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#283: High Stapes/Low Stapes (Patreon)

Published:
2024-08-09 05:21:01
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2024-08-09 17:39:16
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We are doing some improv scenes, ya’ll! Comment on this episode-if you dare!

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Fred Floyd

Stapes on an elevator be like:

Coastalwolf

Imagine solving riddles, couldn’t be me.

Sprout Salt

Stapes ✨❤️✨🏳️‍🌈✨

Eric U

Stapes. $5?

ObtuseP

Stapes! Let's get this post deleted baby! (Sorry Erin)

nini

You did this.

nini

Professor Stape!

Tilda!

Oh no. It's far too late

Dante

It's 2:30am on a, well I guess Friday now, and you do this to me now ._.

Siena

Stapes

Catelise

Professor Stapes!

Jenrushesin

STAPES 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

Kalli

professor stapes🫡

David Currie

Do you know the slang for staples? Stapes!

John Rowland

High Stapes/Low Stapes is a winning format hope to see it more.

Mr Minky

Professor Stapes 🙌

William

Stapes (But in a french accent)

Jon D Arthur

Staples [user was murdered for this post]

Tongo Bongo

doing my duty for the united Stapes of amErinca 🫡

Jack Rice

Can we get an episode for review crew where you guys eat 100 stapes?

Jack Rice

Professor stapes

Marty

Stirs and Stapes

Molly

Stayps

James Lewis

My favourite actor from the fast and furious movies is Jason Stapesham

Brent B

Professor Stapes

Stexlo

We are part of why the show is described as "chaos" 😂

Joel Piepersgerdes

Hey Erin this is an awesome episode idea! I hope nothing in this world stapes you from being who you want to be.

Soul

Stapes 😎

Freya Bee

Stapes? ETA: Professor further edited to add: Erin got there first.

Legotti

Professor Stapes, - tips hat to Adal -

Meaghan

On behalf of Erin, I'd like to say one fifteen hundred dollars?? Also, stapes and whatever Adal wants, cuz I love you all equally

Dan Rosbach

This episode was great, but can we get a new entry in the Welcome to Stape series?

Thalia Henry

The stapes have never been higher

Nick Konieczki

Oh shoot I mean professor stapes! The hostage negotiator

Emily Poirier

Glad I got in here before Erin deleted the episode!

Josh

Professor Stapes

Lady Tano

Guys, please quiet down. Erin's about to give her Stape of the Union Address!

Dude Person

I’m going to Staples y’all need sum?

Evan Cordero

My fave patreon series is the Stapes series

Tree

Stapes.

Thalia Henry

Professor Stapes, and I also feel obligated to say "The Real Slim Stapes-y"

Hope S

Stapes

Ted Nichols

whoa whoa whoa that's a DEAD STAPE

Checco

Stapes!

Conor

Raise the stapes

Kate Robbins

BRB picking up my printed work from Stapes

James

Stapes!

Ian McMahan

Stapes, hunt and kill me queen

Tish.Tosh

Stapes up my guy, 100%

G.X. Barnett

You BETTER stay until the end of the episode, the stapes have never been higher

Adam Z

Professor Snake

Hjkm

Oh stapes! Pringles is buttfucking us!

H Anderson

Don't tease Erin for a lil mistape

Hjkm

Professor Stapes <3

Troy

Late.... stapes

Luke

Stapes on a plane!

Mason Fox

Professor stapes💛💛💛

Chris

professor stapes

Sean M Carrick

Erin was hoping she could win against the stape brigade, but this is a lot of... STAPE L's.

