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Comment ‘Shop 42 Prompt (Patreon)

Published:
2025-03-18 12:00:15
Imported:
2026-06

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Give us a nice prompt or Beansie’s a shopping cart.

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nikotopias

Tony Hawk’s Pro Lifer 3+4

Glup Shiddo

OJ’s force ghost appearing in Bright Tree village

LeKa

Shotgun Elite: Shinzo Abe DLC

ChucklinNarwhal

Your favorite game reimagined as a Narnial type

Siôn Williamson

Big Bird donates his Gizzard to save Patrick’s life

Brian

Andy Circus

Hauntlink

Jesus Christ: Alpha Male Superstar

LLPaulJay

Who John Fetters the John Fetterman

krobb1290

Rick “The Brick” Astley

Beans

Chris Pontius Pilate condemns Jesus “Wee Man” Acuña to death.

David Parkinson

Watto emerges from his tomb on Easter Sunday

Sean Banne

Hannibal in New York

LLPaulJay

That's just astrogoblin

Kyall

oh cool man, a discus

liam

Herc teaches Emmett the strong vampire to throw the discus

Alfy Red

Midwest Midsommar

capecodnative

Millenial kids candy: Blow Pops, Airheads, Root Beer Barrels, Pop Rocks. (But combined with some other, pun-funny prompt.)

Samned in DC

Ooh cool man, horrors beyond comprehension

Rullagan

Shelob's himbo brother Helob

bats

dash rendar in his ford pinto moments before disaster

Scrapple Roan

The Wrath of Khan-Clave: A Deep-Space Papal Thriller

Free Will

Yo Gabba Gabagool

audrey

[gentile femdom]

goooooooooob

Looney Tunes: (Bobby) Bac(ala) In Action

Lofty Nights

Kachow, Carmela. I am Shpeed

Sam Collins

Luigi Al-Gaib (mangione) rallies the J6 Choir

NRay7882

Mario and Luigi go for Colonoscopies

Ethan

Bidentennial Man

Annabelle W-T

hello kititties she's a baddie now

stushow

Turns out Chuck Schumer is responsible for the downfall of all civilizations throughout history

Aaron Wallis

The green goblins butler, explains to John wick his dog actually lived. But they're all goofy goobers.

Brad

The release of escapism.

jraluark

Astrogoblin track and field team learning the discus from the unsupervised guest instructor, Herc.

Jay Deines

Harambe as King Kong

Lerad

I'm now realizing that as a young Mennonite I would play Metaknight in smash...

slashx00

Joker: Folie à Deune

Lerad

OJs ghost finally finding Nicole Brown and Ron Goldmans killer

slashx00

is the gentile the dom or the sub, both are good

Fish Guy

"Tell 'em Large Margera sent ya!"

Lerad

Bad Lieutenant: Welcome to Mooseport of Call New Orleans

John

Enough Hannibal. More “Mandy is a fool. Ride with me! For my pleasure!” from Red Dragon.

Alan Ma

big bear harkonnen

Daniel Brown

Wedge Axidentillies and the Goon Squadron planning their assault

audrey

the act itself is gentile, i will leave it up to our catholic goblins what that looks like

Drew Wagner

The Muppets Take Manhattan Project

Chris

Emo boys kissing

Bryan Weiss

Everyone’s cats as palicos and Patrick as a Rathalos

Aksel Lessum

And why should your dick not be fit for my balls?

Clickery21

6ft Yoda tries to buy lottery tickets at a pharmacy

Iris

Patrick O'Goblin drives the woke mob out of ireland

NukeWarm

Deathstar Fleshlight "That's no goon"

Garry

The Real Housewives of Hercules in New York

Bread Sweeney

Jacob makes Patrick into man-leather boots and chaps

Bailey Yeager

The Hobbit: The Deportation of Smaug

Typo

Uh oh, there's freaky little guys in the clouds. And they don't believe in germ theory!

dangxious

Tumnus’s horny goat weed

HeyJoshRob

Bamboon Margera vs Big Pussy Bonobosiero

direjimmy

Erupting Burning Herringe!

Blade J

Guest star Ryan Hailey sat in an old lawn chair eat a box of menthol cigarettes

bozzwick

Charlie sheen realizing the drag queen he’s been eying all nights stage name is “Emilia Breast-evez.”

jstowe18

Droopy McCool’s Wario, Stiffy McLame

Region_Locked

Chet hanks, "cultural ambassador "

ChillyVanilly

Two Tarantino peas in a pseudopod

Leebos

Jacob does a Talented Mr. Ripley on Rahul

Chad Kroeger

Andrew Lloyd Webber's Scrotum the Musical

Rolling614

St Patrizzz drives a cybertruck

Joseph Blownapart

Mel Gibson and Jim Cavezil buy guns from Deacon the pirate antagonist from Waterworld, outside of Universal Studios Hollywood

Quicksandbuddy

The Orange Catholic Bible (Sunny D translation)

More Betterness

The astronauts stuck in space deciding to smoke enough cigs to create a habitable atmosphere layer

