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Comment 'Shop 45 Prompt (Patreon)

Published:
2025-04-08 01:00:03
Imported:
2026-06

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Jeremy Allen Fart

Pope Francis returns home to find Sid (flushed away) squatting in the Vatican

Russell Richardson

Zay don’t want me to eat zee Turkish gooner kebabs?

MeatBear

Party raccoon too fucked up to drive home to Coon Rapids

Maxwell

They don’t want me to teach them to stay prayed up?

liam

Pat Trek III: The Search for Stuff

Brian

Buck’s Suck n Fuck (formerly Sneed’s)

Bailey Yeager

Moses and the 12 Tarriffs on Mt. Sinai (mara lago)

NRay7882

Ball Pitt: Devourer of McChildren

Drew Wagner

Gandalf The White Katana and his horse White Shadowfax

Aaron

Let’s see how well Watto is handling the stock market crash

Jacob _

taxidermied over the hedge cast

Bazzgooz

The Ketamine Ape has many wonders to show you

Terence Wiggins

Nien Nunb getting banned from a Golden Corral

Dustin Willis

Chef Gordon Ramsay Bolton sausage recipe

juicymoose

the thing in the dark forest that fills you with fear

Blake Spears

Wouldst thou like to live Discoos-ally

Driftless

Cenobites on LinkedIn

Terence Wiggins

Nobody wants to see that mouth while enjoying buffet-style eating

Mike Rapin

Bam Margeritta-ville

Sean Banne

Jacob Off Instructions

Kyall

the hospital scene from end of evangelion

Leebos

asianhugoweaving.com

Byconite

Nintendo Switch 2: The Reckoning

slashx00

watto in employer sensitivity training

Leebos

Thank you Bruno 🫶

Chicofriend

Marlboro mech vs. Fauci kaiju

Brandon

I have no asshole, and I must shit.

alex

Bam is a doctor and says "today we're going to fuse Phil's C4 and C5 vertebrae"

Jman-VEVO

Hitman’s Ab Solution

Free Will

An ad for new Shrek-tra large glow in the dark condoms

Baron Sogz

Shrek, Fiona and mi burrito sabanero

greenstick97

Do whatever Patrick Hates the most

Meatshelly

Disney-Sounding Dads

stushow

Minch is the Leading Hole in a Hallmark movie

Free Will

Whorton hears a hoe

Bruno Torres

Definitely a link our Goblins should test 😊

Chop Chop, Dig Dig

You can use the Nintendo Switch 2 JOI-con as a mouse

CJ

Nintendo Direct announces the Switch 2, Bottom 2, and Top 2.

Tim Liggett

Astrogoblin's fundraising event after Patrick spent all the channel's money on Temu

Allen Baker

Patrick as the next Amazon Bond Girl

Mark Cardiff

3 Bean Salad (Sean, Michael, and Mr.)

Kevin Lewis

Gal gadot and Gul dukat switch places.

Rebelcow

Jacob piloting Patrick as a mech against an evil Charlotte

HeyJoshRob

A vampaneze from Cirque du Freak and a Hork-bajir from Animorphs doing buddy cop stuff.

Jonathon Brege

Bill and TED talk about stupid bullshit

John

Jason Statham as Pete "Pea" Wett in [dealer's choice of a title]

William Ambervein

Elder Scrolls episode 6: Return of the Greybeards

Scallywaggle

They're taking the Ewoks to Isengard. "The songbirds! The ortolans are coming!"

Not_Quite

Saw Gerrera's suit is powered by bees like some sorta candy man iron lung.

Russell Richardson

Ark bumpy Roos-terteeth crashes in the boonta-S&P-500.

dangxious

The Bye Bye Man v The Empty Man: Requiem

Lily Lechler

setting: the Lion, the witch, and the wardrobe. white witch (grinch) tempting edmund (shrek) with turkish delights (hair transplants)

Dr. TJ Eckelberg

Eeth Koth’s surprisingly vulnerable performance of careless whisper on Conan

MrCmh

Neo goes to take the blue pill but Morpheus accidentally swapped it with a blue chew.

SteamedJams

Filet O' Laurence Fishburn

Kevin Lewis

Fallout 3? I wanna see that

DJph

Kevin Nealon 2am Ring Doorbell Footage (SCARY)

Dr. Deagle

Shrek in a sick duster cleaning up the dc swamp

Katey506

The guys from jackass riding the Dune Worm (or just Steve-o and the others are losing their shit watching)

Carrie West

Rob Schneider's Justice League

Ribby

Big Natural Born Killers

Typo

TMZ has uncovered shocking footage of Big Bird, and unfortunately, Sesame Street will never be the same.

Wadachip

Alec Baldwin gets a hankering at the “Rust” movie premiere

Step

"Hi, everybody!" "Hi, Dr. Robotnik!"

Iris

The Morn Identity

Jon Sapp

Tom Clancy's Meet n' Fuck Kingdom: Accolades Trailer

Rullagan

PeeWee's Notorious B.I.G. Adventure

Haste

Guardians of Ga'Bagule

NukeWarm

Cinderella's belle of the ball torture

Jackson Knight

Dana Carvey parts the L.A. River for a better tomorrow

Zhukov

Jimmy Carter peanut farm DEA raid

Typo

We have such bad business takes to show you.