SpencerC

….. stapes …. Sorry

Sue

142 comments?! Ooooh, Stapes

Xzyler

Stapes

Paulygon

S T A P E S T A P E S

Zunzky

STAPES

Rachel Tines

This is so mean to Erin and she is my favorite, ever since she said one of her favorite movies is The Great Muppet Staper 😔

Teo

Stapes

Hunter E

Don't say sta*es

Josh Owl

STAPES (of the Professor variety)

Josh

Professor Stapes

dinghy

Professor Stapes

Marc Nie

Stapes cause I want to die. Respectfully

Tyler Prouty

I heard we're not saying Stapes here. Edit: Ah fuck, I'm at the end of the episode now. I never said Stapes, never said Stapes a single time. Not a single Snapes.

Eric Johnson

I've had it with these m************* stapes on this m************* plane!

Garrett Souliere

The stapes were high, but Erin finally won the stapes cup. Been a patron for about five years and never commented, but had to say con-stapes-ulati-stapes

Peabody bb

Because I believe erin will hunt us all down, I refuse to comment “stapes.”

Mia Davis

Not saying Stapes

DVirg19

Stapes❤️

Tanner Farrer

Stapes. (Erin pls hunt me down to kill me so I can meet you before I die.)

Kaggi

This is really one of those moments where the whole class is being punished for JPC and adal acting up

pixebo

Stapes

Kenny Spade

He chose the name JPC so that Adal could call him Japes, which rhymes with Stapes.

EpicGaia

Hi Erin coukd i make a request to cover California for the ext episode of the Stapes series?

Lorsnax

Erin got there first, stapes.

Bradley

stapes????

Shaun_qb

I want to see an episode where Erin just does "no, but..." improv in every scene

Lizzy French

Stapes💕 I cant wait to meet you before you kill me Erin 🫶

Sip 'n' Strut

Stapes! So excited to meet Erin!

Tobi

Stapes

Abby Kargol

Stapes! (This post went from 165 to 201 comments in the time it took me to listen)

Hannah Michaelis

Oh no I typed that before Erin asked us not to 😭

Tanner H

Gotta say stapes

Amy D'Camp

The stapes is my favorite of the ear bones

RelientKurt

Professor Stapes, did you put Erin’s name in the goblet of fire?!?!

Tad Moore

Sorry I was too early with that last comment. Professor Stapes, Erin was first.

Good Soft Gay

I think I'm commenting Professor Stapes? I kinda lost the thread if this was a good thing or bad thing to do

Mel Bee

losing my mind over she’s the man being the movie they were thinking of and ignoring adals correct note about she’s all that being a different movie

Maria

#283: High Stapes/Low Stapes

M

stapes

Ashley Beltran

Stapes but both of the S's are the cool S

M

comma professor

Meaghan

I would love it if Erin hunted me down and killed me

Quitterie Gounot

Not me liking all the "Professor Stapes" comments from ppl who presumably listened to the end 😆

Ted Roper

Professor Stapes? It’s time for Riddle Class.

Lyndi Macke

Headlines don’t sell stapes! NEWSIES sell stapes!

Glen Moss II

Channeling my inner JPC Stapes

Avery

Stapes

Nick

Maybe she's born with it, maybe it's STAPESbeline

Corey Cox

Stapes. I just wanna see this bad boy hit 300 so Erin mercs me.

M. Wally

Professor Stapes? That’s what we’re doing right?

Alex

First comment ever? Gotta be Professor Stapes

Adam

Stapes

Jenna Lewis

I’m so sorry…. Stapes

Jonathan Harbin

Planet of the Stapes, but at the end it's a giant statue of JPC sunken into the beach

Freya Bee

No, that's your coach! She just looks like that.

Kenz

“Go for potions” Professor Stapes

Borus Swarnsworth

Stapes. Bond Stapes. Potion teacher playboy by day. Same kinda guy by night.

Uhane

Listened to the whole episode it was super great! I have just one piece of advice or criticism, no big deal, but it could've used more Stapes. Maybe make them a professor or something? Idk, But that's just me 🤷‍♂️

Chad!

The name is Stapes....PROFESSOR Stapes.

