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Well, we joked about doing it and I guess the joke is on us now. Hope everyone has a Happy New Year! Lyrics for all of you who want to sing along: Oscar Night, Rock Slap

Styles Spits on Pine’s Lap

Depp Trial, Heard Lost

Ye denies the holocaust 

Top Gun, Omicron, Shinzo Abe, Homemade Gun

Bennifer is back again, Julia Fox says Uncut Gems

Raccacoonie steals the show, tossing soup on Van Gogh

Game of Thrones, Lord of the Rings, Wednesday Adams, Stranger Things

NFT Bubble Crash, Biden and the price of gas

Morbius, Massive Flop, MCU you got to stop

Russia invades Ukraine, Lula in Brazil again

Massive Flood in Pakistan, Protesting in Iran

Argentina versus France, Beyoncé, Renaissance

Liz Truss, big disgrace, Try Guy Ned has been erased 

Andrew Tate, Pizza box, Elon Musk and Crashing stocks, 

Live Nation, Taylor Swift, White Lotus plot twist

Heidi Klum, Worm Costume, Davide and Ekin-Su

Climate change getting worse, NO LEGS IN THE METAVERSE

Some famous people passed away, Kirstie Alley, Pele

Aaron Carter, Bernard Shaw, Coolio and Ken Starr

Angela Lansbury, Gilbert Gottfried, 

Anne Heche, James Caan, Olivia Newton John

Ray Liota, Meat Loaf, Barbara Walters, Takeoff 

Gallagher, Loretta Lynn, Louie Anderson

Bob Saget and the queen, Christine McVie,

Missed a few for sure, you’re next Henry Kissinger! 

Alex Jones, Money Gone, Pelosi visits Taiwan

Geralt, Man of Steel, Henry Cavil no deal

Crypto at the Superbowl, Bankman-Fried polycule 

Severance, Dead Pope, James Webb Telescope

Avatar, FTX, Adam Levine DM sext

Roe V Wade, gone away, what else do I have to say?

Doctor Oz, Fetterman, Monkey Pox back again

Wordle, Elden Ring, Olympics in Beijing 

Blake Masters, Peter Thiel, Herschel Walker, Stop the Steal

Chapek out and Iger in, Zelensky on Letterman

Ai, Dall-e, Leah Michelle Can’t Read

Jinx Monsoon, Rise of Gru, Trump Raid, Netanyahu

Congress breaks the railway strike, Starbucks getting unionized

Money don’t jiggle it folds,  I can't take it anymore

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Raysofmarie

I like how he just lets the chorus play

Kalli

THIS AMAZING

Jane Shedden

Yes I would love one every year

Buggaboo

It felt like a simulation yesterday, listening to this song about three hours before I heard the news about Kissinger. Felt like one of those moments I should buy a lotto ticket.

Xan

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

Goob Zone

I can't confirm this at all because I'm not going to look through it, but gotta be the most like post on Patreon!

Orbit

Absolutely phenomenal job of getting so many references in!

Brittany Shafis

JPC you outdid yourself! You even included a Midwest goodbye 🥲

Monet

Impeccable 👏🏽👏🏽 I look forward to next year’s recap!

Don S

Awesome. So awesome.

Tune Sojobi

Reading all the people who passed away actually made me sad 😅😂😅

Matthew Beckers

Amazing, looking forward to next year's recap!

Emily P

This is somehow so much better than the already high expectations I had for this

Jeff Carbine

My new year is beginning in the best way possible

Jennifer Grote

Damn, you really did it. Thank you so much

CAMERON KOESTER

The is the best gift I didn't know I needed

Not a Cat

👏👏👏👏

Connor

I was hoping for a New Year’s miracle and by golly you delivered XD

Brian

Incredible. Well done 👏👏

Rose Elle

fuck. yes. looking forward to another year of *waves hands* all of this

riss

JPC is a gift to humanity

Melody Burgmann

I absolutely thought the track was going to be instrumental but JPC made it the best moment of 2023 for me.

Joseph Slaven

Changing the lyrics to a well known song? What you’re doing is confusing, and evil!

David

This is better than it has any right to be 👍

Tilda!

Oh JPC. You are a delight. What else do I have to say??!

Nicole Prochelo

I can't believe you did! You crazy son of a B ! Fantastic, 10/10 ! Happy New Year!

Say it

Loved it

resnet

I died

Mingwei Jen

The Taiwan Love!😂😂

Sarah

Y’all are too good to us. What a treat! 🤣

Daniel Yuan

Happy New Year JPC and HRR! Of course I'll be expecting Erin or Adal to sing this next year, no need to force yourself, JPC!

Wilson Nester

Please have JPC start even lower next time

Meggo

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Max Mayhew

JPC is a gift from cthulu that keeps on giving. Thank you for everything you do

Max Mayhew

I'm just glad it wasn't read out in the name that tune voice

jollytheoldsaint

What a gift. Now we all we need is a full version of Merry Super Christmas. And maybe a full album of Erin mumble-singing carols.

drew tenenbaum

Although the display name of each episode's downloadable file is updated in each post, the actual downloaded file for most of them is "1.mp3" which makes keeping track of listened episodes a bit difficult 😅

Tessa H.

'Lea Michele can't read' made me scream laugh

Corey Simans

I wasn't paying attention and thought this was a full episode. I was like wow they put a lot of effort into this intro song 😂

Abi Fit

Sorry JPC, but you have made a great song that perfectly encapsulated 2022, and I think we will all agree that this will have to be done for all years following 😁

Katie Haught

omg please release this to public as a track this will go on my daily playlist and i will share it with everyone. i will single handledly make sure it goes viral if i have to

will s

Amazing