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Comment ‘Shop is back! (Patreon)

Published:
2025-01-14 03:34:04
Imported:
2026-06

Content

Give us a prompt, please! It’s been so long and we hunger for prompts…

Comments

Jeremy Allen Fart

Newlywed Jacob stuck in the dryer gets caught by his frisky step Salzige

Maxwell

Mr Rogers confronts the Kool Aid Man on his problematic behavior

liam

Jacob wept, for there were no more Sopranos clips left to watch

Kyall

GG Allin Rickman

Meatshelly

St Francis of the Cici's

slashx00

gmork dating app profile

Alfy Red

Hillary Rodman Clinton.

Chicofriend

Chewbacca biker gang (colorized)

an0rpm

chinese spy x american tiktoker communism poster

Jay Deines

The skarsgards crowdkilling the culkins

heartajack

What does Salzige sacrifice?

Kickflipoff

Stephen King of the Hill huffing propane. Oh no

oldleech

The Goonies' goon cave.

NRay7882

Subway's Jared starts a prison podcast

Driftless

an Elephant army sacks the Vatican

stushow

Fueled by Soil

NukeWarm

If Adam Driver replaced Ryan Gosling in every role he has played

Oilspill404

Astrogoblin returns to find the comment shop infested with rats

Leebos

An even hornier Nosforatu Moustache

Josh

1000% aura Ralph Cifaretto in the NBA

Carl Weezer

Walker Pelosi mecha vs Wheelchair Mitch McConnel Kaiju

Iris

The Icelandic licorice spawn jacob accidentally brought home

John

Another biopic that should be "Better Man"-ed aka replace them with Robbie Williams as a monkey. And it must be the Robbie Williams CG ape.

Sean Banne

The secret CBT dungeon Jacob hides behind the gundam wall

alex

1700 W 78th St, Richfield, MN 55423, United States

Tank3875

A world without TikTok

Barfait 🧋

biblically accurate jennifer coolidge

pfausto

Mark doing the zucc on tiktok's userbase

Luke Vigil

Nightmare Mustache- less Patrick doing the Predator handshake with Salzige

Luke Vigil

Or adult white Grinch instead of patrick. Dealers choice

Leebos

Cognitive Behavioral Therapy dungeon

Kaiser Ryu

Babe! I told you to hold the phone not the moan!

Flammabell

biblically accurate aslan

Lydsy

Astrogoblin Best of 2024 (ᵇᵃˡˡ ᵗᵒʳᵗᵘʳᵉ)

Drew Wagner

Han Solo saying “that” to a concierge of a Kanjiklub Med

Paul Sharke

Pure and radiant, he wields love to shrive clean the feet of men

bozzwick

The Astro Goblin (do they have a name?) shooting first.

Erynsaurus

Confident Hulud asks you out for dinner and dancing.

Blake Spears

The Final Squirtening (my unfinished Mission Impossible manuscript)

Mentally Chill 9000

Mr Bean army takes on the capitalist beast with nothing but his socks and a shit eating grin

PumaHands

Captain Tarpals shock collar

Callie

jacob fleeing the great los angeles fire with his precious gundam collection

Mike Rapin

The Beatles but they're just British beetles

Megan G

Law and Order: Clams

Rullagan

Clifford the Dog ripping cigs and working construction

Colin Sharpe

Immortan Joe’s War Rig with a full force of half-life soyboys

VagaBocchi

Finally, a good fucking prompt

Hauntlink

Richard Kind: Chimp Crazy

Karaoke Skeleton

Salziege on a rampage through Pahrump New Mexico

LeKa

US Forest Service guide to partially or totally obliterating a hog with explosives (artist's impression)

theedgeinshow

Creed performing at Harry Caray's presidential inauguration

Claire Myers

Internet Café for Victorian orphans

scott Lamont

H.R Pufnstuf puffing stuff (weed)

Fun!

Ad for new version of masculinity: Dandy, Victorian boy. Top hat. Big bow tie. All the bells and whistles. Stupid short. Tagline: Mommy, I spilled me lemon drink!

Haunted Picnic

Ready Player One if it was filmed now (and in 2 parts)

Cash_Bone

"Mr. Gorbachev, tear up this hole!"

oldleech

Perhaps said candle set up at a roadside memorial shrine?

Mr penis

all thirteen yule lads bursting forth from a mans birthing hole

Siôn Williamson

Jacob being sent to Iceland on a mission to convert the place to the 51st state 🇱🇷

Loxi

Hog Road Truckers

Donald Mahanahan

Carrie Underwood performing at the ribbon cutting ceremony of the underwater metropolis, Rapture

JFactor

Saruman emerges from his tower to address his army (the Woke Mob)

Gollum Juice

Salziga New Years Resolutions

Annabelle W-T

what Patrick is actually seeing when he uses a computer

Baron Sogz

I don't have a good suggestion this week but I watch these with my wife and she always looks for my comments and judges me. Hi Monica!

Matt Boje

Jar jar crashes Jacobs wedding while a bunch of gundams and cade 6 look on

The Log

Bam organa

Johnald90

Salzige becoming an Icelandic volcano

Brovius

Cayde-Herringe family reunion (both sides)

Bread Sweeney

Cock and ball therapy and healing

Mentally Chill 9000

Sleeping pills and a night cap had me speaking forgotten languages, not getting those brain cells back

Wadachip

Patrick with his pet Babirusas at the GameStop’s Switch 2 midnight release

Zeigeis

Somehow, Comment shop returned

jraluark

Patrick pacifying the "woke mob" with his version of logic and reason

Frank Olson

Count Orlok on love it or list it

Aididas

Timothée Chalamet Animorph into a Beyblade

digitalnothing

This is probably too heavy for a comment shop comment, and I doubt any of you will read it at all, but I want to thank Astrogoblin for helping me through a very difficult time right now. My mom passed away unexpectedly this week, she was only 61. I've lost the joy I once found in the TV shows I would watch with her, or the punk songs I'd force her to listen to in the car that she'd end up singing along with lol. She was my best friend and even though right now I'm crying while typing this out, I'll soon be laughing until my stomach hurts thanks to one of your videos. Thank you.

Aodhán

Please include Lau, the mob accountant from the Dark Knight in whatever you do.

Jordan Moses

Jacob's Great Gundam Wall of China

nwh

The hidden treasures of Jacob's Gundam Wall (like an easter egg Where's Waldo)

nwh

"This is fine"-meme LA fires edition

oldleech

A bit late this time, but please continue punning on Police albums with future entries.