Yael Wylie

adding in another Stapes and saying COME AND GET ME ERIN

Andrew

Stapes

Angov

STAPES

Jules

Professor STAPES

Pidgyn

stapes, sorry erin <3

Anna Collins

All I've learned is that all scenes with JPC are high stakes.

Rick

s t a p e s

Carlos

Calling your bluff! Stapes!

Jack

Stapes

Tyler Stercula

Stapes sounds like a nickname for Staples from a dad who *really* likes office supplies.

BryGuy

S T A P E S

Nico S

Stapes

Rick

I MEAN UNSTAPES UNSTAPES UNSTAPES

Mordekai

Professor Stapes

Rick

I mean professor stapes!

Sky

Raising the stapes

jollytheoldsaint

The migraine of a single Erin begins with a thousand stapes.

Rex

Stapes

Victoria Laye

Maybe we were the hostages all along

Cadalyst

Erins dies a death by a thousand stapes

Mike Tuckerman

I don’t want to say the word because I’d never betray Erin, but then I don’t get a visit. What if instead I offer to be your chauffeur/wheel-man to assist you with your hunt?

August

Stapes

Madrona

stapessss

goobercheese

I wasn't going to do it, but when in Rome, stape as the Romans stape.

D W

Professor Stapes

Stephanie Claire

Stapes (I haven’t listened to the podcast yet, I just like to be included)

Corey

Stapes… why did it have to be stapes…

Ram

Stapes

Nik

Stapes 😈

Nullscan

Need to do a supply run, anyone need anything from Stapes?

Pumpkin Soup

"I've had it with these monkey-fighting stapes on this Monday to Friday plane!"

Stillstanden1

Stapes of Wrath : When you mess up a word and your friends don't let it slide.

Rey Richards

STAPES. looking forward to getting hunted for sport

Alyxandria Richard

oh almost forgot. i’m eating a bowl of stapes, one per minute for an hour

Legotti

Can we get that for a Clue Crew episode though, because HRR does The Pest / Most Dangerous Game sounds great.

Josef Eagon

sincerely hoping professor stapes, doctor chameleon, and JP riddles all meet up in a scene

David Watts

Professor Stapes is innocent!!!

kelly scz

(Say it’s carol singers) To me, you are stapes.

Chloe

Professor Stape

Klompus Smith

Doubling down with professor Stapes

Niko Smiley

I don’t know if I can stape much more of this. First we have an excellent episode that they staped! Absolutely loved the concept and I’m not sure if a little misstape should be the point we all stape upon. Anyways I hope as more comments begin to take stape you’ll enjoy it!

Nubivagance

Damn, the stapes have never been higher...

Kathleen Sawisky

I'm looking forward to the next entry in the 50 Stapes series.

Ian Garwood

I am sick and tired of these motherfucking stapes on this motherfucking plane

Sean

The Stape of Water (2017)

Hostage4hire

Adal choosing Tacoma in the low stapes scene just felt right

Yael Wylie

you damn dirty stapes

Scotty

Professor stapes

Fred Floyd

Stapes on a plane? I aint reading all these to see is anyone said it first

SaltyBeard

Planet of the Stapes

Christian Woodall

Alan Rickman was amazing in Stapes and Stapesablity

Sumaya

Professor Stapes!

DrewishKing

STAPES. SORRY ERIN. ❤️

Cass

Sapes (I don’t want Erin to hunt me down)

J-Bru

Nakitomi Stapes

Ashley

I’ll bite. What’s stapes

Dan

Stapes

Jordan Hoyt

Professor Jason Stapesham

Jessica Wyllie

I carry a very sharp wooden stape at all times, so good luck trying to hunt and kill me Erin!

null_scum

Professor Stapes in fact!

Erin Berg

….and that’s 400 stapes!

Joey

Alan Stapesman

Ropplewando

If you say Stapes five times in front of the mirror, will Erin come out of it and kill me?

Dave V.

I'm here to make sure there are more than 6 Stapes in here.

