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Comment ‘Shop 40 Prompt (Patreon)

Published:
2025-03-04 13:00:12
Imported:
2026-06

Content

The Comment ‘Shop is its 40s! Let us celebrate with an outpouring of sloppy prompts.

Comments

Sean Banne

Jacob's DP (Dark Passenger)

Alexander

Jon Voight Gundam kit (Perfect Grade)

J Jedi Jameson

Jacob buys more Temu tights in preparation for his new holiday: Poonta Eve.

Kurt Smiff

Gary Shandling in the Blunt Rotation

GoodPostReilly

The tailgating scene outside of Alpine Valley for the Max Rebo Band concert

Rullagan

Meet Jack Black

LLPaulJay

A second Ratts Tyerell has hit the Laguna Caves

audrey

i wanna see what Patrick thinks a Hork-Bajir looks like

Bailey ate all the beans

did u see Jennifer Coolidge did a Matthew Broderick to a Minecraft Villager?

Ethan

Hollywood Special Ambassadors go Narnial style

Alfy Red

A Conservative Arts College.

Oilspill404

Like a Dragon: A Yakuza Patrick in Hawaii

Emilio L

Charlotte killing a monitor lizard with her bare hands

Kyall

Air Bud Dwyer

Nick Barnes

Tony soprano’s new food poisoning fueled Italian American nightmare

Chad Kroeger

Blade Runner Twenty-Flirty-Nine 😉

liam

Robert Cardassian (played by David Schwimmer)

Leebos

Comment 'Shop in Memorium

Matt

Josh Broling for Soup

SteamedJams

The Wizard of Aus (aur naur)

Meatshelly

Jam MarBeara (He's Paddington.)

NukeWarm

Caricatures of Trump's Cabinet at Mt Rushmore

Daphne

the girl with the dadgum tattoo

Mr penis

Sonic the hedgehog and knuckles the echidna rub their penises together

Free Will

The Last Astrogoblin (L'astrogoblin, if you will) post-appocalypse, fucking the dead

stushow

Twilight but everyone's tops

Mike Rapin

3rd Party Gundam Reject Models on the Streets of LA just trying to make a living.

Fredducky

Babu Frik’s kinksona; Babu Fuck.

Scrapple Roan

x-men of the cloth: days of future pastor

Ribby

"The Gate" starring Stephen Worf

bats

the kurt locker

Jay Deines

The pissmaster general

Garry

Evar Orbus and His Galactic Jizz-Wailers accepting the Oscar for Best Original Song

Jordan Moses

Samwise and Frodo stumble into Mishelob Ultra's lair

Potatcious

Kai char, gul Jacob, and Patrick the pah wraith

Martyn O'Neill

Gonk droid barely hides his foot torture fetish.

Martyn O'Neill

Han frozen in carbonite but he’s got a chub on.

Brian

Mr. Bean tries to score some pills

HeyJoshRob

Trailer Park Boyz II Men

slashx00

ortolan "star wars" prepared as ortolan somgbird

nwh

sorry in ad-Vance:

Beans

Our Jacob imprinted on Renesmee

nwh

dRumpf and Jerked-Off Dumbledore Vance explain gratitude to a freshly liberated Auschwitz survivor in the Oval Office.

Drew Wagner

“Hey Ton, Dis movie ‘Wicked’. IT’S A MUSICAL”

Bryan Weiss

Agent Dale Cooper is moved by the plight of the people of Philadelphia

heartajack

Kino Loy at Shawshank

confusedgoat

Ryan is Jesus and the blood of christ is cotton candy faygo which gives Judas (jacob) hives

NRay7882

KFC but they sell crabs

Just Joe

I’m something of a songbird myself

Fuzzynubz

Chugging some Mt. dew and doing some sick jumps

Haste

The Power De-Glove from Nintendo

Madeline Alright

You've been hit by, you've been struck by a smooth Hannibal

scott Lamont

Myself, the boy, two Dan Aykroyds, and no questions asked

Iris

Elim Garaks new gay lover Ed Basheeran

Tariq Moustapha

The Angel Boys wearing Charlotte's newsboy cap and Patrick's tactical shorts.

