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#106: Two Sentence Stories (Patreon)

Published:
2021-03-26 05:00:02
Edited:
2021-04-02 12:04:26
Imported:
2026-06
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The Clew Crew reads, critiques, and writes two sentence stories. They end up doing Simpsons impressions instead-this is a very good story ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

Comments

Colson Barnhart

Absolutely, it's the lucifarians you gotta keep an eye on. Those fools are crazy. Lucifarians believe in the very real devil. If anyone calls themselves one, turn and run.

(Pirate King) Darrin

Omg I used to live with my ex and that scene was so funny haha

Gunnar Higgins

I really hope I get to hear knife guy in this episode

Zachary Geiger

It seems to me that Liam Neeson has a very particular set of skills

Maddie

A two-line episode description. Nice.

Guy Man dude

I just turned 19 and I'm so excited to listen to this!

Michael Priestley

God, poor Erin. That made me cringe almost as badly as last week, when JPC told Erin her idea could have one round after he listed more ... Sandwiches named after presidents, I believe it was.

Joe

Erin..amazing Ralph impression Adal..fantastic Chief Wiggum Jpc.. you're my spirit animal my man 🤘

Rachel

"AYY CHIHUAHUA CHEESE!" really got me. Also I was scrolling IG while listening to the Simpsons portion (I'm sorry, probably not how you guys intended for it to be listened to) and the Marge impressions synced up perfectly with a video of a cat meowing.

Sing Happy Studio

Has anyone found where they may have posted their short stories?

Maddie

It was my birthday, too! But I turned 52 🤮 Happy birthday!

fibrefox

JPC, I will say on Satanism that I used to be involved with these guys in a band from Canada. All satanists, and at least two of them have satanic sigils tattooed on themselves. Despite this, their public facing personas show no signs of their Satanism. They are closet satanists, and their 350k fans either don't know, or weirdly pledge allegiance to the band. Fandoms are strange.

jollytheoldsaint

Two sentence stories are so much fun. "They all had their laughs making fun of Erin's sweater. Until they realized it was the only thing JP Riddles wouldn't put in his stew."

Lauren Boersma

Never seen The Simpsons. Sits patient for 15 minutes. -Did I do the 2 sentence stories right?

Kristi Howard

Just commenting on this months late to say that while cats and dogs both *would* eat their owners dead body if needing food, dogs are more likely to eat you and will do so quicker. But that's only because dogs have a stronger emotional reaction to their owner dying and the anxiety will sometimes drive them to eat their owner. Just some fun facts for anyone listening to these as late as I am!

Ellie

Modern satanists don't really "worship" satan jsyk! Try watching "Hail Satan?" on Hulu cause most satanists are just activists who protest in favor for the separation of church and state lol