Quentin Simon

I got the patreon to ask who says stapes

Roa Sante

I’m sorry, but it was low hanging fruit and I liked the stapes.

burd

Na, Stapes

David

Lotsa lotsa stapes.

DJOE

stapes stapes stapes stapes stapes stapes stapes stapes stapes stapes stapes stapes stapes stapes stapes stapes stapes stapes stapes stapes stapes stapes stapes stapes stapes stapes stapes stapes stapes stapes stapes stapes stapes stapes stapes stapes stapes stapes stapes stapes stapes stapes stapes stapes stapes stapes stapes stapes stapes stapes stapes stapes stapes stapes

Kellen

stapes.

David

Professor Stapes MUST be a recurring character.

Tanuki

Stapes!

Ariana

Stapes

Chris Pearce

I appreciate them assessing the high stapes, and officially changing the title to "High Stapes/ Low Stapes"

Sam Carr

Excited for next week when they do an e-stape room

Dana

Professor Stapes!!!!

ok_katy

I love that this episode has a ridiculous amount of comments. Telling future lizards to NOT do something guarantees it WILL get done. Use your power wisely, Clue Crew.

Andrew

Stapes

Moth Covered Rock

Stapes Edit: I did listen to the end of the episode, but I would like to be hunted so I’m leaving it up

Emma

I started listening yesterday morning and there were 43 comments. I return today to finish the episode and there are 448 at time of typing this comment. Great podcast, fun community! ...stapes

Nat Luvvy

I’m so glad I listened to the end of the episode, because I would NEVER say stapes. I certainly don’t want Erin to kill me, because I wouldn’t say stapes, Professor Stapes, and I would never Stapes her extra scene. Also, so cool that Paul F Tompkins came back!

Jake Weiner

Stapes!! Erin! It’s Stapes!!

Wumbus

Stapes

Tree

Stapes?

Colson Barnhart

Stapes from Tacoma Washington! That's hilarious.

Liz Risley

professor stapes and also erin is a beautiful and kind soul

Voiceofkane

I really didn't want to do this... but Professor Stapes.

Rudy Cuellar

huge stapes energy going on in this comment section

Rob

Professor Stapes

Matt Matt

Hmmm.. what’s sexy to a dog? Good question professor stapes. What am I listening to.

Goopin

Professor Stapes

Elliott White

did anyone else catch when Erin said Stapes

cobbins86

They really raised the stapes with this one.

[unintelligible]

Ok but CHANGING the episode title to say stapes? Perfect.

[unintelligible]

Also, to be fair, I think Erin (rather impressively) said stakpes

Soren

Stapes

Chip

Stapes

Tyler

Professor Stapes!

Scott.

no, what's the timestape

Chip

Professor Stapes

Dav

For fairness' sake, Adal said " unveal" instead of unveil. And JPC said "lather" instead of "rather."

Marcus Sattler

Professor stapes is gonna hunt me down.

Elliott White

I showed this to my fiancée and he said he would post our address for you to hunt me 😔

Christopher R Gould

Got a covid shot yesterday and have been in bed, feeling weak, yet unable to sleep for more than a couple hours at a time. I feel like I'm dying, but listening to this makes the stapes seem much lower

Hysteria

Professor Stapes

Lecta

The stapes have never been higher

Elena

Professor Stapes Snapes

Luke

Stapes

Max

Stapes❤️ sorry erin

Adam Lane

Really enjoying the guest, Professor Stapes

Lo

Stapes

Colson Barnhart

I love how Erin's guess for the most was less than half of what we got. Future Lizards roll out!

Spooky Ghost

This is professor stapes. Go for potions.

Hannah McGregor

Okay but it’s time for a critical reappraisal of the cultural impact of Professor Stapes

Steven Olson

Stapes are like little thin pancake scenes

Monet

Professor staaaaapes

Sky

Stars and stapes

Coen

Somebody Stape me!

