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Comment ‘Shop 39 Prompt (Patreon)

Published:
2025-02-25 05:45:10
Imported:
2026-06

Content

Speak truths to us, so that we might make them into lies…

Comments

Jay Deines

The muppets take rikers island

Blake Spears

9/12 if Mark Wahlberg had been on the plane.

Nurse Gab

A bunch of Hell’s Angels on podracers

Maxwell

Glenn Powell (big face) and Harrison Ford (small face) on a date

LeKa

This is difficult to accurately put into words so can you just google "russian mob gravestones"?

Tomfoolery

Astrogoblin as the muppets - can be as horrifying as you like

Emilio L

Elon Tusk but instead of a shameless rick and morty cameo he's in Tusk (2014)

Travis Davey

Judge Judy presiding over the Nuremberg trials

Scott Steiner

Elon Musk and The Chamber of Secrets

Ribby

Bud Cortolan songbird

Tomfoolery

Woah muppets on the mind I guess 😂

Honey-Boo-Boo

Father Brown (Patrice (Patrick/Pat/Patters)) x Father Brown (BBC (The Show))

NRay7882

Oprah plays Among Us with the audience

Nibblonians

Comedy finally being legalized

NickIsRadford

Where's Waldo: Grassy Knoll edition

MeatBear

Leonardo DiCarprio

Brendon Abbl

USS Enterprise IPad kid bridge crew

Gollum Juice

Miquella's golden state warriors

jstowe18

Buca di B3PO

Forrerrist

Elon Musk hulking out in a suit made out of his 13 doxxed children

Russell Richardson

Tony Mandrell and Big Pussy Roose Stealing Spotchka from the Vespa Gang

bobloblaw_rms

Jerry Lundegaard as King Gustavus Adolphus

Sparpie

Benjamin Sicko

Tariq Moustapha

That's enough Internet for tonight, Oedipus.

Kyall

The first angelllboy sounds his trumpet

Hog

A long time ago in a gabagoolaxy far, far away

Erynsaurus

Confident Hulud asks you out for dinner and dancing.

bobloblaw_rms

If I had a penny for every BBC show about a Catholic priest solving murders I'd have like three pennies which isn't a lot but it's weird there's three of them

Mr penis

Phill margera laying a delicious egg for bam to eat

Drew Wagner

Bada Bing! Way of the Prophets

oldleech

Death to Videodrome. Long live The New Norm.

Honey-Boo-Boo

It’s weird you think there’s only three of them. I’m pretty sure there’s even more than one father brown

Alfy Red

Hamburglar auto-erotic asphyxiation.

Luke Vigil

Dart Vader, Dart Maul, Dart Plagus

oldleech

Hey, this was a joke on Arrested Development - COME ON!

Jeremy Murray

Jacob eatin' a big ole' sammich.

bozzwick

Logo of “Mus-que”, Elon’s new fragrance line. Obviously it will involve that picture of him with the chainsaw. “Mus-que: 0% of the time, it works every time 👍🏻.”

Martyn O'Neill

President Ark ‘Bumpy’ Roosevelt.

audrey

memorial for Patrick in the style of Russian Mafia gravestones

Zhukov

Oh God, a second runabout just hit Terok Nor!

Not_Quite

Astrogoblin fitness' new get ripped quick scheme.

Alexander

Astrogoblin vs. New Norm (Godzilla vs. Kong style)

Pighokey

Various federal offices laid off staff and replaced them with Gremlins

Siôn Williamson

Bifur, Bofur, and Bombur go visit the pope in hospital

Free Will

Gen Z cat lady/ Temu Therapy

Free Will

But pronounced like chemo

Rangos

Uncut gems gandalfini

Dom

Charlotte and Patters introducing Jacob to deep state 9

Dom

Astrogoblin enjoying Hooters Texas style Ortolan songbird special

Hauntlink

Richard Kind’s Kindfreak

Lord of Skunks

Patrick "Neil Peart" Brown, drumming for Rush circa 1976

calamansipapi

the last supper but it's at hooters

J Jedi Jameson

Bam mistakenly hosts a Lostprophets comeback gig.

Clickery21

Hey Charlotte can you add lego batman please, thanks

User

Golden Sun was a good game.

Grandpa Piss

Patrick Brown - King of Botaswana

Sean Banne

Hollywood Ambassador nativity scene

Rullagan

Timothy Oy Vey!

Alan Ma

Patrick Brown is the 20th hijacker

Daphne

B’ill Maher Monk

stushow

Charlotte causes an oil spill

NukeWarm

Hermain Cain and Meatloaf proudly looking down on a second trump administration after dying from COVID

Lerad

Hold on, let's hear 'em out...

