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Sydney Heim

I’ve personally listened to this episode at least 12 times and if that doesn’t scream autism I don’t know what does

Dean Scream 717

Can we pleeeeaase get some Brians Turtles merch? I would so buy a t-shirt. (It's true)

cobbins86

Oh my gosh this episode is so funny, everyone killed it. Erin is a treasure, so many funny quotes to take from this one. I think Dusty the unfortunate mouse might be one of my favorite Erin characters ever. The way she says, “but don’t I look beautiful.” Makes me laugh so hard, I’ve replayed that part like 10 times.

Ian P.M.

This episode is so great! Here's hoping for a sequel

J

If I had a dime for everytime Erin has played "a mouse with human __"... well I'd have 2 dimes, but still weird(fun) that it's happened twice.

Andrew Wilson

Merch idea of a Brians Turtles store sign? Great episode!

Jacob Wilkinson

normal words or phrases that now make me instinctively laugh in anticipation bc of this show: "famously" "can I be honest with you?" "let's see, what else"

CrimSin

easily one of my favorite clue crew episodes! keep up the good work, you silly riddiots!

Julian Johnson

This was absolutely the best! Laughed so hard during this episode

jollytheoldsaint

"Ryan Tuddles befuddles Brians Turtles" could be a pretty good vocal warmup.

Lou

Just looking at the title my brain went “this sounds absolutely unlistenable I’m so excited”

K Lindsay

This episode felt like “what if the intro was the whole episode?” And I loved it.

PastaCortez

Can we get another appearance of Erin’s neighbor Susie ❤️

Andrew

I have no idea how to recommend this show to other people, but it’s my favorite thing to listen to every week :)

Emily Hicks

My favorite Patreon ep so far!

Colin Lester

I work in a pet store on Long Island, other than pet death this is exactly how it is

Chloe Michelle

That’s how I felt too! I forgot I was listening to a Patreon episode and thought “this is a long intro” and I love when podcasts do that haha

Daisy & Badr

I thought this was a main episode and it took an embarrassing amount of time to realize this wasn’t a super elaborate intro

DreyDiggz

I would definitely buy a Brian’s Turtles shirt!

DreyDiggz

This was excellent!

riss

I read the title quickly and my dyslexic ass thought "Brains Turtles - we are about to enter a portal of insanity".

ian young

Holy shit, this episode was a work of art.

xRenettex

I listen to this episode nearly everyday now. Erin really shined as an unfortunate mouse💖