Richard Jeter

Snow White and the Dwarven Centipede

Kickflipoff

Dementia patient with the berserk sword

Tomfoolery

A Zord made up of guys you reference all the time. Eg that guy from Hercules

Just Joe

A hot chick, in a bikini, posing on top of a classic American car

Cowboy Baby

The Ben Quadinaros Jug Hugger®

Fun!

Minecraft themed auto-erotic asphyxiation.

Matilda Jereza

"You're right though, shouldn't laugh about a tragedy like Qui Gon... That old republic jedi—Axel Greylark? He had a Zabrak horn stuck up his ass when they found him." "Pretty up on all this shit, huh, Master Dom?" "Come to think of it, he was from Coruscant too."

CrazyFireFerret and Lizzylar

That scene with the raging Air Conditioner from Brave Little Toaster but it's a cyber truck.

Joseph Laflamme

the goblin truck from maximum overdrive goes to the proctologist

Nick Martinez

ZARDOZ remake starring Jason Statham

Hankenstein

Bridgette Jones's Manifesto

oldleech

Tony Soprano's coma dreams if there'd been Fatboy Slim instead of Moby.

bruce

Cain (biblical) sugar. A diabetic, immortal Cain being harvested for his sweet sweet blood

cptvictor

Luke Skywalker vs the Butler from Spiderman 3

blake_the_butcher

Hot dog-pee wee-narnial Shrek basketball dream team

Fredducky

B’omarr de Armas shows off his brain jar collection.

Tougk

A Kraftwerk Movie

Tougk

with the exposed plastic

Rybar

Mingle Mingle: The Dating App

Tank3875

Where Pretzie is now! (Dead)

SaltyJabba

Watto Eating Gilbert Grape

Skuggles

Mighty Morphin' Power Pretzies

Jay Deines

Hannibal smoking long pig at a bbq shack

Luke Shaw

First look at Jeremy Strong in HBO’s ‘Succession’ prequel: ‘Kendall Boy’

Fried

Goldmask's goldmember

DylanC

Sopranimorphs

Stankape

Forrest Trump

Waguigi

Smokin' a Dodge Dart

Lydsy

Cheeks Apiary

Cathe

Beansie and Benjamin Sisko on a romantic date (Italian)

audrey

Master Shrek Willem must line his brain with eyes. Fear the old blood.

LeKa

Tintin Quarantino

jraluark

Meat 🍖🥓🥩🍗

jstowe18

Celebrimbor-n again virgin

MrFlowerman

the creationist museum of shrek

ol fish eyes

Goblin brand cigarettes with Patrick as the anthropomorphic mascot

Ethan

The Wishmaster grocery shopping in the Hall of Faces

David Parkinson

Count Dooku's got a bad case of the Count Dookies (he is having his 'tummy trouble' once again, what a silly billy)

Region_Locked

humpty dumpty's accident makes him conservative

Laurits Mikkelsen

Luthen Rael and Mon mothma meet in great secrecy to watch Vader and Palpatine on dancing with the stars

Thermosguy

Why'd you have to leave Herc? Was it because I didn't shy away from God?

User

ZARDOZ remake starring Melissa McCarthy

BonkinTime

Madam Charlotte's Web

Chad Kroeger

Timothée Chalamet stars in 'Crane', a 'Frasier' origin story

User

Cockadoodle Thrice; Artist in the Ambulance.

Jai hughes

Qui Gon Jinn making a bet with Watto to clear Patricks 150$ temu debt

Sorgen

Orco from Masters of the Universe going through an existential crisis due to falling in love with Gromit

bozzwick

Jabba doing the worm.

Rusty Venture

A goateed Patrick doing the Charlton Heston laugh

Diamond Duck

Fantasy blockbuster The Great Whal, featuring Donnie Wahlberg headlining a cast of brothers of known actors (an Hanks, a Baldwin, an Affleck) Edit: How could I forget the Skarsgards and Hemsworths

GoodPostReilly

PICTURED: Lee Harvey Oswald, seen with his gaming setup

Lerad

Well this is gonna fuck up my vocabulary forever

Lerad

Also a great podcast

Lerad

Better than I could have imagined

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nal hutta’s new tariff rates

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Raak Yahn has to out throw Hercules at the discoos or he has to eat all of Percy's mustard.

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Timothée chalamet trying in vain to claw his way out of armie hammers cavernous anal cavity

Rolling614

Sounding Rod Serling

Sundaybest

The nine layers of Narnia Hell

Amit

Or perhaps Disney-Dads Sounding?

Johnald90

The white ghost and his hungry blade go to ihop

Amit

Mike Myers as Shrek as Michael Myers has decided he's had enough.

goodbye Tarfful

Mark Wahlberg is buff Jesus in "Passion of the Christ 2: Jesus rises again"

bruce

Did you know bigbird was supposed to be on space shuttle challenger

Typo

Which is a much better prompt, honestly.

Mooseshark

Pocket Monster Hunter

Erynsaurus

Pee-wee Herman discovers Marc Alaimo's basement.

Wobs

Hung (guy) jury

Joe Pastier

Kyle Katarn and Hitman: Strangers on a Train Level

Nautical Nonsense

Scully, you ever hear the folk story of the really big guy in Reacher season 3?