Lerad

Bionicle: Masc of Light

bobdole

Nosferatu eating the younglings

Dr. Deagle

Aliens come to earth but they're Toydarian

liam

Oh cool, man, an ortolan song bird

Beans

Sebulba sabotaged Dale

Martyn O'Neill

Ville Valo desperately trying to talk him out of it

Chaz Surfboard

Jennifer Coolidge and the Temple of "Ooo!"

Dustin Willis

Wow, there is already a lot of comments. They will never read this.

TCKingCeryn

Big Charlotte Little CHYNA

Leebos

Speedball Racer (dir. The Wachowskis)

confusedgoat

Faygo is the blood of christ

Quest Bruv

Taste and see that the lord is cooze

Bailey ate all the beans

Charlotte gets annoyed Patrick clicks on porn and transforms into a snake like james earl jones in Conan

SteamedJams

Silent Phil (phil margera looking for april and bam in a foggy cvs)

Garry

Elon's Musk. A new scent for autistic nazis.

Daniel Brown

Patrick’s Pretentious Pretty Pyramid of Palmdale

slashx00

astrogoblin as evangelion mechs

Ratking

Angel Boys wake up in a Birkin themed Saw trap.

Just Joe

My girlfriend shaving my back

disasterlaster

Keef Girgo passes you a blunt on Niamos

HeyJoshRob

Hedwig and the angry Minch

Johnald90

Bam becomes pope

Haste

John Tarffulta

ThirdDeadMan

Patrick Brown's Old Family Style Mustache and Pubic Wax

buttsrofl

Oscar Wilde's The Importance of Being Ernest P. Worrell

Fun!

Wallace Shawn and Jon Lovitz walk into a bar. Ouch.

rahjahknows

The 2nd prompt that was liked by the person in the chair, but with x1.5 Markiplier

Bread Sweeney

The two wolves fighting inside Patrick (not a metaphor)

Swisher

President Vanilla Ice nuking Pyongyang and Disneyland Paris

Matt Boje

So I'm sick, while sleeping I had the podcast on and during a fever dream, dreamt that you guys started a bread company called AstroBreadlin and also started a new podcast that can only be listened to on Sundays and by Jewish people, and the show was called AstroGobJew

goodbye Tarfful

the wizard of oz, but all the munchkins are Armando

Mooseshark

Jon Voight's Pro Skater

Joby Zebavich

Lieutenant Data and Bam partaking in the Eucharist at Dennys

Garry

Jesse Ventura: Pet Cryptid Detective

foolishjules

Patrick (Ratrick) piloting Charlotte ratatouille-style to cause mischief and commit crimes

RJ

Beauty is in the eye of the cuckolder

snakpak

Itsy bitsy Mr. Feeny's yellow polka dot bikini

PrinceRobot

SS United States Tugboat adventure to its eventual scuttle

Mentally Chill 9000

Master class Gondela built of Gundams girt by the GDR. Blood Orphans Cardiac arrest edition SSS+

Fuzzynubz

The visual representation of the smell of Doctor Dooms helmet

alex

Oh shit Jacob got those titanium Kanye grills

Jack Willis

Willy Wonka but the Oompa Loompas are fuckin JACKED

David Jones

Payakun ruins a whale watching tour

Cosmic Dread

Vacuum-Desiccated Watto remains, with OFFICIAL "Ferengi Seal of Dismemberment"!, Facebook Marketplace ad

bats

jar jar gets cornrows

Sett Dek

Odo's animorph book cover

Lerad

Hauwk Tua Nuva

Lerad

Now that is a niche pull

JRMX

Fud Sang and Christopher Moltisanti sipping Lean at the Bing

Russell Richardson

Patrick brown being just a “lil guy”. Please don’t hit me Pat

Zeigeis

Scrooge Mcducking into Honey coupons

Whalebone Jack

The girl reading this Or hog thursday

Daniel Felesina

Elon telling one of his child human shields “Wrong kid died!” After an assassination attempt from Salzige

Squeeky_Wheel

Kathleen Kennedy announcing her resignation is in pre-production then immediately cancelling it

ChucklinNarwhal

Daredevil listening to you having sex from across town

Richard Jeter

Hector Salamanca staring at Joe Black in confusion as he attempts to soothe him with a Mexican accent.

Philip Kelly

Male porn star Mandingo on a rocket while taking viagra... he'll have a deep space 9"

Skrillaxitive

I have free will but I am addicted to the shindig