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Comment ‘Shop 31 & 32 Prompt! (Patreon)

Published:
2024-12-17 17:18:31
Imported:
2026-06

Content

We’re doubling up again ahead of the holidays! Do your worst.

Comments

Nibblonians

Scientology elf on a shelf

J Jedi Jameson

The League of Extraordinary Astrogoblins.

dangxious

Edward Yaoihands

Johnald90

Patrick, but just like the best picture of Patrick ever.

Brian

Santa blasts his sleigh through a liquor store while trying to beat the shots home

Toronto Gosh

Indiana Jones holding Sexy Bionicles, “This belongs in a museum!”

LeKa

Poorly taxidermied Aslan

stushow

Sebulba starts a MLM scam

Bread Sweeney

Patrick caught stealing pig organs again

LLPaulJay

Immortan Joe Biden pardons Hunter Scrotus

Leebos

Live nativity scene with Patrick playing each role

bobloblaw_rms

North Dakota Gurlz/ Lucky Charms Leprechaun Irish Wake

Jay Deines

Astrogoblin sacrificing The Beaver to the Elder Gods

NRay7882

Optimus prime transforms his jawline with years of jelqing

melifiknow

Rankin Bass classic, the island of misfit boys

DrHankVenture

Cenobites convince Padme to wear the hottest dress she owns to test Anakin’s resolve during NNN

Jay Deines

Christmas with the kranked hogs

Free Will

General Jar Jar Binks sending drones to New Jersey from his Iranian Mothership

Honey-Boo-Boo

God smiting Onan for pulling out [Genesis 38:9-10]. Koba is there.

SteamedJams

Paw Patrol police brutality (they mauled Garfield)

GoodPostReilly

Shelley Duvall’s Pro Skater for PS1

Iris

Jacob as autism prime with his new temu digs

Tariq Moustapha

Amelia Earhart in the Empire of the Coconut Crabs.

Juan A.

Female Body Inspector Gadget

liam

Patrick discovers the reason for the season (ball torture)

lilcczar

Steve Harvey Presents: Faces of Death

Kickflipoff

Sarlacc penis pump. Oh no

Dean U

Due to a reindeer shortage Santa’s sleigh will be powered by 2 of the sexy leg lamps from a Christmas story.

Nat Schwarz

A Hubbard in the Cubbard, if you will

NickIsRadford

Patrick Claws delivers Christmas joy to the naughty goblins

Conor

New jersey drone swarm

Chicofriend

A straight train enthusiast (IMPOSSIBLE)

NukeWarm

Confederate General Robert E. Bruce Lee

Adriano Bacuita

The hamburgler but his mask is those underwear with the "nose" hole

Mentally Chill 9000

Greedy Australian Possum minister verses Pussy boi American President Cunny never had a chance 20-1 on Aussie possum. Merry Christmas you Blue milk drinking beauties.

NukeWarm

Can God just be the emperor using his force lightning powers to smite Onan

Aksel Lessum

Chris Angel’s in the Outfield

Drew Wagner

Indiana Jones and the Lion King and I, Robot

Iris

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Bread Sweeney

Add for Patrick’s security services and special skills, now that CEOs need professional protection.

Chris

Saint Nicholas Cage in the role of a lifetime

Zen Window

raccoon santa with an overflowing sack full of trash for all the good little opossums the naughty crow gets coal

Fun!

An "Oops! All Augustus!" Wonka bar.

heartajack

Dom RFK and sub elon

Zen Window

raccoon mrs claus absolutely throwing ass at the elf strip club while raccoon santa is working his one night of the year

Camille Langlinais

Santa but he just found out he was cancelled by the woke left

Baron Sogz

The sequel to Red One, Red One Two

WalkingMirror

Dale Kojima and his lovely Service Top

an0rpm

santa claus on a hustle & grindset podcast

Ethan

Hog yaoi

Matt

Non Euclidean Jeremy Fragrance

slashx00

"you have been accepted to woke forest university"

Megan G

Frog Yaoi Hands

Chad Kroeger

Patrick is stuck in a car with the windows up and no aircon on a really hot day

Kyle Koehler

Patrick kind of looks like the evil magician from frosty the snowman. Maybe you could do something with that

Dustin Willis

Ted, the I.T. Frog with schizophrenia.

Jaybug

Charlotte as an elf on a shelf observing Jacob and Patrick

Fun!

Santa teaches you how to really eat a peach. Not just consume it.

Gollum Juice

Christmas Family reunion at the Skarsgard house

Hauntlink

Kawaii Jon Voight and stellan skarsgård as best friends

Nick Barnes

POV: you are Liam Neeson’s pee stain

Gerbert

encountering the twink elf from rudolph the red nosed reindeer in the walgreens pharmacy line

Hankenstein

Santa's Nefarious Methods for staying awake on Christmas eve

Tim Liggett

Charlie Wax is sent to assassinate Senator Padme Amidala

foolishjules

Raab Zombie Himself (bringing us some ciggy pudding?)

Asdfbox

Patrick revisits his time working on The Wild Thornberrys.

Cash_Bone

naughty step-santa got stuck in the chimney

Haunted Picnic

Jon voight caught on a Walmart employe's body camera stealing items for his next role

bozzwick

Patrick as a disgruntled Santa with Jacob and Charlotte on his lap asking for presents. I have concluded doing this prompt all throughout December! The Temu video was kind of like that, but I’m a man of my word! 🧐

Rullagan

The wreck of the Ellen DeGeneres

Meatshelly

Swedish Chef Bukkake (safe for work)

Erynsaurus

Christopher Lee Harvey Oswald

cptvictor

The Beaver whispering in Watto's ear

Fuzzynubz

A bro guy who keeps saying "cash money" about everything

Mr. Nobody

John Cena being completely overwhelmed by trying to learn Dungeons and Dragons

Dobozer420

Dream gas huffing rotation

Kyall

Stardew Valley if it was made by Ted Kazcynski

Zhukov

Max Rebo band going down with the Titanic

Juuso E Salin

That little troll creature with the big nose from Berserk celebrating the holidays

VagaBocchi

What a man does aganst such reckless hate

Powersfrombeyond

Temu Jon Voight and Amazon Prime Angelina Jolie

NPM

The New Jersey “Drone” Devil plus a little itty bit of ball torture

SpaceCat

Founding Fathers Hunger Games

Driftless

Elephant Army sacks the Vatican

Powersfrombeyond

The Sopranos + George Lucas investigate the New Jersey drone sightings.

TCKingCeryn

Patrick but REALLY wide.

oldleech

O. Henry's Gift of the Magi only the presents are that hideous head hat and Mike Tyson mask off of Temu.

Dannie S

Gordon Lightfoot singing The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald on the Edmund Fitzgerald as it goes down, similar to how the band on the Titanic continues to play as it sinks.

Skuggles

Salzige Claus

Baron Sogz

Austin Powers, his teeth jacked up

JFactor

Long Dong Silver (the restaurant)

Tomfoolery

Maybe just chuck a little holiday goblin in there as a little treat somewhere

Toronto Gosh

Having a Holly Hoojib Life Day

oldleech

Christmas Story Ralphie using his air rifle for the first time and accidentally taking out another ceo.

oldleech

Man, too soon - Punisher should still be running on netflix.

goooooooooob

A butt but the cheeks are both just Joe Rogan's head

goooooooooob

Wait make one the rock and the other Joe Rogan