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Comment ‘Shop 48 Prompt (Patreon)

Published:
2025-04-29 13:00:37
Imported:
2026-06

Content

Charlotte’s back and ready to ‘shop!

Comments

Järget Pärsson

Patrick Jacob and Charlotte in a Tom of Finland drawing

Brian

Falkor gets Old Yeller-ed

LeKa

Dean Norris, Michael Chiklis, and Domenick Lombardozzi have fused together to become the ultimate bald cop homunculus

bats

google “ki adi mundi big eyes minifigure”

Beans

A nude Tayne

slashx00

two sets of footprints in the sand but they're velociraptor (velociraptor jesus (conservative)))

Sean Banne

Death battle: Rawhead Ryan vs. Patrick Brown (Viet Cong Era)

liam

Sebulba. His legs wide.

Annabelle W-T

generative fill "my little pony friendship is tragic"

Wakman145

Charlotte walking in on Patrick, Jacob and Ryan being Event Horizoned

goooooooooob

"The same old stinks. The same old thinks." - Stuart Smalley

Wobs

Pippi schlongdocking

Typo

MTV Cribs Features the Saddest Man Alive

audrey

lamborghini uruk-hai

GoodPostReilly

John Malkovich sure looks like those Utapau guys, huh?

Richard Jeter

A Voltron made of Viggo Mortensen roles

Wadachip

The E-woke's war on Sithmas

Rullagan

What Astrogoblin .com would look like circa 1997

Totally

Bing Bong reincarnated by a sex dream

lubox

Andor Scared Stupid

Jake

Astrogoblin mustafar reenactment

Leebos

Charlotte starts her Cronenburg Brood

Joey Lew

Master Splinter and his inexplicably Japanese accent

Byconite

Eternal Darkness: Astrogoblin's Requiem

Chad Kroeger

Emmet Cullen's Ozempic Journey

Clickery21

Charlotte’s favorite soup

stushow

Cig-arotti the smoking opera star

Terence Wiggins

Death Battle: Travis the chimp vs Kimbya Slawson (a fusion of Kimbo Slice and Kimya Dawson)

Haste

Tom Hard-R

Rusty Venture

Patrick’s Cherry Poppin Daddies cover band the Hymen Tearing Fathers

Ribby

The Assassination of J. Osama Bin Laden by the coward Barack Dord Obama

Nibblonians

Astrogoblin Manuel Miranda

DrHankVenture

Second try: Lifeday with the Kranks

Sorcha

Toronto (the city) gosh!

Fredducky

Romba’s dark descent into drug addiction due to his PTSD following the events of the Battle of Endor.

Deecio

Brooks & Dunn & Knuckles

Walter

Darth Maulhead Rex

Tomfoolery

Baby's Day Out concept, main character can be an assist from another comment

Johnald90

Gary Cooper but straight.

SaltyJabba

Charlotte V Ryan: Battle for the Third Chair

Just Joe

Imagine meeting a woman named Veronica Knightknockers

AtomCoin

Succession Suck Session

John

Death Battle: Jelq vs Jerk vs Ecks vs Sever

Babu Frick'd my jeans

Hercules and Pretzie lovingly hold hands at the Boonta Eve classic, watching as Ratts Tyerell crashes into the other side of the stands, killing dozens. (Slight change to canon)

alex

Andre and the giant peach (it's Andre the giant holding a normal sized peach)

Ethan

Vs Hulk Hoagie

Jai hughes

Meet mighty Joe black

Chaz Surfboard

Cabela's Monster Cuck Hunter, Backshots Edition

Hauntlink

Viggo the Carpathian from ghostbusters 2 but it’s played by viggo mortensen

CeeBass

Biden and Trump napping with the pope.

Chief

Just google Mickey Rourke Big Brother UK

Rolling614

Let them feet smoke weed.

Mike Rapin

The new cast of Christopher Nolan’s Homer-erotic Fantasy, The Odyssey

disasterlaster

Kathryn Hahn Solo: A Star Wars Story

BawbGood

Ki Adi Mundi cruising for Cerean pussy

goosepoppy

Blood rave at the Rock N Roll Ralph's

Garry

Dr. Phil McGrawhead Rex

Shotgunbadger

Death Battle: ewok vs one of those super inbred pitbulls advertised on facebook

Fun!

The movie Moon, but with James Corden as Bustopher Jones from CATS.

Daphne

Clueless white guy orders blue milk in perfect aqualish, shocks patrons and staff

thomcats

Upsettingly realistic dog death

Kyle Koehler

Let Charlotte choose as retribution for posting that pod racer blowjob tier list

jstowe18

Elrond Hubbard and the Church of Sindarinology

Tougk

Kid Rock Fisto

Lerad

I love the shot for shot recreation of the opening sequence of Too Close for Comfort

Bryan Weiss

The new guy in narkina 5 is a little too excited about the no shoes rule

Bazzgooz

Hairless ewok

Devon Palmer

Mary Kate and Ashley explore the event horizon

Joby Zebavich

RFK at the Boonta Eve Classic in a pure American muscle car fueled by seed oils

Cowboy Baby

The biggest Ortolan songbird I've ever seen...(SLURP)

Jay_Bee

A modern remake of the 1986 hit film The Three Amigos: “¡The Three AmViggos!” Starring three simultaneous versions of Viggo Mortensen reprising previous characters.

