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December Review Crew Poll!

  • The Knight Before Christmas (Netflix) 144
  • Love Hard (Netflix) 44
  • Holiday In the Wild (Netflix) 12
  • A California Christmas (Netflix) 11
  • FUCK.....The Princess Switch 3: Romancing the Star (Netflix) 371
  • 2021-11-30
  • —2021-12-01
  • 582 votes
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Content

It's time for another holiday movie Review Crew! JPC's birthday is this month but he hasn't insisted we do the full menu of any restaurant chain, instead it'll be a choice of bad holiday movies from Netflix!

As always, let us know in the comments if there's something you'd like to see added to a future poll and we'll do our best to work it in at some point if it's on a major streaming service!

Comments

Daniel Stewart

I have to vote for something that sounds like you don't want to do it. I'm so sorry and I think there is something wrong with me

Borus Swarnsworth

I'll tell you all now, you're gonna wish they did The Knight Before Christmas if you end up giving it a watch. Such a treasure for this specific purpose.

Caleb Stilger

I think it would be so cool if you guys could review a somewhat cult or classic album, like trout mask replica or pink moon.

Harper

I really hope we don't decide to punish you with Holiday in the Wild, which seems to be about cishet White people falling in love in Africa while keeping elephants alive.

Mads Ward

v bummed that Knight Before Christmas is gonna lose because it's a masterpiece in buckwild christmas movies.

Eli Bunke

I need to know if V-Hudge is adding a new wig to the pile and this is the ONLY way I’ll find out

Michael Ben Silva III

"A medieval English knight is magically transported to present-day America where he falls for a high school science teacher who is disillusioned by love" (played by Vanessa Hudgens). You all know in your hearts that The Knight Before Christmas is what we need right now.

survan donaldson

With the "FUCK" preface, I feel like the poll was determined before it was even posted.

Glen Moss II

You demanded bad movies, then the poll will comply

Iona

I think that given this is a noted and observable trend when it comes to these polls, on some level whichever clue crew member wrote this poll WANTS to spend 1 hour and 43 minutes watching, and an hour talking about: The Princess Switch 3: Romancing the Star

LaVidaGouda

Flashback to Princess Switch 2 episode when Erin said “Imagine my surprise and horror to see that our patrons, WHO I THOUGHT WERE MY FRIENDS, vote for this.”

Camren Bleiler

Motherfuckers could have had us all watch Klaus, but goddamn if we won’t have to look at that wet paper bag pretend to act yet again.

Andrew Blahak

They keep giving us fake polls with weighted options 😂

David Currie

A none of the above option would be lovely lol these all sound like torture. Nightmare before Christmas FTW

AJ

The Princess Switch but after you’ve eaten the entire Dunkin menu. To get the best experience possible.

Iamthesteve

I would have picked it anyway, right? I think so.

Shit stirrer

The Princess Switch 3, only because it has the worst score on Rotten Tomatoes (36%) from the selection. But if you get more time, totally watch Holiday in the Wild! (38%).

Christopher Atkinson

I’ve watched both The Knight Before Christmas and Princess Switch 3. I vote for Knight Before solely to see if you three laugh at the only part in the movie that made me laugh. It’s not very good. Not very good at all.

Iona

I had a look for but couldn't find a list of previous review crews so if any of these suggestions have been done before I think that they should get put back on the list so you have to do them again The suggestions: - Anastasia - Russian princess mystery, very relevant - supernatural season 3 episode 11 mystery spot - most relevant episode I could think of off the top of my head but there may be one in the later seasons more fitting - Jupiter ascending - because it's beautiful and you all will likely hate it - goosebumps: one day at horrorland AND goosebumps: I live in your basement - best and worst goosebumps books from this list https://hobbylark.com/fandoms/The-Top-10-Goosebumps-Books-And-Five-That-RLStine-Should-Have-Stuck-In-His-Desk-Drawer

Leah

The Princess Switch movies are a friggin’ delight. You should be so lucky as to get to watch them!

Jasmine Riach

I think we know, how this about to go

Yarrow

I adore terrible Hallmark movies but The Knight Before Christmas was in that horrible middle ground between good and so bad it's good. It was truly just boring and a slog to sit through. I wanted to turn it off.

Legotti

How would you all feel about reading a short story one month instead of reviewing a movie? Most are 3-30 pages, equally low time commitment, with a different kind of production values to gripe about!