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Comment ‘Shop 35 Prompt (Patreon)

Published:
2025-01-28 05:19:10
Edited:
2025-01-28 05:19:28
Imported:
2026-06

Content

We’ve got a nice blank canvas but no paint! Might we have some of yours?

Comments

Maxwell

Shrek Durst

Nibblonians

Harrison Butker's leg detaching while kicking a field goal like Anton Lubchenko from The Simpsons

Kyall

Paulie Walnuts if he served cunt

Nue

Big money dick in the sky

Drew Wagner

Christopher and Paulie getting the stuff they need off Temu

an0rpm

nosferatwunk

Sam Collins

Super Bowl Champs the Phil Margeradelphia Eagles

MrCmh

Patrick's favorite movie but make the actors Minion-ized. Also, Pinhead is in it.

Lydsy

"Fetter Man" (Robbie Williams portrayed by a democrat)

Andy Ley

Sebulba at the boonta eve classic with Russell Crowe’s face and a nice set of yams

CeeBass

Vader re-gifts taxidermied Watto.

Zen Window

opossum poundstone performing a one act live stage performance of raccoon ellisons i have a giant mouth and im constantly screaming to a tragically empty theater

Barfait 🧋

Supreme Leader Snokes on a Plane

BoromirDies

The new Expendables movie starring Mel Gibson, Jon Voight, Dr Phil, the snake from Anaconda (Italian stallions hog of course). Starring the main villain 100 year old Jimmy Carter

Ryogathelost

Can you do something with the Robbie Williams monkey movie? Do it for James - he won't shut the fuck up about it. He would want you to somehow incorporate the Rizzler, AJ and Big Justice, and Momma Justice - whoever the fuck those people are.

LeKa

Hannibal CGI deer having a pint and a cig at the Backshots Bar and Grill

goooooooooob

Leuthen the ketamine ghoul giving oreos from the hole in a ford pinto drinking steel reserve

Hankenstein

Fantastic Four: Rise of Slylvlerslrerter

goooooooooob

"I drink steel reserve for a sunrise i'll NEVER get to see"

CasinoSkunk Secret Society

Phantom Menace Pepsi Vending machine Gundam fighting “The Oracle” from The Rise of Skywalker deleted scene.

Flammabell

big medium and small pussy enjoy some gabagool

Donald Mahanahan

"Watto? My goodness you've grown -- more beautiful, I mean."

Forrerrist

sly stallone as flower covered gundam qan[t] from the end of gundam 00

Quicksandbuddy

That licorice you like is going to come back in style

Adriano Bacuita

Astro goblins, the band, performing on a sinking ship

goodbye Tarfful

Society if Artax didn't die in never ending story

Erynsaurus

Battle for Manhattan: Jason vs The Muppets

Shotgunbadger

The Stuff I Need, but kept just out of reach

Fredducky

The sheer physical and romantic attraction between Dale Earnhardt and the turn 4 wall of Daytona International Speedway.

rahjahknows

The typical AstroGoblin fan

Ethan

Oh, Vinny the Pooh

NRay7882

Lactose intolerant cheese eating world champion 🏆

Callie

i was gonna try and come up with something but instead i am going to use my one submission to +1 this. do it for james.

PumaHands

Magneto but he controls insulation

Joseph Blownapart

Anime Tony Soprano staring down Anime Hank Hill or failing that Kiryu Kazuma from the Yakuza games

goooooooooob

OK KALE. SHOW THEM THE BONER

alex

Mark Wahlberg if he was actually on the plane

Failstate

Baby Geniuses 3, directed by Francis Ford Coppola

scott Lamont

Big bird Bonpensiero "not in the face ok"

Kevin Lewis

What was actually in diddys mansion (Allegedly) , you know now since fires stopped all that.

Mentally Chill 9000

Harland Williams takes on the Faze clan fuckboys with nothing more than a bottle of "water"

Siôn Williamson

Qui Gon and Obi Wan are sent to see how the Greenland negotiations are going

oldleech

Italian Stallion Stallone as a centaur, and also he's ridiculously naked.

