears to be dead and loving it) 6. Guinafen E6 (a livestreaming influencer penguin) 7. Canoe Dog Jr. (soul-searching hero canine) 8. Waddly Willie Who Might Be From Philly (a penguin trying to escape from their past) 9. Waddsmosis Jones (a penguin who never seems to stop smirking) 10. Waddsthedeal With Airlinefood (an extremely needy penguin comedian) 11. Waddsamaddayou (an impatient, hard of hearing penguin) 12. Skateskateskate (a penguin mostly out to promote their ska band) 13. Arbitrary Ambulation (a penguin who shakes uncontrollably) 14. Cow (a polar bear playing mind games) 15. Damn Dam Gorgeous (an extremely handsome beaver)

Ivy Clark

Go Naptown Road Warriors! The only team that transcends mere good and evil!

ArtistofAdventure

I am in love with the intro music! Thanks guys for the awesome episode, you made my day.

Matthew Keeney

My Boston Waddlers hoodie has been ordered.

Bex Hex

I’m definitely getting all the stickers of these teams

Bex Hex

Also the Boston waddlers mascot has my heart

Bex Hex

Adal’s colors are the colors I love and always want in teams colors

Shaun_qb

Reading this made me think "bi forever" in Adal's voice

Maggie Schaller

I’ve already listened to this episode like four times. Instant classic.

pandatree

I’m excited for a midseason update.

KaylaK

Unfortunately the Naptown Road Warriors are my exact asthetic.

KaylaK

A bilemma, if you will.

Adam Kronfeld

I was really waiting for someone to describe their team colors as the colors of the generic styrophome soda cup of the early 90s

Hannah Morgan

This episode could've been 4 hours long. I'm so happy.

Colin O'Connell

If I saw a penguin in real life named Cinnamon Stick I think I would do anything for that penguin

Sue

Become ungovernable! Be the reason people start googling penguin baseball and just get more confused!

Sue

But I thought: with bitch, drop the T cos "bich" is Latin for generosity?

Dan Czarnecki

Oh my goodness, so excited for this! Just became a patron recently thanks to hearing how this was going to be a thing, and I can't wait to see how all of these fine penguins are going to do for their respective teams

Dan Czarnecki

Also, have not been able to get the theme for this out of my head ever since listening to this back on Friday; the re-worked lyrics set to Take Me Out To The Ballgame just flow way too well!

Cyberhippo

“…it’s Penguin baseball and the world can’t help but dance!” Lyrics on fire yet again - above and beyond would be an understatement 🤓

Dan Czarnecki

Right? Arne Parrott is such a musical genius!

Dan Czarnecki

Me too! I can’t get that intro out of my head now with how darn catchy it is!

Zackary Collins

Got a message from TeePublic that there was a "file issue on the third-party fulfiller's side" and that they had to cancel my order for a Snow Hens tee. Sorry Casey I tried to rep them!

Joe Selmont

Ditto! Embarrassingly, I ordered each of the team shirts. All the other ones went through.

Zackary Collins

Yep I ordered one of each as well. Wonder what happened and if the logo was too close to the Mud Hens or something.

DrunkenSchnecken

A Hall of Fame episode, if ever I’ve heard one, gang. Thanks so much for enrapturing my imagination! 💖 Absolutely had to grab that delicious merch.

Ryan Haining

Mine cancelled just the Boston Waddlers shirt. I ordered a Road Warriors shirt and then stickers for road warriors, cool birds, and Waddlers so idk what's up. I asked for clarification and got this response: > The removal was unfortunately due to legal reasons. TeePublic is an open marketplace and your order was unfortunately affected by a takedown request sent to us, which affects many designs in this category on the marketplace. The design is no longer available and any similar designs will no longer appear on the marketplace once the full legal process has been completed. We're very sorry about this miscommunication and inconvenience. Please feel free to ask me or legal@teepublic.com any other questions that you may have.

Janessa Steele

So what I’m hearing is that my Mud Hens shirt that shipped before this happened just skyrocketed in value

Janessa Steele

Oops, Snow Hens… I think I just clearly demonstrated the problem

LooseZebraExpert

Did I order a shirt for each team AND a PBL shirt? Yes, yes I did. They are precious and priceless and I’m considering it an investment in my retirement fund.