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#73: Now That’s What I Call Would You Rather (Patreon)

Published:
2020-08-07 06:01:01
Edited:
2021-04-24 15:10:21
Imported:
2026-06
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If you love shitting and pissing, then this is the episode for you! We delve back into our favorite: hypothetical scenarios! And is the first one VERY controversial? Of course! What would YOU rather do? Let us know in the comments! 

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Maklyn

I was going to say this! One of my dogs has incontinence issues and uses a band diaper that only catches his urine. He still sometimes poops in the house and we just pick it up and flush it. Cleaning pee out of everything is much harder than picking up poop every once in a while.

Cory Morgan

Okay, new favorite Erin phrase: “I’ll send you all a fruit basket!”

Tannictor

Talking to animals made me laugh so hard! I love you guys

Maklyn

I believe that eating tobacco is actually quite toxic. Skittles all the way.

Melissa

Wait... I haven't checked the timeline on this... was this the beginning of the Howard Dean scream obsession?? 😱😀🎉HYAH!

Jena

It is so depressing when a new episode comes out but I can’t listen to it yet because I’m not caught up

JossDotJpg

Finally, they received my "more pissing and shitting" petition

Claire E Petty

Shitting is such a joyful experience and if no one in the riddle gang agrees with me in this podcast, I am deleting my Patreon

Maddie

Hey! I like pissing AND shitting. Don't mind if I do…

Lefty Amateur

So sad that Adal's John Cena joke was missed

HalfLighter

That first section was a little hard to get through. My brain was making alarm sounds like the library at my university does before it closes for the night.

Lefty Amateur

That was written in a very deadpan way, I love it :)

Adam F

The one time Erin says "keep going, keep going" instead of "wait, wait, wait"

Sarah Owen

I kinda want Erin's water bottle.

Austin Beckham

Thank you so much I was on the hunt as well

Austin Beckham

On the topic of odd public bathroom experiences, I've had a guy making horrible unrealistic shit noises next to me. He sighed, readjusted, and kicked his pants and flip flops off into my stall and kept going.

Melody Burgmann

Me @ 12 minutes in: I...pay money for this

Thomas Flott

Little did JPC know, Zkittlez is a strain of marijuana!

Generic

My wife turned to me and said the exact same thing at 13 min mark.

Rachel

I am actually crying laughing at this imagery. how some people just go through the world with so much confidence is awe inspiring.

Melanie Ramsey

New mom here, almost pissed my pants during the Pee v. Poo debate

Alison Emmert

Okay. Although I agree with Adal and Erin on the actual “would you rather” pee vs. poop (because it would smell worse), I completely agree with JPC when it comes to cleaning up pee. I’ve always had animals, and if they go in the house, on carpet, that pee NEVER gets out. No matter how quickly you clean it and such, it seeps into the floor and after a couple of dogs, there will be a smell there even after several carpet cleanings. Poop though, once it dries, you can pick it up pretty easily and clean it rather well. Pee is the harder to clean out of soft surfaces.