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How might we be tickled today? Is there a code to be cracked? A solution to be sought? Can our hunger for prompts truly be slaked by a specific flavor???

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Siôn Williamson

Ringo opens the Ark of the Covenant during the Rooftop concert

Kurt Smiff

The Goblins but inside out

direjimmy

Kevin Spacey Force

Sean Banne

Guangdong Patrick reporting live from Kowloon walled city with Guadalajara Jacob

Chad Kroeger

A Jar of Pickled Wallace Shawns

Baron Sogz

What does Rove think about this comment shop?

stuntryder182

Patrick’s all-tendon body taking a ride on a Catherine wheel.

NPM

The Radio City Gob-lettes featuring special guest Rob Schneider

Haste

Ba'mar Jera, Jedi Knight

dangxious

Wallace and the Red Comet

Sundaybest

Getting a destiny loot drop but it’s the weird fucked up bone gun from eXistenZ

audrey

aliens are cool they want to explore your butt consensually a haiku

Ribby

Jon Voight-Kampff test

slashx00

astrogoblin as "no mouth, must scream" characters

stushow

Conservative Yogurt

Daniel Brown

The cover of my next book: AngelllBoys and Demons

Quicksandbuddy

Elon Musk as that head crab from The Thing

Alfy Red

The Doors if they made good music… but I agree the Apocalypse Now song isn’t terrible.

Hewmu

biblically accurate Char Aznable

RaccoonBro

Paul Giamatti selling Rhino 9000k pills at the Circle K

Fuzzynubz

An invincible Mario running through a crowd of red hats

Rullagan

Jennifer Cool Ranch

LLPaulJay

Patrick's West Hollywood Conservative Celebrity Bible Club

Denny Dalliance

The family gathered around the kitchen table to play Astrogoblin® the Home Game

Ethan

The Bryan Cranstown Massacre

bats

gary sinise hulud

Drew Yetzke

Han solo narrowly missing a 737 as he lands the millennium falcon at John Wayne Airport

NickIsRadford

Bimbo Baggins, cheapest little hobbit of them all

Glup Shiddo

The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talons

Claire Myers

Meticulously crafted Gundam codpiece

CeeBass

James Woods hosts a telethon for woke.

Clickery21

6ft Yoda vs. Tiny Dooku

Chicofriend

Doc Brown (Patrick’s Version)

Doty

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde Pierce

Cash_Bone

Jack Reach-around

Leebos

Raylan Givens joins Hallow this Lent

HeyJoshRob

What if instead of disco stick Lady Gaga said Razor Ripstick, and she did cool tricks n' shit.

Cash_Bone

he specializes in taking on bigger guys

Beans

Chris Pontius Pilate condemns Jesus “Wee Man” Acuña to death.

donaldtello

Pokemon S.V.Chuuu - directed by Dick Wolf

Brian

Lou Ferrigno loses to an insanely muscular cat

Daniel Felesina

Shere Kahn sings Beyond the Sea with the boys (Jungle Book good ending)

Dannie S

Patrick getting attacked by one of the alligators at the Bass Pro pyramid in Memphis, OR all the taxidermy in the Bass Pro Shops coming to life at night (a la Night at the Museum)

Bread Sweeney

Many men mingle in marvelous mukbang

Nat Schwarz

Peanuts Enlargement Surgery

Bryan Weiss

Instead of astrogoblins it’s astrofreaks and you suck toes

liam

Patrick doing medium Pussy like he did Edmund, Jet, Michael Shadowman, and Tom Handjob

Dr. Deagle

Prince Charles Royal legion of Skarsgaards

gregorama97

Gastrogoblins (food or farts, 'shopper's choice)

Erynsaurus

"Big Droopy" Bonpensiero

biscuit tornado

Patrick as a series of famous cinematic stepdads

Mr penis

James woods giving birth to many beautiful slug children

John

Add Gene Hackman playing the saxophone from The Conversation in a delightful way to the image. Or him pumping gas.

Lerad

Psy-Op Snootles even

Stankape

Flat Nebraska and Double D Williams

Cosmic Dread

Andor saves the economy by proposing a 2 state solution for the SWCU

Lerad

Andúril "Andy" Richter, Flame of the West

bats

lasagna al gaib

bats

french algerian stewart

SteamedJams

Oppo Rancisis presenting his thesis

Drew Wagner

A succulent Icelandic Meal being enjoyed by Stellan Mikkelsen and Mads Skarsgård

Bailey Yeager

Hobbit: The Deportation of Smaug

TempusRimeblood

feyd-rautha from new dune wearing feyd-rautha from old dune's codpiece

tigerhawk66

Patricks overplaying his secret love of the Doors

Just Joe

Bringing a woman to climax underneath the stars

theedgeinshow

Gundam Harry Caray being piloted by the real Harry Caray

Lydsy

Dos Gigolos: Kathryn Bigelow

nikotopias

Bram Stroker‘s Dracula (he’s about to pop)

bozzwick

emilio breastevez.

Daniel Felesina

Clay roasted hormel pepperoni rolls with marrow bone

Kyall

Gundam TUMNuuuuS: Narnial Type

Tariq Moustapha

The Monster Hunters pursue the dreaded Angel Boys.

Haste

I'm watching this show right now so I'm hyped to see this suggestion

Haste

Patrick could easily portray him.

Haste

Philadelphia after Ben Quadinaros wins the Boonta Eve Classic

Iris

Clay roasted aiken

Swiggy_

Jablinski Games reviews World's Biggest Crack Rock

Mar

youre such a (w)hormel pepperoni roll (derogatory)

Nick Barnes

Paulie vs the GABA-ghouls of his past

Zero Cham

Aurra Sing in sniper elite shooting christopher and paulie

Nibblonians

Patrick’s totally normal WWII memorabilia collection

Hankenstein

I never made an order for a Kanjiklub Sandwich!

jstowe18

KanjiKlub Penguin

Free Will

Yo Gabba Gabagool

Free Will

Featuring German punk band Salzige and Destroy

NukeWarm

Vegan Hannibal

Jacob Edding

Han shoots Greedo and explodes his left nut

Garry

You'reTheMandalorianNowDog.com

David Jones

The Great Heep with big naturals

oldleech

Furious Sgt. Brown and His Ballpopping Commandos

Matthew

Where’s Waldo featuring DJ Qualls

Maxwell

Dear Evanescence Hansen

Travis Davey

Willem Defoe’s pornhub history

Junepocalypse

If this has been said before, execute me youngling style

Zexyshamen

A really big sandwich

MeatManMcGhee

Kellogg’s NEW Nuts and Bolts Cereal - fortified with iron.

Russell Richardson

Patrick Brown-ish, Charlotte Ivory, and Jacob Fuchsia-ton. I dunno, it’s a color palette 🎨😊

Mooseshark

Astrogoblin Elden Lords featuring Patrick as Ranni

Chief

John Voit watching Wolf's Rain smoking hella zaza

Wadachip

Look how they massacred my boy (A very Italian sandwich)

Step

The real monster at the end of the book is Salzige Cayde-Heringe

Not_Quite

Astrogoblin fitness' new get ripped quick scheme.

Alexander

pickle tickle fight

Joby Zebavich

Data and Worf on an away team to the Jan 6 Insurrection

Extra Salt

Ryan Hailey as Jar Jar Binks giving birth to Emperor Palpatine.

LegitBarnacleBoy

CATHOLIC FISH EXORCISM catholic fish exorcism