Hog

Muppet January 6th

oldleech

I am the Salzige, and I sound like this: salt salt salt salt salt.

David Jones

Don Vito senate confirmation hearing

Hidetaka Miyazaki turned my toilet into a poison swamp

2 Donald Trumps, one of which is climbing a nude Italian stallion, who has Mel Gibson’s face on his crotch. Jon Voight’s 2 disembodied heads leering from the right and a Jafar Funko pop holding a T-Posing Jafar genie dominating the left. Maybe spice it up with a colorful background.

Zexyshamen

Our hollywood ambassadors forming one kiaju

bozzwick

Elon Musk and Adolf “high fiving” each other as they Eiffel Tower Trump. A “Trump tower” if you will

Beans

Sailor Dune

stushow

Brother ticklers

Rullagan

John Wilkes Booth assassinating A. Lincoln Continental

Haste

Kermit drunk in the eastern bloc

Gene Shaughts

Cig Talk Presents: Paul Mall Simon and Dart Garfunkel

Brian

Hi, I’m Pee-wee Herman, and this is jackass

Iris

"We made Phil strangle Déagol for the ring"

Pighokey

Paulie Gualtieri smuggling a truckload of Jar Jar lollipops.

Daniel Brown

Something anti-authoritarian. maybe the Antifa Frozen Yogurt shop

Nick Martinez

John carpenters the muppets take manhattan

slashx00

four horseman of the ad-pocalypse

Leebos

Philadelphia Eagles take Charlotte as their Goomar

foolishjules

cardassions in bajor? no. kardashians in barad-dur.

Bread Sweeney

Charlotte raking in a fresh harvest from her body farm

Gollum Juice

The Oscars hosted by this years Monsters

grungaloo

Twink Hall of Fame

Lofty Nights

Sunta Su & The Ghosts of Tasushima with Paulie Wallnuts and Asian Hugo Weaving.

NukeWarm

What it feels like to explain why bloodborne is the superior souls experience

Fox Burden

Roger Rabbit & Eddie Valiant walk into GoonTown

liam

Charlotte, play the Hannibal otrtolan song bird clip

Leebos

Tony mezzo-soprano

Megan G

Samoa Joe runs for office

HenryM

Today me and wee man are gonna start the second american revolution

Toronto Gosh

The Great Khan enjoying a delightful twinkie-weiner sandwhich, he is truly happy

Matthew

RFK’s patronus. Probably a headless whale or bear or a brain worm. What a fucking lunatic

Lord of Skunks

The Hollywood Ambassador Barbershop Quartet (its all John Voight)

Sundaybest

Collectible Astrogoblin ™ Patrick Action Figure. With new “Slack-jawed Stare” action.

Brandon

With Melania as Judge Doom, and she “talks just LIKE THIS!”

flyinpotatoes

who would president trump pick to be the youtube ambassadors

Heaps Biggly

Brian Posehn drives a car made of bugs

theedgeinshow

The ghost of Harry Caray ripping cigs while arm wrestling the undead corpse of Jon Voight

Rybar

Sly Stallone in Tulpa King

Zeigeis

RFK doing one of those tiktoks that's obviously just someone slightly disguising a thirst trap

Zero Cham

The boba speeder bike gang but its Stallone, Gibson, and that baby genius guy

Whalebone Jack

Sylvester Stallone in the State Book Depository and Mel Gibson on the grassy knoll

Russell Richardson

Just a group of friends having a good time, and nothing goes wrong ever. But one is trying to hide their dirty shart butt. So stinky.

Rolling614

The Call of the Wildboyz

Kickflipoff

Woah! Dobbby the house elf wants to have a Percocet and cigarette smoking competition.

Daniel Felesina

The Flight Risk poster but add in Mel Gibson and make sure Mark Walhberg’s bald spot is visible please ❤️