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#142: Toys! Toys! Toys! (Patreon)

Published:
2021-12-03 07:11:12
Edited:
2022-02-18 12:57:42
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2026-06
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Ohhhh December? Oh Friday? A Friday in December? Don’t mind if we do! In honor of the holiday season, the Clew Crew talks about popular toys from every decade and does some scenes. There’s a pet rock, fighting robots, and everyone’s favorite superhero, Bathman. What was the best toy you got  growing up?

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Waywardscientist

WATER COUNTRY WATER COUNTRY WATER COUNTRYYY……..HAVE SOME SOME FUN

Waywardscientist

That’s super Mario land 2 on th gameboy, with the big pumpkin, my favorite

John Thompson

I would definitely buy a lil monkey bones action figure. Make it happen! Also, if you have a 1 syllable first name and 2 syllable middle/last name ,it's fun to replace crossfire with your name in the theme song. My friends and I used to do it all the time

Emily Poirier

Erin starting the water park jingle conversation made me immediately GASP and say aloud "water country! have some fun!" you love to see it

Belmont

I think it’s Super Mario Land 2: 6 Golden Coins. I had that game as a kid. I never beat it when I was young but a few months ago I bought a copy online so I could finish. It is a fantastic game.

Nicole Palazzo

I had a similar experience to Adal in that I would go to my hometown's KB Toys all the time and then when I was around 12 years old it suddenly shut down - except I was probably born when Adal turned 12, so my KB Toys must've done pretty well if it held out for that long!

fibrefox

In response to Erin's request for water park jingles: this place isn't a waterpark in the traditional sense, but these commercials punctuated my childhood: https://youtu.be/qXUR1gSnd7M

Borus Swarnsworth

no spoilers but scene at 24:50 is just so magnificent. thank you all. Immaculate.

Junior

Thank you for reminding me of that fairy in the fireplace video! I love that one, hahaha.

Syd

I am absolutely flabbergasted that the Lionel Coin Bank commercial wasn't noted!! The fever dream, in case anyone needs to be reminded: https://youtu.be/_oFg8LlXyp8

tenefix

I was so excited to hear the water country song I could NOT stop myself from singing along

joel

"We...don't...know what happened to Tommy?" I don't know why but JPCs delivery of this line made me actually just crack up. Merry Xmas HRR so thankful for you!

Gregory Gallagher

Just wanted to drop a note to say that after being a casual fan for ages, hearing you talk about dropping HelloFresh because of their union-busting anti-worker stance made me a die-hard and a Patreon subscriber. Thanks for not just being funny, entertaining, likeable, and charming, but also really good people with convictions that I feel good about supporting.

Jonathan Casali

Indiana Beach! The crow mascot with an inexplicable Groucho Marx shtick was IB Crow, and he has a twitter account. https://mobile.twitter.com/ibcrow Indiana also has Holiday World in Santa Claus, IN. Their big brag is free soft drinks.

jollytheoldsaint

I think whispering secrets into a stick will inadvertently send a message to Usidore.