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Comment ‘Shop 37 Prompt (Patreon)

Published:
2025-02-11 14:00:17
Imported:
2026-06

Content

Spill forth your finest prompts, still warm and dripping with fat.

Comments

Leebos

Patrick creates an "Infinite Jest" cartridge to entertain Charlotte and Jacob to death

heartajack

Constable Jacob investigates Jan 6th

Sean Banne

Charlotte draw a Dale-Penis fanart

slashx00

"a look into the dark and twisted mind of patrick brown" - by patrick brown, 2025

Brian

Holy shit! Ryan Dunn and Paul Walker are drag racing for charity

NukeWarm

General Robert E. Bruce Lee

slashx00

(pls let him do the photoshop)

Fish Guy

Shmi Hulud (the Fremen sold her)

Denis McGuire

yeet man in the ring with gooner

Baron Sogz

Shitting Elvis carried to Valhalla

Rullagan

LGBT Let's Go Birds Truckasaurus

SteamedJams

Leprecoin - The only meme coin officially endorsed by Leprechauns

GoodPostReilly

East Coast Prime, the ultimate East Coast being.

Nathaniel Dixon

Cannibalism and survival on the MINIONette.

PrinceRobot

Tom Hanks using a Life Straw to snort cocaine

Free Will

Cross Angel, Fashion Consultant

nellyfrommovies

Mike Patton of Faith No More at the Universal Epic Universe park

Buttchug

Patrick x Vincent D'onofrio water birth (but the water is piss)

Max Hart

Jar Jar escaping the the Gulag

Hog

Centrist coward Elmo

MrCmh

The Astrogoblin gang working at a Baja Fresh. Jon Voight is the Manager and the customers are various people from astrogoblin history. (Cue the Bam Margera impressions)

Samned in DC

Sloth joins the Mafia: HEY GOOMAAA

Aksel Lessum

Watto at the nurnburg trials

alex

Hugh Jackman and the robot from Real Steel (2011) are in a public and poly relationship with Chappie from Chappie (2015)

Bailey Yeager

Patrick "Bitch Boy" Brown sailing as a Pirate of the Gulf of America (He has Scurvy)

stushow

Mustache Massacre

Nat Schwarz

It’s Midsommar, Charlie Brown!

liam

David’s Muzzle Puzzle

mitchshow

Buen Penis, the Don of the Portuguese mafia

Madeline Alright

Beansie and Beans (Even Stevens) beat each with rocks

Jamie Clarkson

Tim Curry has escaped and is wreaking havoc at the pool

Brendon Abbl

They did it! The Globetrotters won the Super Bowl!

John

Backdraft 3: The Search for Curly’s Gold. Which is seed not gold please stop confusing it.

The5StarMan

Dale Earnhardt's Pod Racer

Glup Shiddo

Tony Shaloub starring as B’omarr Monk

CeeBass

Flesh bucket hat vs flesh cowboy hat jihad

Just Joe

Valentine's Day with RFK

dangxious

Sailor Jerry (Seinfeld)

Lydsy

OmeletteSavoury political takeover of Astrogoblin

Cosmic Dread

The 2025 Defenestration of Hollywood

picklepete

Dipping dots, equistrian crimes, and dollar store pickle brines

Bryan Weiss

Tom Brady’s husk upon the golden throne

Kai Pierce

DMV ran by Jawas and Tuskan raiders

Clickery21

Hey Charlotte can you add lego batman please

Paul Sharke

Die Hard: Two Deep, Two Greedily

Mike Rapin

Dennis the Menace in Venice Beach (a five year old befriending beach bums)

Region_Locked

will and Grace final episode inspired by heavens Gate

NRay7882

God dammit, Sydney Sweeny shit in the bed again.

an0rpm

big ratuals

Gollum Juice

Presented by Goop: Evangelion Lego Sets

Lou

Pineapple upside down cake farts

Max Hart

the way this just rolls of the tongue 🥵💅

Horsey Chobunso

Rimsky-Korsakov's Prolapse of the Nobles

Max Hart

Gorbachev Gets Gangrene

Max Hart

sorry, had to double dip the comment shop

Dustin Willis

Two cats fighting in an alley over territory dominance but one of them lack object permanency.

Drew Wagner

Charlotte pulling an Air Bud and saving the 76ers season

tigerhawk66

Jehovahs witnesses and Mormon missionaries fight to convert Patrick

Ratking

The AngelllBoys showing off their Birkin bags at a Boonta Eve Classic

foolishjules

Charlotte Apiary (charlotte full of birds)

Iris

Limp wicket

Fun!

Scooby finds out that dog years don't count when it comes to the online distribution of pornography.

cptvictor

Partick Tarvolta's buen penis

Garry

AlaBAMa Margera Rush season

HeyJoshRob

Gul Dukat and Paulie Walnuts vs Badlandschugs in a lemonade drinking competition.

