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Nibblonians

Elon Musk getting punched by Captain America

stushow

The 3 Ninjas movie goes woke

slashx00

godforeskin apostle

Jay Deines

Under the Tuscan raider sun

Mike Rapin

(Baskin) Tony Robbins lost in the mall from Better Call Saul

Chad Kroeger

John Leguizamo is really cold :(

CrazyFireFerret and Lizzylar

Castlevania's Dracula getting really into Limp Bizkit before his final canonical death in 1999.

Madeline Alright

The average Astrogoblin fan (A Patrick photoshop)

dangxious

Klingon Incubus tribute band

LLPaulJay

Big Hoss and Chum Lee buy Smee from Watto

jstowe18

Care Bear Rapture

Brian

JD Vance taping a drawing of his couch over his wife’s portrait

NRay7882

Gooners never say done

Hauntlink

Prime alcohol smoking circle w/ don vito and Phil

Michael Eisen

World's last hope, Mr. Hippopotamus, picked to pilot Gundam Epyon

Fuzzynubz

Stephen King's spooky colostomy bag.

Blake Spears

Good news! They already do this one every Monday and Friday for us.

JeffreysAboy

Sailor Scouts but they're super ripped like the power team

Free Will

The Statue of Liberty, as a juggalo, sobbing uncontrollably

SteamedJams

Wet Hot North Korean Summer

Rullagan

Virgin Airlines post coitus

J Jedi Jameson

Patrick's latest get rich quick scheme.

Sean Banne

Scientist Charlotte growing a new Jacob and Patrick on a rat's back

Chicofriend

Hoopa “Chewbacca” Stank, M.D.

tigerhawk66

Gritty speed dates other mascots.

LeKa

Mark Wahlberg prevents the Dave Matthews Band tour bus incident

Haunted Picnic

"Love should be multiplied, not divided" the sister wives of Astrogoblin

NRay7882

Live action woke smurfs movie poster

Haste

A horse with a human job

Region_Locked

Ray Romano hunting the cast of Fraiser

Adriano Bacuita

Patrick breaking into Jacob's office to get "some stuff he needs"

CeeBass

Mike Lindell “getting the things he needs” at the inauguration

JFactor

Davos Convention (Weird Rural Pennsylvania version)

Jadzia Deez

No one is more powerful than Mr. Peanut

GoodPostReilly

Faramir, Captain of Gondor, shows quality air at the Winter X Games

Winther

Scott Stapp makes an Oscar bait movie

John

Flight Risk's Mark Wahlberg (as "Jim Flightrisk") just heading up to the second floor of an unsuspecting Salzige (but he is aware)

Wakman145

Alex Jones after autoerotic asphyxiation

Clickery21

Smoking salted licorice

Nat Schwarz

“We’re gonna make Phill a man in the eyes of The Lord”

Mr. Habato

An AirB&E listing photo catching Bam and Ryan in the act

Lerad

Jacksaw (Saw / Jackass crossover)

Alfy Red

Trumps golden showers save California.

Iris

Patrick the white returns to us at the turn of the tide (he smote the remains of a balrog and got the stuff he needs)

TCKingCeryn

Big Bald Naturals (open to interpretation)

liam

big hole

Bryan Weiss

Wesley Crusher gets splinched in a transporter accident and the crew feels net neutral about it

Samned in DC

Live from Washington, DC: The 2025 Presidential Inazgûluration

Leebos

The pantheon of Astrogoblin guys come looking for the stuff

NukeWarm

Mr. Burnie Burns (co-founder of rooster teeth and Simpsons character)

Baron Sogz

Weekend at Ryan Dunn's (Weekend at Burnie's if it wasn't clear)

Dean U

Ben sisko sparking up a cig rounding the bases after sending a baseball into orbit.

Fun!

Recreate Paul Walker/Vin Diesel "See you Again" moment with Ryan Dunn and that little car he put up his butt.

Jeremy Allen Fart

Huge hairy cans (that some would consider to be unnatural)

Zen Window

Steve-Opossum and Chris "Trash" Pandius filming an episode of Wildcritterz at the US Capitol on 1/6/2021.

Drew Wagner

Jackass but for the Lord!

Zhukov

"Me and Don Vito are going to assassinate the Archduke of Austria"

Kyall

Nosfera2 Fast 2 Furious

Hankenstein

Kirisuto no junan 2: Ma Kirisuto (Christ Passion 2: Shin Christ (Anime (sub)))

Rolling614

John Fetterman meme coin

bobloblaw_rms

The Siege of Jamestown, ND feat. the world's largest bison

Donald Mahanahan

Dr. Dolittle's first press conference as Trump's chief medical advisor

Lydsy

"We sent Phil to Mordor with the Fellowship"

Chelsea D'Amore

Snoopy & Woodstock make soup together, but something goes horribly wrong

Nick Martinez

The many salutes of Elon with Paddington

Lord of Skunks

Elon Musk fondling Paul Bunyan's blue ox's balls.

Erynsaurus

Biblically Accurate Fuck Machine

nwh

Goon Messiah! Wait I thought Arrakis was supposed to be a dry wasteland?!

alex

Scott Pilgrim vs the Iraqi weapons of mass destruction circa 2002

Maxwell

CoD montage thumbnail: dick Cheneys greatest hits

Fox Burden

Eddie Valiant & Roger Rabbit walk into GoonTown

Dr. Deagle

People staring blankly at [insert other prompt] in the sky

jesse gax

George Lucas watching from the closet

PumaHands

Galactic senate approved TikTok ban blocked by Sheev

Tyler Wilkins

Air Bud but he’s just like a regular guy

Quicksandbuddy

AstroGoblin's very own Eraserhead baby

Mr penis

Sludge and or goo

David Jones

The Beaver tells a content creator to jack off at work and then get catfished.

Wadachip

Patrick riding his Babirusa to work

Lucas Wilson

Blue Chew Butterbean vs Ozempic Preston Lacy

Fredducky

Hardee’s logo emotionally devastated

Bread Sweeney

Big brown barrel of Biden’s best boys

oldleech

David Lynch and Jimmy Carter bonding in the afterlife - possibly while riding penny farthings.

Kickflipoff

What IS in’s the Astrogoblin discount pharmacy?

theedgeinshow

Harry Caray ripping cigs and guitar solos

Mentally Chill 9000

Astrogobblers cut ties and start a maidcore band in Latvia

goooooooooob

Luthen the ketamine ghoul drinking steel reserve for a sunrise he'll never get to see

Pighokey

'It's only fascism if it comes from southern Italy; otherwise, it's just sparkling capitalism'

Loxi

Bill Skarsgard as the Ketamine Ghoul

Toronto Gosh

Jessie Ventura smoking the finest Minesotan tequila