Brian

Stapes

Justice Lively

It's okay Erin, we all make mistapes

First Lady Philip Finch

Instead of Erin having to hunt me down I made this little word hunt for her: S T A P E S T A P E S S A P E S S T P E S S T A E S S T A P S S T A P E

Jeff Engstrom

Some Totally Amazing Podcast Episode, Super!

Skinny Sneezes

Came for the stakes, stayed for the stapes

resnet

Professor Stapes

Max

Professor stapes

Leeza

Stapes! Eat a stapes

Kel

Stapes!

Briar

Stapes

David Learey

Professor Stapes my dude 100%

Quinn

Don't usually comment, but gotta give a shout out to Professor Stapes

Dan

Turn to page two hundred and ninety four

The Wowells

I am not proud of this, but Stapes

Justice Lively

Can I just point out how straight up bonkers it is that this episode has almost 10x the number of comments as the episode with the next most comments? Well done everyone.

Rin Abedi

Despite being told not to by the end.... Stapes

Sunny K

I thought this premise was a lot of fun! Hope the situstapetion in the comments hasn’t turned Erin off from doing another episode like this one soon

Kate

Spates

Tannictor

Professor stapes!

Moongator

This episode reminds me of my old college professor, Stapes

N K

Did she say stapes??

Brazilnut

Stapes stapes stapes stapes

Grant

Stapes

Cat Gonzales

Erin looking up "yes and" in the middle of a scene in response to JPC's gift is the funniest thing that has ever happened Erin you win at improv

camwing

If I'm going to die, I hope it's at Erin's hands edit: forgot to say stapes edit 2: I mean professor stapes

Widget

Stapes

claire

Stapes (Erin’s version)

JJ

Professor Stapes, go for potions

Michad

Snape's steak stapes

Joe Snider

STAPES! ERIN SAID STAPES!

Chris Skipper

Will Erin ever complete all 50 Stapes?

Susannah

Better stapes than never

Jareth Quanz

Stapes, Stapes, Severus Stapes

Lydia

Stapes, because I live in the UK and so the only way I’m likely to meet Erin is when she comes to hunt me down and kill me

DrewishKing

"The Snape of Walter" - Erin falls in love with Alan rickman's ghost- animated by walt Disney's ghost.

Sarah

Stapes

Hunter

Stapes

Skakerman

Professor Stapes

goobercheese

Not sure where to ask this, but how does one get the discord invite?

Dylan Reeder

Fuck I mean PROFESSOR STAPES!

Burke

Don't worry, Erin...I won't say stapes!

MaxMin

Does the patron app cut off the last few seconds of most episodes for anyone else?

Tree

You have to link your patreon account to your discord account! Then it'll automatically put you in the server!

Lyra Eshenroder

Professor stapes. I liked hearing the end theme multiple times.

Goob Zone

I love the low stapes of this episode

Dr. Hambone

Stapes... After all this time... Alwayyyyyssss

Razzzle Dazzzle

Another perfectly hinged episode 👏 Can’t wait for the live show at the Stapeseouls Center!

Michael Wells

Long time listener, first time commenter. Stapes.

Laura Brun

jk I mean snapes close one!!

Junior

Stapes

Wonderfool

hi professor stapes am I late for potions class or what

Tongo Bongo

over 650 comments has me ROLLING. mission accomplished stape-inators #pray4erin

Miles M.

Im in love with the stape of you, push & pull like a magnet do

DrewishKing

"The Snape of Walter" - Erin falls in love with Alan rickman's ghost- animated by walt Disney's ghost.

Anthony Campbell

Covering my bases: stapes/snapes/Professor Stapes. Address to follow.

BeanBoy7

Professor stapes

GooBoy

The Staping of Erin

Jordyn

Out of respect for Erin I will not be saying anything.

birdacorn

Snapes, your welcome Erin

ct1999

Stapes

Nic

...professor stapes

Emily

I hope we get stapes merch out of this

Collin McGue

Professor Stapes will protect me from you, Erin. Try it.