Step

Marlboro Mech vs GodJUULlla

Banging! In The Laundry Room (stepbro)

Patrick and Jacob as Fodesinbeede Annodue announcing Charlotte's bumblefuck victory in the fight pits, brought to you by Totino's Pizza Rolls

Blake Spears

To the tune of All Star: Somebody's got aids!

PumaHands

Backdraft X Backshots collab

Erynsaurus

Battle for Manhattan: The Muppets vs Jason

Lerad

Love me some Neil Cicierega

Siôn Williamson

Lt Barclay mounts me Riker style in Holodeck 3

RJ

Keeping up with the Cardassians

Lerad

"i gotsta carry that cross all the way up that fuckin hill? Fuck you."

David Jones

Odo confiscating Nog’s nitrous cracker

Haste

Skeeter Valentine getting arrested for a DUI

Tariq Moustapha

An aviary is for birds. An apiary is for bees. Appropriate, since Charlotte is the queen of bees!

Daniel Felesina

Santemu’s mortal nemesis: the Eastemu Bunny

Spurious Machinery

White Grinch vs Bleached Minch: The Beach Beef Battle

Daniel Felesina

Valerian and the City of 1000 Kevin Spaceys and they’re all singing Beyond the Sea

Scott Fado-Bristow

Tony Soprano lines up in front of Walmart for Spore Hero's launch

zaddy.milkerz

Thrawn mulling over the cultural and thus strategic implications of Backdraft

TempusRimeblood

Grindr on Naboo: Searching for Jar Jar Twinks

Lerad

Backdraft Kings: betting on house fires

Johnald90

Jean Reno in Reno wearing jeans that say Reno

Ethan

Gungan Gundam

Terence Wiggins

John Voit (John Voight except he's a collection sports balls)

Ethan

Fighter of the Matt NightMan

ChancellorWizard

Bib Fortuna but his head schlong thingy wraps around the children from Star Wars Skeleton Crew

Richard Jeter

The destruction of Alderaan hurtling a tiny Will Sasso into space

Halite

Ryan Hailey-Welch

Andrew J Burleson

The Boys (patrick and his homunculus) Are Back in Town!

Iris

I unironically have no idea who that is

Forrerrist

Gcuuuuuuuuuucks Amuro with Char

Mentally Chill 9000

CEO's of AstroGob inc. and New RT play a game, specifically a choose your own adventure deep in the salt mines of Pakistan, all whilst under the influence of strong muscle relaxers. What could go wrong? Will Burnie Boy ever escape the mines? Who will be eaten first and why is it not sexual?

bobdole

Watto, a ferengi, and a Harry Potter goblin enjoying a nice picnic.

nwh

The Halftime Goon Show feat. Saure Cayde Heringe and brought to you by "Nobody Got AIDS"

Sundaybest

I don’t have anything clever this week but it does make me really happy that yall genuinely read most of these.

Daniel Felesina

Serbian Kingsley on an episode of Law & Order the SUV

oldleech

Poppin' Fresh Doughboy gettin' ready to pop.

Meatshelly

And that's that on phoning it in

Mr penis

Donald swallowing Eric

Scrapple Roan

freddy vs. jason "wee man" acuña

Skuggles

Nosferatatouille

foolishjules

shit that's what I meant god damnit

cptvictor

Gungan Wing Zero

audrey

did we do jar jar twinks already

lilcczar

Charlie Bucket Dab Tutorial

Zexyshamen

The poster for ' Star Wars Origins: Dex's Diner ' starting Will Sasso as Dexter Jettster and Johnny Knoxville as Obi-Wan Kenobi

Zeigeis

Drake in Hammer pants

audrey

me??? :O edit: i forgot my patreon name isn't souplife lmao

Kyall

The Ape of Nanking

Dom

MegaTopolis

Maxwell

Stellan and his boys vs Charlie and his Angels

Beans

Bobby Slay

Ramathorn

I don’t know what this is but commenting to join in

TempusRimeblood

Almost came at this with a Gungan Seed joke, but I'm gonna go with Gungan: Meesa From Mercureesa

Mr. Nobody

Count Orlok's fat fucking dumper

Gene Shaughts

Gritty picks up his Clap medication incognito, Ron Mexico-style

snakpak

Hot Ones but it's just the milk

Travis Davey

Movie Poster for Charlotte’s Leo D/serial killer film

Driftless

Cenobites in the Vatican

Lofty Nights

Black Knight Part II: Blackdraft

Zhukov

Boss Nass and the E Street Band

NRay7882

I've seen a movie about this once.

Chief

Laura Dern-mher (Laura Dern but Jefferey Dahmer, very hungee)

Rolling614

Kendrick Levar Burton

Ezrah

Weeping child holding onto an urinating president.

Kent Sheely

'Macho Man' Randy Newman

SoaringSmith

Steven Suddenberg aka the Titanic

Cosmic Dread

Big Beaver Pussy Bonpensiero

Lerad

It's one of my favorite weekly forms of entertainment

Lerad

Friend, you are in for the mashup of your life. Go to YouTube and type in Limp Wicket by Neil Cicierega

Swisher

President Vanilla Ice nuking Pyongyang and Disneyland Paris