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#293: The Mumbles Ultimatum (Spooky House of Horrors pt. 3) (Patreon)

Published:
2024-10-18 05:00:07
Edited:
2025-06-02 17:42:51
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2026-06
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Look, I'm not going to sugar coat it for you: we don't get to the house.

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Sprout Salt

I’m so excited. I did in fact read the caption and I hope it’s true. I hope they never get inside.

Jordin Ann

Ignoring the premise for other improv scenes? This is the kind of episode I can get behind! 🥳

emma

really unhinged stuff, guys. good work

Andreas

There’s like a small beeping noise in the back of the track in the Dunkin scene. Made me search my whole house twice for open refrigerators, bad smoke alarms, etc. Wild ride at 9 AM in the morning

Rosalind Lyon

This is such a good bit i hope it goes on forever 🤞🙏

Way Singleton

Waited in 30 second silence after the ep for a "Neptune" realizing there was none 🙃

Bungerklaus

"My whole life is a death rattle" is hard AF and should be a shirt.

Cody Mcclure

So now we get a 18 part series of the JPC wars right? Please tell me I'm right

Emily Poirier

Not getting into the house: funny, great, hilarious bit, love it. Not being able to order a coffee: somehow infuriating.

Dean Scream 717

I haven't listened yet, but thank you for that description. Gotta manage those expectations. 😆

Ryan Bennis

The funniest thing they could do is end it with hand on the door knob of the house, realizing it's still the wrong house

Charlie

I hope they don't get into the house until episode 300

Emily Poirier

Appreciate the Paul Giamatti respect from Erin, though 🫡

Hjkm

☆☆☆☆☆ HRR!

Alyxandria Richard

having a really hard time lately and just really needed them to get into the fucking house

Mollie Haycock

Need some dropping like sharks merch

Reaghan McCann

Dropping like a shark without my coffee. Very relatable

Carlos

The "Pre__ can still get you pregnant" jokes get me every time 😂

Connor Fritch

Adal yawned like everybody was kung fu fighting

B

I hope when they finally do get in the house it somehow just contains and other Disney twins fun shot lol

Dr. Hambone

I'm on a long drive listening to this one and had to pull over just to tell you guys that this whole series has been amazing!

The Noise Tanks

I can’t wait for cousin mumbles turkey house and aunt mumbles holiday village.

Cameron Patterson

Absolutely loved this episode! Kept me laugh out loud the whole time! Thanks!

Vivenna

shout out to my king lil monkey bones, every ep with lmb is the new best ep

Alex

The Erin who signed off must have been another JPC clone in disguise… Jupiter?? 😱👀

The Noise Tanks

I have cube tattooed on my leg with a little chibi noisetank. That rail grind to unlock her and combo was so frustrating!!!!

John Thompson

oh man it has been so long since I've played it, I don't even remember how to unlock them. I just remember always struggling to get Jet rankings on the chapter 2 stages, some childhood PTSD right there. You check out bomb rush cyberfunk?

Eloise Fox

The HRR lore is incredible 😂

RecsBecs

YES! Erin, I am so grateful. I love your work.

The Noise Tanks

It’s on my wish list lol but it looks amazing. I love how they kept the same art style and music. Have you??

Kevin Martin

I need the trek to this house to be longer than Frodo’s trek to mount doom. We’ll need several more hours of this content.

Margaret

I’ve actually liked these…

goobercheese

JPC-dar made me laugh way too much

jollytheoldsaint

The clones were a bit of an easy out, sure. But how could it not give you shivers when JPC shouted "I am all of the uncles!" Right before Erin countered by screaming back "and I am all of the....uhh..." and then she kinda trailed off. And then the rap beat started, prompting Erin to give the best rap ever rapped. While simultaneously continuing to trail off the whole time. After which Adal was so in awe, he asked "who are you?" To which she could only answer "Erin...em. Erineminem. Erimen?" And Adal tried to support her, to maybe slip in some kind of Lord of the Rings reference. But Erin was already shouting Neptune over and over. And that's canon, probably.

Cody Mcclure

Yaay! You've made a grown ass man's dreams come true. Your pretty much Make a Wish.

John Thompson

oh yeah, its definitely worth it, big nostalgia trip and some great tunes. there were parts of it that were a little buggy, but overall a must play if you enjoyed JSR

Koi

I want to know more of the JPC wars and the newly declared JPC/Erin wars.

AusTin

The moment JPC asked about his clones and Erin ominously answered, “The War…” was the moment I knew this was an all time classic.

AusTin

Why???

AusTin

What the fuck are you even talking about?? Try sobering up before making rambling tirades like this.

Klompus Smith

Erin From the Future’s corpse hovering 40-50ft off the ground really got me. I love this series. #MumblesOctober

Gregor Davidson

I cannot express how much I adore the Uncle Mumbles Quadrilogy

angelic.canon

No lunch coffee. Only many mini pizzas. 🍕🍕🍕☕️

angelic.canon

Legit though, there were at least 5 times this episode I thought "i want to make or buy that as a sticker or shirt design". Bless these shenanigans 🙌🏻

The Noise Tanks

I think the real uncle mumbles house of horrors was the friendships we all made along the way.

Isabel

JPC’s “No. Wait…yes” is improv GOLD

Uhane

I’m a huge fan of world building, I do it in my free time as a hobby! I would love nothing more than a deep Lore episode where old man puzzles reads from the ancient texts and speaks the old magic bringing it to life once more. Talking about the JPC wars and other random stuff like that! Anyways loved the episode thanks for the laughs :)

michael shanks

It upsets me so much the Erin has to tell people to stop asking her for nudes on her Instagram. Have some damn decency folks

Cat Gonzales

this is the greatest series. exactly what I needed to start out the holiday season. thank you!

Lulululu

You are really weirdly hostile in all your replies in these comments.

Michael Cullen

Lil Monkey Bones should have his own spinoff podcast.