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Comment 'Shop 47 Prompt (Patreon)

Published:
2025-04-22 01:00:12
Imported:
2026-06

Content

For the first time, the Comment 'Shop has a guest. Be on your best behavior for sweet Ryan.

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Comments

Ribby

Yoko "Majorly" Ono

SteamedJams

Trailer Park Boys In The Striped Pajamas

Claire Myers

Look Who Played Juwanna Mann

NRay7882

Indiana Jones and the Parasite that swam up his dick in Vietnam

Madeline Alright

Sean Kingston performing ritual seppuku because these girls are so beautiful

Daniel Felesina

Mark Muad’dib Wahlberg performing Easter Mass on Arrakis

Danny Thrasher

Totally satisfied with last weeks so I will phone this one in: Count Discoos or some shit

Drew Wagner

The Judgment at NuremHamburgler

liam

That’s the biggest discoos I’ve ever seen

Fish Guy

Don Viggo Margmortensen commits Crimes of the Future

Maxwell

Meet JD Vance (like Meet Joe Black)

goooooooooob

Rockstar’s Bully: Elon Musk edition

Paul Sharke

Home Invasion Celebrity Makeover

Kyall

The God FTMperor of Mankind

MeatBear

Party raccoon sharing a bottle of malort with the bois

GoodPostReilly

1990s Bruce Springsteen and Max Rebo singing a very powerful duet

Rullagan

Ideology Reveal Party

slashx00

Grand Muff Tarkin

Chicofriend

Baby Geniuses 69: Moriarty’s Multicultural Birthday Celebration

CeeBass

Dud Bolt: Fury Road

Leebos

An even more pathetic Paul Mescal

Beans

Father Kyle MacLachlan

Garrett Breen

Hercules shows Pretzie how to have a hands free

Byconite

MaRyan Kart World

Kickflipoff

Dat Hoobastank like Phish

Q-nut

Tion Mendon dropping a sick beat.

Tank3875

Jonestown, but the Kool-Aid man stops it before it gets out of hand

bats

discoos is the mind killer, pretzie

Hauntlink

Robo-pope (RoPope)

Emilio L

One of the JD Vances as agent 47

Driftless

Sopranos but everyone but Tony is a duck

Alfy Red

Baking with HRT.

Lerad

Backyard Wrestling: Remastered

Typo

Scooby Dooby Doomguy

Barfait 🧋

People once believed that when a pope dies, a crow carries their soul to the land of the dead. But sometimes, something so bad happens that a terrible sadness is carried with it and the pope’s soul can't rest. Then sometimes, just sometimes, the crow can bring that pope soul back to put the wrong things right.

Haste

Gash Rendar

oldleech

Pinhead and the cenobites walk out of A Minecraft Movie; "There are limits even to suffering".

Sean Banne

RARE MINI GAME PROMPT: Ryan has to eat salzige, then try to recreate salzige cayde herringe with the goblin's descriptors

Joe Pastier

Force Ghost Obi-Wan introduces Yoda and Luke as the Chicken Jockey.

Callie

what ryan would look like if he turned into a bug like mark hamill

Step

The world according to Garganacl

Kiefer

ice war on europa

TripleRaincoat

Ryan selling off Ferengi Ryan's bits at his Ferengi funeral

audrey

potable gaming console

Dean U

Paul Blart pall mall cop

Colby

The Pope's Rawhead Rex

stushow

Trawling for some Gungam babes down at the wharf

Jeremy Allen Fart

Sam: It woulda been Hera Syndullah (she had shit on her head)

Jonathan Nordman

Heat Pegseth and His Signal Chat Groupies Get It On

Brian

AA for stolen valor

BawbGood

The Sane Clown Posse

Wobs

Uncle O'Grimacey's "A MeinKampf Movie" meal

Shotgunbadger

Bluecifer taking a plane down, he's why the crashes are happening actually

defaced5960

Rypocalypse Now: I love the smell of Faygo in the morning

Tougk

Watch: Joh Yowza and the Max Rebo Band Perform ‘Jesus Rocks’ at Southern Megachurch After Sudden Pivot Into Shitty Christian Rock Scene

Hewmu

Patrick mourns the pope by going to church and blasting a dart during the service

Tougk

Blue man group

an0rpm

yo gipper gipper

Gollum Juice

Kiss kiss bang bang but they’re all muppets

Mark Cardiff

Jesse "The Body of Christ" Ventura

Waguigi

The end of Dancer in the Dark but funnier.

Free Will

JD Vance realizing he killed the pope

Koz

This 'shop looks terrible to only pedophiles

Zhukov

Fat Elvis (PBUH) being entombed in the Memphis Pyramid by an honour guard of Ryan's choice.

