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Our regular Patreon ep is delayed until this weekend due to the chaotic nature of the universe, so instead, please enjoy this guided meditation! If you are familiar with guided meditations: this ain't that. It was written by JPC. So, you know. A special shout out to Casey Toney for the brilliant sound design. What started as a silly bit, becomes a world all of it's own due to his tireless work. Highly recommend listening in headphones! Seriously, this guy is amazing. 

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Lauren Jesson

Listening to this on my birthday. Amazing.

Sue

Good news!!

Niamh

I fell asleep to this three times and had to keep coming back to find out what happens. 🥲

Vivid Syntax

So right as JPC said, "and just like that, you solve it," a loud, blaring phone started ringing with perfect comedic timing. I assumed it was a goof and let it go, only to realize later that it was the tax guy *actually* calling me. Well played, the universe.

Jocey

Your voice is so soothing but in like an unsettling way.

James B

Omg I’m excited for this

Jamejarrs

I did not read the description at first, so you can only imagine how my day is going after I tried legitimately meditating to this.

Sam Mansour

What a journey! Thanks Japes! Edit: And brilliant sound design, Casey

Six Corrigan

Thst was surprisingly calming and meditative!

survan donaldson

Well that was different. But goddamn delicious! Great job JPC and holy hell Casey, *chefs kiss*

sal

I love this so much!!

Paul O'Regan

This deserves a Saturn Award.

Smacncheese

I thoroughly enjoyed all of this, but Casey's jingle bells towards the end got me properly laughing

Andrew Blahak

I've never felt more relaxed than knowing the only thing that saved my life was calm, focused breathing.

Isaiah Galaviz

JPC killed it on this! I'd love to hear more adventures like this

Rose Dolbashian

Only 10 minutes in and I’m ready to cancel my AcornTV subscription for this!

Anna Collins

Is this what Dref's dreams sound like

MaxMin

Meditation tape for Dr. Manhattan

Abe Scorsone

eagerly awaiting the rest of the guided meditation series, I feel relaxed and ready to realize my destiny

Rachel

i like this world where murderous treasure hunter goons use they/them pronouns for people they haven't met yet

s. a.

This is so extra & I love it

tortoise

Okay but this helped me fall back asleep at 4am this morning!

Flint

This had real strong Magnus Archives vibes. Fantastic work, would love to see more stuff like this!

Cassie

This better be an actual series that ends up happening, I can't take another heart break after I realised Erin's new talk show was just a bit for an ad.

KaylaK

I really enjoyed this.

Jonathan Casali

This was transcendent. I am so bummed that I didn’t know you at IUPUI or in Indy so I could have experienced the full JPC.

Line Lundager

We have GOT to get jpc on a night vale presents podcast

Matthew Steinmetz

I was waiting for the other shoe to drop knowing it was JPC and it did in entirely unexpected, wonderful way. Really well written too

Cassandra Ichniowski

Actually incredibly relaxing and empowering. I would 100% up my Patreon subscription for more of these.

Andy Fillmore

I could actually feel myself getting MORE tense the longer the regular meditation went on because I kept waiting for it to go off the rails. Once it did, though, I had a blast. Awesome job, JPC and Casey!

Jerri Anne

This was amazing I so hope there are more of these coming 🤩🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️

Effy Claire

The other day iI fell asleep to this before.....change of pace..... I then went back to it today. Dame JPC, if you have gone fucked up my subconscious!

Seth Fields

I was thinking the exact same thing!

Twinkletoes

This is just JPC's audition for Within The Wires

Intillectrician

This is truly one of the greatest things ever.

Alana Stolnitz

this is The Realm of Never from one of the Public Access TV eps

andrewsad1

I actually fell asleep about 15 minutes into this. I wanna sign the petition to have Adal and Erin do these, too! Oh man, I fell asleep last night right before it really got good. I was expecting this to go like the Game Grumps' ASMR videos, but this was legitimately calming.

Tanner Greatrix

Absolutely amazing. Such a brilliant/ridiculous way to get super invested in the story being told! I hope you were serious about having more to come!

Loctane

I love this! You guys were talking about having more of these as patreon goals but i'm hoping very strongly that you'll do a few before another goal. JPC has an interesting soft voice in where it feels like theres some sort of sarcastic undertone to everything hes saying but i'm 100% positive if I do everything he says, everything will be okay.

BullgogiFrankie

This turned out so good! I actually did find it relaxing and kinda empowering haha

WunDarWun

This was awesome!! What an interesting vehicle for storytelling! Please do this again

Cat Gonzales

amazing!!!! I love this so much!

Drew Kline

I would absolutely love more of these

Iona

Just finished listening through the patreon archive and would like approximately 100 more episodes of this.

Whitney Price

What the world needs now is more JPC guided meditations.

Jeffrey E Morton

That was beautiful! Where can I find the rest of these?

Abe Scorsone

im assuming it was a joke but i would actually love to hear 9 more of these. I’ve listened to this meditation so many times, it really centers me!

Jon

This is a terrific performance JPC

Sarah

Two years. This is my audio safety blanket for bedtime, please sir may we have some more?

May Ortega

WOW this was great. I hope we do end up hearing more.