Alyxandria Richard

headlines don’t sell stapes, newsies sell stapes, erin!!!

Heidi Nehls

Stapes are an important inner ear component necessary for hearing.

C Robinson

If you can buy stapes at STAPES, what can you buy at DICKS?

Q

Stapes :)

shahdenfreude

Came for the improv, stapes for the meta game

Anthony Diastello

Professor Stapes strike again... Well for the first time.... Man I hope he comes back.

Evan Vollmer

Y'all I can't wait for the next episode of the Stapes series!

Claire Hovde

Tacoma, Washington mentioned!! Woohoo! Let's go Grit City

Connor Herwerden

Mmmmmm… stapes. I’ll take my chances on the wrath of JPC and Erin. And Adal… Snapes

Seth

stapes✨

Luke

Better beeee, Professor Stapes!

AJ Carreau

Stapes! (But but only because JPC said not to say it!)#wegothimErin!

AJ Carreau

Now I need a whole episode just reading and reacting to all the comments!

AbbyBPharmD

I'm doing my part. Professor Stapes

Dante

Stapes. Stapes. Professor Stapes.

tomatopotato

I'm a little late to the Stapes party. Better stape than never 🤷‍♀️

Synthionic

For Erin: Stapes. For JPC: For Adal: Professor Stapes

Danthony

Stapes! Please kill me Erin

Myrtle

Gona make Erin a mix stapes to show my appreciation for her whole sickly being

Xan

Release the stapes tapes!

Lady Tano

[In an old-timey voice] By, George! I think he's got it!

Eitan Altabet

The triangle is one of my favorite stapes

Trent

Stapes

Trent

Wait, professor stapes

Nick

Professor Stapes

Dan Bodey

Never commented before...... professor stapes?

Colin Trainor

I'm late to the party but Snape stape

CamelHump

Professor Stapes

Zack Smith

Did somebody say stapes?

Eric

sTaPeS

Tristan

Professor Stapes

Rowan

Stapes

Jordin Ann

When do we get another High Snapes, Low Snapes?

Ri Bowler

Planet of the stapes

Will Parsons

Posting from the United Stapes of America!

Emma T

stapes >:)

Garner Sorsdahl

I would never say Stapes. How could I. Such a egregious phrase.

Orbit

Stapesssss

Orbit

I don’t fear being hunted down for the luls

Orbit

-Professor Stapes

Dana Fah

professor stapes 🫡

Adam Pope

Professor Stapes

bee

...stapes? professor stapes.

Natterluck

Oh wow, I missed this whole episode earlier, stapes

CleverFred

Stapes! Listening to the back catalog, like hearing from an old friend

CollyBolly

Wow I’m so glad HRR is getting so popular. It makes me proud to see them touring in amazing places. Some day soon they’ll be selling out arenas and stadiums. Just imagine it, Hey Riddle Riddle live at the Stapes Center

DrewishKing

6 comments? More like 600+. The stapes were too high, Erin. We ❤️ you.

Xan

Staaappessss

Gram

Stapes

Kaisle

Stapes

Dean Scream 717

It is a shame that Adal and JPC have so little faith in Erin that they couldn't just let her do her Snape joke at the end because they assumed she wouldn't do it. She even set herself up for it by making it Christmas. I believed in you, Erin. I knew you were gonna do it. 😂

LooseZebraExpert

Realizing at timestamp 1:11 we were this close to having the episode be Stafe instead of Stapes

Marcus Ball

Aww, I've disappointed everybody. 😞

Gunnar Higgins

Erin is going to hunt me down and kill me? My most parasocial moment ever!

Andrew

Stapes

SpazzyP

Professor stapes

Ben

🦶🦶🦶

Brian

Stapes

Tate Bond

Professor Stapes

Jasper

Hearing Adal say my exact city scared the shit out of me

Charlie Soup

Why does it all always have to be stapes!

Daniel

stapes :)