Bazzgooz

Shrimp Jesus greets the pope at the gates of heaven

Mothman eats booty

pretzi being controlled by hercules like the beaver from the beaver

Felix Forrester

The fly on Pence's head is jealous of the fly on JD's head for taking out such a prestigious target

Deecio

Magical Mister Pissed-offelees

tigerhawk66

Stelin bodyslaming Hulk Hogan at WrestleMania

Rolling614

WDJDD - What Did JD Do

jstowe18

JD Vance freezing Pope Francis in carbonite

John

Richard Dean Anderson is Mac Guyver next to the Stargate

LeafoftheVine

Pope Francis dying to personally fight Rawhead Rex in hell

Mentally Chill 9000

Goblin gang goes off the rails on the Dart Train (ft. Ryan Haily, Katy Space Bitch Perry, Drake cosplaying as Uncle O'Grimacey and not Brad Pitt).

greenstick97

Have Ryan tell a new story and that becomes the prompt (or just do a MacDonald's run by Ryan clones)

NRay7882

Bruce would be proud 🫡

Skuggles

Conclave-Oops All Ryans

NRay7882

I just watched the studio tonight. 💯

HeyJoshRob

Paul Bunyan vs the Michigan Dogman.

Wadachip

Billy Mays here, and with the power of the Pineapple Nunchucks(TM) you too can get some extra vitamin C in your CBT

Joejira

Mr. and Mrs. Bighead Rex

Chief

OOPS! ALL PHISH

Mike Rapin

Data crushing 2 liters of Faygo at the Gathering of the Juggalos

lubox

Pissbury Hoe Boy

Dr. Deagle

A football game but feet are prevalent

TCKingCeryn

Ryan becomes the new SecDef and immediately leaks the Astrogoblin Discord chat.

Hankenstein

Meet Jar Bink again so Ryan can do the impression

cptvictor

Jack Ryan Hailey

jim nope

it looks like you already nailed it

Iris

Gollum big natties

Chint Eastwood

The Keebler elves and Snap/Crackle/Pop compare lengths

Luke Shaw

Geralt of Rizzia

Forrerrist

Oh no! I spilled Birria tacos all over my checkered board shorts and icp makeup noooo

Daniel Johnson

The Guardian discovers Pete Hegseth's third secret Signal chat filled with rule 34 Jabba

Adam Snow

Gandolph Lundgren

Haste

I feel bad for laughing

Matthew R

The dream Temu haul that finally bankrupts Astro Goblin

Devon Palmer

Brown face Jon voight as Zoltar

Ethan

Two Bull Grimaces filled with testosterone facing off in the midst of "musth"

Chad Kroeger

Vincent D'Onofrio recently started dating your Mom and now he keeps calling you "Champ"

Fredducky

AI AiAi (breedable Supermonkeyball character) domming an Aye Aye (hot lemur species)

Stankape

The Astrogoblin crime family eating mountains of tater tot casserole

Clickery21

Charlottes favorite soup

NukeWarm

From Backstreet Boys to Bye-Bye-Bye Men

Totally

GwarioWare

Matilda Jereza

Haley Joel Osment apologizing in perfect mandarin

Kyra

Quark & Odo cause the 4th impact

Lydsy

"Do or do not, there is no Ry" - Tennessee Minch

audrey

[CEI]

MrFlowerman

ryan being baptised in Salziges mega church

lilcczar

Steve Harvey Presents: Faces of Death

Daniel Brown

Add the clock that Ryan destroyed the world with

direjimmy

Andy Cirque De Soleil-kis

Joby Zebavich

Muad’dib and Beansie heading for to the shop for a melange lolly

slashx00

shit, did i do a bruce joke

Johnald90

Jar Jar with Pete Hegseth's tattoos

Fun!

signs2nerdle where your blocks are "Stop", "One-Way" and "Joaquin Phoenix"

theedgeinshow

All rise for the new pope: Harry Caray

Rebelcow

Jobber the Hut

RJ

Flea goes to a Flea-market

bozzwick

Ryan doing what I thought he’d do after f*nhaus’s end… trying to obtain squatters rights.

Toronto Gosh

He’s doing it for his old gaffer

Daphne

Bass Pro Stonehenge

rahjahknows

A new profile picture for the Ryan+ Experience

ol fish eyes

Fuckface Unstoppable's Coachella set

Mentally Chill 9000

"He has business with Uncle Jr" Disney never seen nuthin'

Mooseshark

Yogurt Male Yogurt vs Beta Boy Barry. Ziggy is Sigma.

Zeigeis

One nation under FUD

Kikaimato

A *really* tall youth pastor

oldleech

RawShrek Rex 'baptizing' the Minions into disciplehood.

Maxwell

Oh, also, Hi Ryan!

2mewhy

Ryan completes his EGOT sweep.

Dobozer420

dood beansie look out its rawhead

Siôn Williamson

Gothmog and his lads descend on Wigan for some smack barms

Rusty Venture

Jair Bolsonaro arriving to his trial looking like Captain Pike

jesse gax

7 foot tall, 90 pounds soaking wet, Ronald McDonald

Scott Steiner

Combine the first prompt and the ninth one.

AragornStan92

Eric Baudour takes the astrogoblins to mcdonalds to eat and rate the food. warner bros approves the mashup #collab

Sundaybest

The pope returning from the dead to box jd Vance and get revenge