Lydsy

the ride of the rohirrim, but with wild hogs (the cast of the film not the creature)

Katey506

Aslan deems Charlotte no longer a friend of Narnia

Erynsaurus

A loving tribute to John Candy.

Martyn O'Neill

But it wasn’t a rock, it was Cirroc Lofton…

Hewmu

Mouse trying to apply for a loan in his finest suit (the loan is to buy deathsticks)

Free Will

Khajit live-streaming from the Skooma Den. Brought to you by Steel Reserve

TripleRaincoat

"We need to make a list of all the Tribbles in the empire. These things are never gonna hold down jobs or contribute to society."

TripleRaincoat

"Come on down to Five K'plah's and try N'gok fried in Razorback tallow. It's a healthier alternative to processed oils, trust me, don't look into any kickbacks i may be getting for this free advertisement"

Swisher

Death Battle: The Pillsbury Doughboy vs the unfeeling, uncaring void of space

Chris Holden

“Lucille Ball, Torch her!”

NickIsRadford

Dude Where’s My Carbs: A Guide to Keto Living

jjolly

“Goodbye, Steve-O. Goodbye, Wee Man. Miss you I will”

2mewhy

Ayn Randy Pitchford's magic show.

Rebelcow

Trump signs the contract of San Venganza

Timothy O'Donnell

Uncle O’Grimacey’s Irish Car Bomb Shake (plain mint)

Mothman eats booty

kermit the frog the bounty hunter taking up a contract on pepe the shrimp

bobdole

Watto, a Neimoidian, and a Harry Potter goblin at sensitivity training.

Kirinotes

Tulsi Gabbard torturing Corran Horn aboard the Lusankya

thehobknoblin

Astrogoblin action movie "The Podcaster"

oldleech

Godspeed You Sac Emptier

TripleRaincoat

Death battle : Sara Palin vs Kristi Noem, battle of the bog-women

Zeigeis

He does have tongue for it

Toronto Gosh

Undelivered Space Jam sequel Race Jam featuring Jeff Gordon

JustWrecks

That Ewok who humped Al Roker on national television gets hold of JD Vance

SteamedJams

The Lion The Witch and The War on Drugs

MeatBear

Raccoon buying a carton of darts for some highschool kids

Luca Villanti

Sy Snootles performs at Trumps inauguration

Meatshelly

Pride and Prejdiscus: Hercules in Netherfield

bozzwick

Did I make it in time for the video?

Nick Martinez

Jacob being forced to watch Star Trek, clockwork orange style

Ajpops

Emperor sheev septim

CourteousCanadian

Charlotte's blind date with the Boston Marathon Bomber while on vacation.

GNOMED

Ryan and his "Special Suck Buddies" cluelessly volunteer to pilot the H.L. Hunley. (They think it is a pod racer)

Jon Sapp

Trip-sitter Dennis Prager whispers sweet nothings as you get shitfaced on Lexapro

Failstate

Dale Earnhardt dies in horrific pod racer crash at the Boonta Eve Classic

Iris

Look who flayed Amanaman!

oldleech

Sy and the Family Snootle

David Byrnes

Harry Potter letters but instead of being a wizard, you've been selected to be one of Ryan's Special Suck Buddies

Baxterattack

Deathbattle: 100 men vs 1 Xaned up chimp

Throaty Pigeon

Raw head wrecks. Don't head and drive.

NRay7882

Horton hears a who getting assaulted, but doesn't report it

NRay7882

I first read this as Roomba and was so into a coke-snorting vacuum robot.

Neutral Party

Malakili's Big Adventure: "I don't make rancor, I just train 'em!"

Toronto Gosh

If you give a mouse a deathstick…

Lord of Skunks

Alex Lifeson's moose knuckle from the 2112 promotional photos breaks free

Kyall

Penis extension system but just for foreskin

Russell Richardson

(Bam voice) We’re gonna trick Sideshow bob into stepping on a rake yohn.

Whalebone Jack

The Yassification of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford

Mentally Chill 9000

Shaving Private Ryan - Charlotte, Jacob and Patrick are passionate juggalo snipers

childish_goblino

JD Vance speaks with people from beyond the ice wall

Koz

Ryan PILOTING a Faygo sponsored Pod Racer

Koz

Chode lightsaber

Ann Morris

JD Vance as Hitman but for real or fictional religious leaders

Mitch

Rawhead Dax

Britney Barker

First Cuck of the United States gets bested by Canadian Bull

Carrie West

One of those paintings of famous people playing poker with Benjamin Sisko, Tony Soprano and whatever freaks we're referencing this week

finlopes197

My dogs are barking but it's real dogs

NukeWarm

Torturing Marilyn Manson by giving him more ribs

Mr penis

fucking stupid asshole Olympics featuring some stupid fucking asshole

Bruno Torres

Shared a rendition of your prompt in our "Comment Shop Crumbs" thread in the Discord