Joby Zebavich

Lieutenant Data and Don Vito gambling with the Pedos on Planet Edo from s1 Next Generation for Wesley Crushers bussy

Bread Sweeney

“Oops! All Whoopi’s” version of startrek tng or the view

Gollum Juice

Hannibal asking Will to draw that super cool “S” from grade school

ChucklinNarwhal

Been thinking of this since last comment shop: Patrick's boy dreaming of dinos

Johnald90

Bam Margera wins an oscar and the statue is a gundam. The award is for best Ortolan Songbird eating.

Daniel Felesina

Kevin Spacey telling Elmo to grow up after new allegations arise

lilcczar

Shadowboxing Christ

Daniel Felesina

Elon telling one of his child human shields “wrong kid died” after an assassination attempt from Salzige

tertiary

The Avengers but not woke

tigerhawk66

The Hamburgler dropin a 40 Burger on Ronald.

Stankape

Mike Lindell and Keef Girgo steal proof of election fraud from ORSON KAMALA

Colin Sharpe

A pretty cool Eel in a Lamborghini Urus

Nurse Gab

Ewoks and oompa loompas about to throwdown in The warriors 70s NY

Richard Jeter

Adrian Brody spitting a Super Mario Bros. 2 Birdo egg into the Oscars audience

Richard Jeter

John Cena suplexing a kid in a wheelchair in front of a Break-A-Wish Foundation banner

Richard Jeter

Hector Salamanca staring at Joe Black in confusion as he attempts to soothe him with a Mexican accent.

Richard Jeter

Sorry, I'll shut up now, but before I go, did you know Phil Leotardo did 20 years in the can?

WalkingMirror

Astrogoblin Hog Flume grand opening (no survivors) (astrogoblin's attorney denies that the flume had "veins")

Barfait 🧋

finding the White Grinch Baby in the Astrogoblin kingcake

Chief

Adolescent Jacob watching the second tower get hit, upset his cartoons got taken off the air

Brandon

A duck with a HUGE bush.

Quicksandbuddy

Harry Mudd (70s animated Star Trek series version) trying to con characters in an isekai anime

Quest Bruv

A Star Is Born (Cesarean Section)

Blake Spears

Bill Burr-lington Coat Factory

Lydsy

Mel, it's me, the power bottom

LeafoftheVine

Beaker as Bunsen's test subject for MK Ultra

Step

Thousands of beavers: The Ballad of Stellan's Daughters

jstowe18

Mr. Penguin’s Poppers

DoomFeather

"Sir, this is a Windu's."

Lord of Skunks

Michael Fassbender, on Fender bass in a cool reggae quintuplet.

DrHankVenture

Goblins in the trap selling E and adrenochrome

Bstrong

stone cold steve harvey

Fun!

Al Pachinko falls down the stairs.

Lerad

I'll flash my boobs for astrogoblin beads

Lerad

Magic the Gathering of the Jugalos

Erynsaurus

Phlesh-colored Phillie Phanatic

alex

Tyler Perry's Madea's Department of Government Efficiency

Mentally Chill 9000

Reading the Necronomicon and making mud at a party on top of tower #2 Pre Kambalaaaaa

Jacob Edding

Over the Hedged to completion

Jonpo

Jacob gets a Brazilian (Dealers choice)

thehobknoblin

The Pestmaster raiding Charlotte's place

Jonpo

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Swiggy_

Tender Miquella can't hold in the Hot Brown while riding on the back of Promised Consort Radahn

oldleech

Mickey Blue Eyes 17

oldleech

Wow, deep cut - also, the difference between Bud Dwyer and a Bud Light is that a BL has a head on it.

Mar

chris of an angel by hinder

LegitBarnacleBoy

in order to get on the sweet Youtube algo train, one of you needs to start smoking on camera. Who's it going to be and which brand of cig?

Lofty Nights

“I never made a deal with Serpent Society” - Red State Hulk (probably)

Mooseshark

Cowboy Patrick and Sam Elliott run a used car dealership.

shadethrow

The Oscars introduce new categories sponsored by Wikifeet

shadethrow

Comedians in cars watching porno

Baxterattack

Stellan’s Boys staring Salzige

digitalnothing

YT thumbnail for StarOrc ft Pete, Jack, and Carol

jstowe18

Parks and Heck