Gollum Juice

Eric Bana(na) and Chive Owen

Bing Bong

Ga'hoole Kohli looms over a terrified Rat James Corden, preparing to devour him whole

TripleRaincoat

Henry Kissinger hosts a talk show in hell (Guest: Gandhi)

Ribby

Osh Kosh Torrontow B'Gosh

alex

Astrogoblin recreates when Ryan Dunn (RIP) went down the waterfall in a barrel

jstowe18

Yo Gabba Ga’Hoole

Amit

The Sopranos' genderbent counterparts - The Baritones

Someguy587

Keeping Up With the Cardassians

Waguigi

Don't go down aisle 5. I spilled Shaquille O'Neal

Ratking

Andy Serkis assembles the Serkis Circus

nb

Pepsi Boy's Bar Mitzvah

Zexyshamen

The new Astrogoblin meal at Arby's

Joe Pastier

Raab (himself) 64 and team Starfox which is Johnny Foxville, Falc-o (steve-o), Slipee-Man, and Ryan Dunn as Peppy Hare with the crossed-out "pilot down" symbol over him.

Mr penis

Lisan al-Jared (from subway)

theedgeinshow

Just Harry Caray and Tony Soprano in a tag team cage match with RFK and his brain worm.

Adriano Bacuita

Tremors but it's Paul Atreides trying to learn the ways of "the people"

Madeline Alright

Whatever you make, can you make it look ai generated?

Bryan Weiss

Alternatively the armor and weapon you can craft after hunting Rathalos Patrick

scott Lamont

Black dragon Twinkothée kalameet

Carrie West

Astrogoblin Anonymous meeting (free coffee and diskoos)

Alexander

[Funny and evocative prompt]

Mike Rapin

Ray "Pecorino" Romano opens a new pizza joint

tigerhawk66

Indiana Jones chosing between his Nazi girlfriend or the girl he groomed

Daniel Felesina

Weird Owl Yankovic and the Owls of Gahoolzealand

Joby Zebavich

Picard and Dr. Crusher late term aborting Wesley in favor of Paddington bear being the best boy (drenching the bridge in marmalade)

Stankape

“Hey Ton’ Zoh Shia is fuckin up the ecosystem in the pine barrens, you want I should take care of it?”

Stankape

Flat Nebraska and Double D Williams

lilcczar

Bratwurst Herzog

Junepocalypse

This is a heater, as Patrick would say

Adam Snow

The Skarsgård Hole

David Jones

Exar Kunt (he’s serving)

Swisher

Hercules in New York on 9/11

Chaz Surfboard

A collection of fictional Midwest slop cuisines

Erynsaurus

"Big Droopy" Bonpensiero

Just Joe

Catholics give up Astrogoblin for Lent

Carrie West

Liam Neeson al-Gaib pissing his stillsuit

Swiggy_

"Dales Earnhardt, Earnhardt Jr., Gribble and Penis, do solemly swear that they are up to no good"

lubox

hercules sucking his own discus

Kassa_Worry

The totally radical left

Martyn O'Neill

Death sticks for Hootie (none for the blowfish)

Nurse Gab

Chris Moltisanti and Paulie walnuts talking to the Ents

Scott Steiner

Paul Giamatti starring in the live action Antz movie

MeatBear

Me and that raccoon sharing whippets in the dumpster behind Walgreens the second time

EllieBerry

George R.R. Costanza

Daniel Johnson

How The Minch Stole Independence Day

oldleech

American Chopper dad devouring his progeny like Saturn in the Goya painting.

Wadachip

Look how they massacred my boy (inside a Fazoli)

User

She lets lasers sleep with her husband, wOO-ooo-OOh!!

Tariq Moustapha

Hangry Orc Patrick asks about the Hobbits' legs... They don't need their legs.

Dobozer420

American chopper gang learns to throw the discus

Chicofriend

Uh oh! Patrick is late to commenting on Comment ‘Shop!

Russell Richardson

The assassination of Jesse Solo by the coward Kylo Ford.

Michael Zwez

Pauline walnuts carrying Tony up mt doom to destroy big pussys wire

Thermosguy

a nice steaming plate of quark and beansies

LegitBarnacleBoy

Patrick with jacob's facial hair and vice versa

Hog

Sopranos at Medieval Times (there are no cold cuts)

DJph

Acidic Jews: A kosher guide to Phish

Dr. Deagle

Willy Wonka but with cigarettes

Rangos

Dude Beansie look out! You're in a Cold Steel video!!

Chief

the sopranos poop scene but with a bunch of fuckin monkeys throwin poop in solidarity

bobdole

A Neimoidian, a Ferengi, and an HP Goblin at the Lakers game.

Eric Diaz

Pretty Soldier Sailor Goon

Hewmu

Tony is given 20cc's of gabagool at the hospital after finding Meadow drawing Boba Fett x Han Solo yaoi

Koz

Cissy Boys chopper gang

Not_Quite

Promotional artwork for Cigarette Gundams own series.