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#268: Batterbox (Patreon)

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2024-04-26 05:00:06
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2026-06
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You've got penguins, we've got answers. It's a PBL-exclusive Chatterbox!

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nerd

penguin baseball is my favorite sport

Strawberry Milkshake

I totally thought batter box was the next subscription service and it was a review crew episode

Lastie

I am really looking forward to next years coverage of the North North American Bonobo Water Polo Cup

Dana Fah

dang my question wasn't answered 😔 Good ep though!

Jacob B.

Im stokes for you guys to cover the bird clown championship next year

Miles M.

I thought baby giraffes were born in water cuz how else would the calf survive that 6ft plummet from womb to earth??

goobercheese

I'm glad we, the fans, won. However, I am genuinely curious which teams shirt sold more haha

Cory Morgan

Well, have you ever heard of how a baby sloth is born? Basically, the mother sloth hangs from a branch, and lets gravity do its thing as the baby drops out of her. Now, the umbilical cord is still attached, so when the baby stops swinging, the mother will pull on the umbilical cord to pull the baby sloth back up to her and cut the cord once the baby is safe.

M. Wally

Might be insensitive but the Waddlers winning feels a bit like a sympathy handout. Of course it’s sad that the whole team drowned but I think the Cool Birds played a better season. The numbers don’t add up is all I’m saying

Cory Morgan

Hey, fun fact about margarine. When margarine and other fake butters became a big thing, real butter manufacturers put a lawsuit against the fake butter manufacturers, stating that “fake butter looked to close in terms of coloring to real butter”, and their solution was to make margarine and the like be hot pink. This of course was rejected, but there is an alternate universe where people are spreading hot pink margarine on their toast.

Emily Poirier

Curious if you know which team sold the most merch? (IDK how TeePublic reports) That might be an interesting ranking metric

Margaret

Dolphins playing waterpolo!

Gearbox

It really was an intense season, but as soon as the Snowhens all got run over by the Roadwarriors leading to both of them missing 3 games, I knew the Waddlers had a shot.

Sarah

The presidents race is so cute and fun! Next time you guys are in DC, you should totally check out a Nats game!

Kalli

it would be cool to see penguin baseball as a d&d mechanic somehow

Finn Sparger

BATBOY THE MUSICAL MENTION!!

jollytheoldsaint

Thank you, Adal, for saving those penguins from having to join the ghost penguin baseball league.

David G.

What a season everyone 👏 Great hustle 👏 I say next year keep it baseball and keep it penguins, this is just the tip of the iceberg.

Jordyn

Considering that Blaseball is over and I miss it terribly I feel like there is a space that you guys could really fill.

Emma

"Spiders playing poker has legs" *chefs kiss*

Mike Hab

Um, actually, a 5 sided die does exist. It’s one of the standard die in Dungeon Crawl Classics.

KaylaK

I don't play D&D etc. but I knew it probably existed because a square pyramid has 5 sides. Not sure why JPC thought it was impossible.

Mike Hab

I think JPC’s whole existence is impossible, so I guess it tracks?

Nik

Giraffes playing basketball next

Maggie R.

I zoned out for like one minute and came back to JPC talking about human cold cuts... 😅

Philip Briones

Just going to quickly point out there are d10 dice that can be used as a d5 when you segment the results in half

L Rock Micks

Thank you SO MUCH for 🐧⚾🧢!

Josef Eagon

I listen to this show for quotes like “Mathematics has proven that giraffes can swim”

Kaisle

Absolutely hilarious. Erin is brilliant.

Garrett White

I have seen batboy... it is really good