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#320: Penguin Baseball League Championship Game (Patreon)

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2025-04-25 11:14:19
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2026-06
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The New Orleans Night Owls take on the Tampa Bay Shrimp Shredders in the Championship game! We have never seen a more brutal, upsetting and frankly fucked up game of baseball. Who should we let into the league next season?

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P.N. Guin

You could choose to say nothing

Finn Sparger

Honestly I think the next step for penguin baseball isn’t adding a new kind of animal, it’s changing the arena.

Finn Sparger

AIR BASEBALL, THE PENGUINS GET TO FIGURE SHIT OUT NOW

Finn Sparger

The potential for penguins on jetpacks??? Besides I don’t think there’s enough bird diversity to justify a new creature. Not a single spoonbill in the league this year

Kaci Messerly

Came here to say it’s World Penguin Day! Which someone already said. Haha. But still, how perfect!

Lisa Moore

Today is national Penguin Day! Bend the knee to the Mother of Penguins!! Do Penguins have knees?

Sunny K

This season really delivered. Baseball. Eggs. Terrorist turkeys. Salma Hayek. Raccoons in bikinis. Octopuses in the toilet. Owlimony. Dental dams. The base is the glove. This is why we play. Can’t wait for next year.

kb

"no"

Ashley Elizabeth

Ngl, raccoon in bikini was my whole vibe when I cheered in college

Nicholas Jones

Feather butter. When you're in the mood for butter; Feather butter feather butter better further... I'm reading that VERBATIM. ☠️☠️☠️

David G.

I have to say, the Raccoons have been an essential part of the stadium experience when it comes to PBL. I think it's time we get them out of the stands and onto the field. Some might say "but David, Raccoons aren't birds" to which I would argue: the Raccoons, have just as much right, (if not more!) to play in the PBL because their inability to fly is indicative to the spirit of the game. Let them play!! Raccoons in the PBL 2026!! Rise of the Raccoons!!

Hostage4hire

That ending really finished the season off with a cherry on top

Cyberhippo

HRR Marketing dept is nuts: - March of the Penguins tie-in = 👎🏼 - World Penguin Day tie-in = 👎🏼 - Bukowski paid ad = 👍

Cyberhippo

Hooray for Beignet Ben-gay!!!

Josef Eagon

Secretly hoping penguin baseball just becomes its own spinoff podcast

jollytheoldsaint

What a season. I can't wait for PBL 3: Revenge Of The Shoes (Not The Shoes) And Maybe Also The Raccoons

Cyberhippo

Visceral - dare I say Roger Daltrey sounded like an eagle?🦅 Perfect set up to the most humid of all NCSIs- NCSI Miami!

Legotti

Cactus Coveys were robbed, my gambel quails needed more airtime! 🥚

DrewishKing

Draftkings and FanDuel will throw $1 billion at you guys soon. Don't take it.

Cory Morgan

Erin gives a new definition for a “hot-box”… Lovely.

Cory Morgan

Why wasn’t AllBirds a play on AllState? 😂